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Helping those who are here by mistake and guiding them back to where they belong. If anyone else wants to use me as a guide of those to block and report feel free. ✌️means the discussion has ended.
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My daughter (age 5.5) wanted to listen to Taylor Swift and I realized that she has no idea what Swift’s music sounds like so we’ve just been listening to the 1997 album Tubthumping by Chumbawumba instead
September 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Ah shit it turns out the problem with conservatism is that conservatives are all evil
February 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Does anyone know if King Charles has officially sanctioned the Royal Rumble since becoming monarch? If not the WWE could find themselves in legal jeopardy
February 2, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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I am announcing retaliatory tariffs against the United States. If you are in the United States and you are reading this post you owe me 30 cents.
February 2, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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As chilling a meme as I have seen. But I agree.
January 28, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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“waahhhh egg prices are too high” just lay the eggs yourself you lazy prick
January 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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it’s happening again folks
December 27, 2024 at 4:40 AM
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Instead of having playoffs, the college football championship should be between the best college team and the worst NFL team. If the college team wins, they get to become an NFL franchise, and the NFL team has to become a university.
December 22, 2024 at 6:37 PM
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I really think I could’ve been great at basketball, or probably any other professional sport, if only I was 300 feet taller
December 23, 2024 at 11:52 AM
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We DO NOT throw perfectly good food away in this house.

We put leftovers in a Tupperware & let it go bad, THEN throw it out!
December 13, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Peak desperation on the dead bird app:
December 13, 2024 at 9:26 PM
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Saxophone inventor: each button plays a different note

Trombone inventor: trombone goes WOOooooOOmp
December 12, 2024 at 1:32 PM
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😭
December 11, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Just remember there is an alternate universe where Elon is homeless but still kept his mental health problems.
What an ahole. He gets worse everyday.
December 10, 2024 at 9:21 PM
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Talk about cruel and unusual punishment
Prosecutors of the UHC CEO killer plan to seek the maximum sentence available, life with UnitedHealthcare coverage.
December 10, 2024 at 1:04 AM
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December 8, 2024 at 4:08 PM
Little snitch ass brother has never gotten even a kiss from mommy and it shows.
December 8, 2024 at 4:18 PM
So here is advice and an example of why you don’t interact with MAGA trolls and why block lists created by @blocklist-franco.bsky.social and @squirrelturd.bsky.social are wonderful but this one I dug and found in my comments from 3 weeks ago. 1/
December 8, 2024 at 3:00 AM
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December 7, 2024 at 3:01 AM
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Dayyyyum!!! No lies detected🔥🔥🔥
December 6, 2024 at 1:24 AM
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Name a famous historic battle
December 4, 2024 at 2:56 AM