Rene
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I like to do things but I'm always too tired or distracted to do them.
Me, waiting for the Bad Bunny Super Bowl halftime show in this timeline.
patrick star from spongebob squarepants is smiling with his hands folded
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January 27, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Me, waiting for the Bad Bunny Super Bowl halftime show in this timeline.
No water, no power. Plenty of blankets.
January 25, 2026 at 7:21 PM
No water, no power. Plenty of blankets.
So...from a tech support agent...before you call us for help, and you're using Safari...please try to do what you're doing on Google Chrome first. Please. 🙏
January 13, 2026 at 2:36 PM
So...from a tech support agent...before you call us for help, and you're using Safari...please try to do what you're doing on Google Chrome first. Please. 🙏
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Need I say more?
January 10, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Need I say more?
Did Ralph C (timberninj) come to Blusky?
January 3, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Did Ralph C (timberninj) come to Blusky?
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# Christmas carol lyrics that go hard when you paste them over a picture of Stacker Pentecost
December 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
# Christmas carol lyrics that go hard when you paste them over a picture of Stacker Pentecost
Just enjoying a nice quiet Saturday morning house-sitting for the weekend, and I looked over...
December 6, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Just enjoying a nice quiet Saturday morning house-sitting for the weekend, and I looked over...
Fuck everybody else that wants gas, I guess.
November 30, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Fuck everybody else that wants gas, I guess.
Theory: Cabbage Patch Kids are baby gnomes.
November 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Theory: Cabbage Patch Kids are baby gnomes.
When you forget to cancel a free trial
a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and says no .
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November 22, 2025 at 1:20 PM
When you forget to cancel a free trial
I just had to explain what a fax machine was to a Gen Z'er, after he had the audacity to make me feel stupid for not owning a printer.
a woman with long blonde hair is smiling and wearing a white jacket and a pink shirt .
Alt: a woman with long blonde hair is smiling and wearing a white jacket and a pink shirt .
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November 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I just had to explain what a fax machine was to a Gen Z'er, after he had the audacity to make me feel stupid for not owning a printer.
SEVENTEEN propositions on Texas' ballot tonight.
November 5, 2025 at 12:39 AM
SEVENTEEN propositions on Texas' ballot tonight.
This is either going to be delicious or horrific.
October 31, 2025 at 10:59 PM
This is either going to be delicious or horrific.
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I think my favorite thing about "every city reveals its inner character" era of ice protests is that people keep saying portland is weird or cute or nice or silly when one of the most common chants at the ice building is people looking up at feds on the roof and yelling "jump! jump! jump!" in unison
Portland resists with whimsical improv theater, Chicago resists by screaming at weird jagoffs that don’t belong in the neighborhood. Every city brings its own strengths to the fight
The energy we need is this suburban dad standing out in the street -- barefoot with Blackhawks pajama pants on -- screaming at the masked goons to get the fuck out of their neighborhood.
October 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I think my favorite thing about "every city reveals its inner character" era of ice protests is that people keep saying portland is weird or cute or nice or silly when one of the most common chants at the ice building is people looking up at feds on the roof and yelling "jump! jump! jump!" in unison
Do you ever get a glimpse of the old person that you're going to be? I caught myself saying something silly to a cashier last night. Like I wasn't her once, wishing customers didn't think they were clever.
October 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Do you ever get a glimpse of the old person that you're going to be? I caught myself saying something silly to a cashier last night. Like I wasn't her once, wishing customers didn't think they were clever.
I'm a wife! Somebody married this hot mess!
October 19, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I'm a wife! Somebody married this hot mess!
So our wedding officiant had asked us, Do you want religious, Christian-lite, or non-denominational? And we said Christian-lite because we have religious relatives that will be there, and I know it sounds people-pleasy, but these are also the people that paid for most of the wedding...1/?
October 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
So our wedding officiant had asked us, Do you want religious, Christian-lite, or non-denominational? And we said Christian-lite because we have religious relatives that will be there, and I know it sounds people-pleasy, but these are also the people that paid for most of the wedding...1/?
First spray tan 3 days before my wedding. LIVING DANGEROUSLY!
October 15, 2025 at 11:02 PM
First spray tan 3 days before my wedding. LIVING DANGEROUSLY!
Hey, some more tech support advice for you. Are you using Safari on an iPhone? Switch to Chrome and retry whatever you're doing. This would eliminate SO many tech support phone calls.
October 7, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Hey, some more tech support advice for you. Are you using Safari on an iPhone? Switch to Chrome and retry whatever you're doing. This would eliminate SO many tech support phone calls.
The Man™️ trying to tell me that he's not speeding when I can see the speedometer...
a man with glasses is sitting in front of a brick wall and says `` and ... that 's a lie . ''
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September 30, 2025 at 12:50 PM
The Man™️ trying to tell me that he's not speeding when I can see the speedometer...
Can't wait until this wedding is over and I don't have to talk about shoes ever again.
September 28, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Can't wait until this wedding is over and I don't have to talk about shoes ever again.
Jeebus, getting an RSVP out of people is like pulling teeth.
September 7, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Jeebus, getting an RSVP out of people is like pulling teeth.