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Will Choy
@thewillchoy.bsky.social
Host of Tubi’s Netflix and Will
I had a single viral tweet
The empty Melania theaters are the perfect spot for a post-Pillion Grindr meetup.
February 6, 2026 at 12:52 AM
My beige flag is that I’m covered with hummus.
February 5, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Punxsutawney Phil appears in the Epstein Files 46 times.
February 2, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Trying out pronouncing Godzilla with the Spanish double L sound.
January 29, 2026 at 1:46 AM
At a wedding and the couple’s first dance is to Fast Car?
January 25, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Pretty certain my favorite food is sauce.
January 17, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Leonardo DiCaprio has stopped using Wikipedia.
wikipedia turns 25 today! the last unenshittified major website! backbone of online info! triumph of humanity! powered by urge of unpaid randos to correct each other! somehow mostly reliable! "good thing wikipedia works in practice, because it sure doesn't work in theory" - old wiki adage
January 15, 2026 at 2:14 PM
On one hand, learning my ex-boyfriend died suddenly in the fall and social media advertising his apartment is a modern day trauma I don’t wish on anyone.

On the other hand, who do I need to tell about an available rent stabilized NYC apartment?
January 13, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Reposted by Will Choy
happy stylish but illegal monkey day to all who celebrate!!!!! by the way his name is darwin and he lives a farm now
December 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Fiyero seems like the type who would encourage two tipsy guys to make out in the back of the Ozdust Ballroom.
December 2, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Fighting the early creep of Christmas by waiting until today to start saying “… Wenceslas?” in a confused voice.
December 2, 2025 at 12:42 AM
The parade has been worth it to hear Al Roker say “mega evolution.”
November 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Sabrina Carpenter can do it, but when I try to arrest Miss Piggy I’m “delusional” and “banned from the Museum of the Moving Image for life.” Double standard! 😤
November 26, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Reposted by Will Choy
This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
November 18, 2025 at 9:44 AM
I don’t know why other men wear own red/black plaid, but this is my reason.
November 15, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The most damning thing about the AI industry is society preferring Drake.
OpenAI’s Sora gets knocked out of the #1 spot in the App Store — by Dave’s Hot Chicken, which is promoting ‘free sliders’ to celebrate Drake’s birthday.”

- MS desk
October 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Reposted by Will Choy
Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
October 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
She goes to a different school. You wouldn’t know her.
"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"
October 9, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Marge: Homer, that's your solution to everything. To move under the sea. It's not going to happen!
October 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Hit my head while editing IMDb
September 19, 2025 at 1:08 AM
It’s the spiritual successor to 30 Rock.
September 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
SPOILERS: pretty disappointing that Ralph Nader is only in the season finale
September 2, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Tricks: sit, speak, demolitions
This is Manchis. She's the dog of Alberto Mesías Zárate, a journalist in Peru. When her human was targeted this week by criminals who threw an explosive device at their home, she barked at the perpetrators and successfully extinguished the dynamite before it detonated. 14/10 good girl, Manchis
August 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Is the guy in the Cracker Barrel logo why white people are called crackers?
August 28, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Mingus Reedus is a Dr Seuss species
his son named what
August 24, 2025 at 1:43 AM