Marisa Emi
@thinkmooinc.bsky.social
I watch a lot of basketball and write about it sometimes / pfp by @ashnbrimstone
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“Post pictures of yourself in 2016!” No. Shan‘t
January 16, 2026 at 11:05 PM
“Post pictures of yourself in 2016!” No. Shan‘t
exciting new NBA call explanation, essentially, "the only options available to us are flagrant and technical, which we do not think apply here"
January 16, 2026 at 5:10 AM
exciting new NBA call explanation, essentially, "the only options available to us are flagrant and technical, which we do not think apply here"
okay, let's not hit OG in the face either
please stop hitting Podz in the face, even by accident
January 16, 2026 at 5:08 AM
okay, let's not hit OG in the face either
please stop hitting Podz in the face, even by accident
January 16, 2026 at 5:04 AM
please stop hitting Podz in the face, even by accident
Stan Van LOVES Steph lol
January 16, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Stan Van LOVES Steph lol
Will Richard is working so hard out there
January 16, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Will Richard is working so hard out there
Jimmy Butler and Al Horford connected on a lob that I didn't know Al could throw and did not think Jimmy could finish, v impressed
January 16, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Jimmy Butler and Al Horford connected on a lob that I didn't know Al could throw and did not think Jimmy could finish, v impressed
nobody is better than @whylimereversed.bsky.social at celebrity lookalikes!
#WNBA Players and their celebrity lookalikes a 14-part thread 🧵⬇️
January 15, 2026 at 8:24 PM
nobody is better than @whylimereversed.bsky.social at celebrity lookalikes!
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What none of you seem to comprehend is that while you’re all arguing about stupid shit online, I am running THOUSANDS of complex calculations in my head, and ALL of them are wrong as hell.
December 11, 2025 at 11:39 AM
What none of you seem to comprehend is that while you’re all arguing about stupid shit online, I am running THOUSANDS of complex calculations in my head, and ALL of them are wrong as hell.
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Solidarity with the people of Minnesota bravely standing up for their vulnerable neighbors against some of the stupidest fascism the world has ever seen.
January 15, 2026 at 6:12 AM
Solidarity with the people of Minnesota bravely standing up for their vulnerable neighbors against some of the stupidest fascism the world has ever seen.
Dylan Cardwell shading his eyes with his hand to pretend-see how far his blocked shot went is a great celebration imo
January 15, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Dylan Cardwell shading his eyes with his hand to pretend-see how far his blocked shot went is a great celebration imo
nephew hurt :(
oh the Blazers put my nephew-in-law in, let's go
January 14, 2026 at 6:14 AM
nephew hurt :(
great 3, nephew (unfortunate turnover not long after)
oh the Blazers put my nephew-in-law in, let's go
January 14, 2026 at 5:52 AM
great 3, nephew (unfortunate turnover not long after)
oh the Blazers put my nephew-in-law in, let's go
January 14, 2026 at 4:31 AM
oh the Blazers put my nephew-in-law in, let's go
hell yeah
Hey @jeskeets.bsky.social - I know it's CBB but we've got a dunk blocked into a wedgie in Oklahoma
January 14, 2026 at 4:10 AM
hell yeah
time to admit it: what I most remember reading most when I was rather young was the comics section of the Mercury News and also Tim Kawakami's sports columns
why did so many millennials read so many newspaper comics? easily 60 percent of my reading diet in elementary/middle school was collected editions of calvin and hobbes, farside, dilbert, peanuts, doonesbury (!), foxtrot (?!?) and i know im not alone. historically unique phenomenon
rather than talk about Scott Adams I want to talk about something weirder (me). Who else was really into Dilbert when you were 12. Who else was like, boy, I can't wait to work a cubicle job
January 13, 2026 at 11:24 PM
time to admit it: what I most remember reading most when I was rather young was the comics section of the Mercury News and also Tim Kawakami's sports columns
I'm glad that Maxime Raynaud's family got to see him and the Kings get a W today!
January 13, 2026 at 5:23 AM
I'm glad that Maxime Raynaud's family got to see him and the Kings get a W today!
didn't have to wait long!
not big on the NFL but I am looking forward to watching Aaron Rodgers eat shit for the last 3:30 of this game
January 13, 2026 at 4:06 AM
didn't have to wait long!
not big on the NFL but I am looking forward to watching Aaron Rodgers eat shit for the last 3:30 of this game
January 13, 2026 at 4:03 AM
not big on the NFL but I am looking forward to watching Aaron Rodgers eat shit for the last 3:30 of this game
"THE DIFF: 0" is probably the worst application of the thing
January 13, 2026 at 1:38 AM
"THE DIFF: 0" is probably the worst application of the thing
the Google NBA scoreboard bugged out and showed "end of regulation" when the score was 90-85 so I'm simply glad that more points were scored
January 12, 2026 at 1:25 AM
the Google NBA scoreboard bugged out and showed "end of regulation" when the score was 90-85 so I'm simply glad that more points were scored
congratulations to @alongcamepoly4thew.bsky.social and her Bears!
January 11, 2026 at 4:38 AM
congratulations to @alongcamepoly4thew.bsky.social and her Bears!
(at the risk of being the least fun person in the world, I had a hunch so I double checked: the last time Draymond had 3 threes in a game was on Wednesday against Milwaukee)
dramond with 3 3s in a game gotta make sacramento fucking disgusted. the last time that has happened has to have been like 2016
January 10, 2026 at 5:01 AM
(at the risk of being the least fun person in the world, I had a hunch so I double checked: the last time Draymond had 3 threes in a game was on Wednesday against Milwaukee)
what's Malik Monk doing down there
January 10, 2026 at 3:46 AM
what's Malik Monk doing down there
while I understand the sentiment, I don't think you can say it's "danger time" with 9 minutes left in the first half
January 10, 2026 at 3:41 AM
while I understand the sentiment, I don't think you can say it's "danger time" with 9 minutes left in the first half