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Rene
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I like to do things but I'm always too tired or distracted to do them.
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Just kill me
A screenshot of an email that I sent to my supervisors, that says "Attached is my doctor's note for my abscesses from December 8-10" but I meant to say absences. A screenshot of an email that I sent to my supervisors, that says "Attached is my doctor's note for my abscesses from December 8-10" but I meant to say absences.
December 13, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Just enjoying a nice quiet Saturday morning house-sitting for the weekend, and I looked over...
A trophy mounted deer head decorated with a jingle bell harness like Santa's reindeer wear.
December 6, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Fuck everybody else that wants gas, I guess.
A douche bag with a large pickup truck and an RV blocking three gas pumps.
November 30, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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This is either going to be delicious or horrific.
Limited edition turkey dinner flavored ramen noodles.
October 31, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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People need to chill
The dictionary definition of suburb. An outlying district of a city, especially a residential one.
October 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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I'm a wife! Somebody married this hot mess!
My husband and I kissing after our wedding vows.
October 19, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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It's fine.
A packet of mustard that says "fine mustard," and fine isn't great.
October 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Bridezilla
July 27, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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So they actually made Inside Out coin purses.
Image of coin purses with characters from the Disney movie "Inside Out." Inside out coin purse is slang for vagina.
July 13, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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This very specific playlist on Spotify.
A music Playlist called "you're a single mom in the 90s cleaning her house."
July 10, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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This is wildly disturbing.
Cockroach costume for cats
July 6, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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This one was moving slowly down the road, impeding traffic.
A trampoline, being blown down a road, slowing up traffic.
May 5, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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She long
A cat, stretched out full length.
May 2, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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If I allowed The Man™️ to pick out the pattern
Window privacy film that looks like a stained glass dragon. It's really ugly.
April 25, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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I'm shopping for window privacy film. This pic had me laughing so hard.
A dog peering through window privacy film.
April 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Thanks, I guess.
An email from my supervisor that says "Hello Rene, I have received clearance from HR to kindly ask that you step away to the bathroom if you need to blow your nose. You may use the email auxiliary area for this. I’ve received a few concerns regarding the volume of the noise, and we want to ensure a comfortable environment for everyone. Thank you for your understanding."
April 8, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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All the DQs in my area are closing and this about sums it up.
A picture of a gravestone with the Dairy Queen logo on it, that says "March 24, 2025. Sometimes our food wasn't that good and sometimes it took forever to get your order and sometimes it wasn't the right order, but we always kept it 100%"
March 25, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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The Man™️ is sleeping and this B is like "what a great place to sit."
A cat sitting on a sleeping person.
March 9, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Really not trusting anything that Whitehouse dot gov is posting these days.
A screenshot of an article from the official Whitehouse website that is titled "Yes, Biden spent millions on transgender animal experiments."
March 6, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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I need to share this gem with the world because I'm so proud of it. The Man™️ stayed home sick today due to sinus problems so I wrote him a poem.
A screenshot of a text message I sent my husband that says "A poem: You're my love and stars and sun and moon. I hope your nose gets well soon."
March 5, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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It's not supposed to get above freezing until 1pm. #southeasttexas
A screenshot of the weather in Southeast Texas, Thursday morning at 7:40, it is 27 degrees Fahrenheit.
February 20, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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I ordered 6H but Amazon sent 2B and I really feel like, at this point in time, Amazon should know not to fuck up art supply orders OF ALL THINGS DON'T FUCK UP AN ARTIST'S ORDER!
An image that shows the difference in darkness and shade that pencils can create, depending on the hardness of the graphite. Amazon got the order wrong and sent a pencil that was much too dark for the artist's needs.
February 19, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Sex traffickers are gonna start doing background checks on their targets after this one. My guy didn't even wait for the cops. Went full Liam Neeson and got her himself. #sextrafficking #EmmaraeGervasi
The father of a sex trafficking victim, who has a lot of facial tattoos and looks like you really should not fuck with his family.
January 18, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Some survey questions are just...
A survey question that asks "How many times have you traveled to the International Space Station in the last 12 months?"
January 15, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Yeah, all of her white is on her under carriage & feets.
A calico cat
January 12, 2025 at 5:35 PM