The Unfinished
@theunfinished.bsky.social
Matt Bowdler; purveyor of synth noises; father of two girls; lover of the Nordics, Japan, Korea; 80s child; music making stuff & nonsense
Just caught a few seconds of The Apprentice aftershow. Which I see is pretending to be a podcast. On telly.
Fuck me.
Does nobody in television have any ideas?
Fuck me.
Does nobody in television have any ideas?
February 12, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Just caught a few seconds of The Apprentice aftershow. Which I see is pretending to be a podcast. On telly.
Fuck me.
Does nobody in television have any ideas?
Fuck me.
Does nobody in television have any ideas?
Racists are so boring.
People have tried it before. It doesn’t work.
Move on.
People have tried it before. It doesn’t work.
Move on.
February 12, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Racists are so boring.
People have tried it before. It doesn’t work.
Move on.
People have tried it before. It doesn’t work.
Move on.
Good to see Warm Leatherette high up in the list.
February 12, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Good to see Warm Leatherette high up in the list.
Or a YouTube/Instagram unboxing video.
Please fuck off and have some ideas, marketing companies.
Please fuck off and have some ideas, marketing companies.
February 12, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Or a YouTube/Instagram unboxing video.
Please fuck off and have some ideas, marketing companies.
Please fuck off and have some ideas, marketing companies.
Christ. Why does every online advert have to look like a filmed podcast now?!
February 12, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Christ. Why does every online advert have to look like a filmed podcast now?!
You’ve reminded me of a time at uni back in the mid 90s.
In my halls of residence block there was a group of Malaysian students.
And one day it snowed really heavily, and none of them had experienced snow before!
It was absolutely joyous having a snowball fight with them.
In my halls of residence block there was a group of Malaysian students.
And one day it snowed really heavily, and none of them had experienced snow before!
It was absolutely joyous having a snowball fight with them.
February 12, 2026 at 5:29 PM
You’ve reminded me of a time at uni back in the mid 90s.
In my halls of residence block there was a group of Malaysian students.
And one day it snowed really heavily, and none of them had experienced snow before!
It was absolutely joyous having a snowball fight with them.
In my halls of residence block there was a group of Malaysian students.
And one day it snowed really heavily, and none of them had experienced snow before!
It was absolutely joyous having a snowball fight with them.
Wait, he tagged in Robin Ince… maliciously?!
February 12, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Wait, he tagged in Robin Ince… maliciously?!
Not saying Nuno Espirito Santo is a curse but, last three Premier League teams he's left...
Wolves (20th), Spurs (16th) and Forest (17th).
Yeah, I know he's currently STILL at West Ham (18th), but... :P
Wolves (20th), Spurs (16th) and Forest (17th).
Yeah, I know he's currently STILL at West Ham (18th), but... :P
February 12, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Not saying Nuno Espirito Santo is a curse but, last three Premier League teams he's left...
Wolves (20th), Spurs (16th) and Forest (17th).
Yeah, I know he's currently STILL at West Ham (18th), but... :P
Wolves (20th), Spurs (16th) and Forest (17th).
Yeah, I know he's currently STILL at West Ham (18th), but... :P
Reposted by The Unfinished
God rest her paedophile protecting soul 🥹🇬🇧
February 12, 2026 at 11:38 AM
God rest her paedophile protecting soul 🥹🇬🇧
At the very least, a three strikes and you’re out approach to driving offences; you’re banned.
Caught driving illegally again? Ten years in prison.
Caught driving illegally again? Ten years in prison.
February 12, 2026 at 12:14 PM
At the very least, a three strikes and you’re out approach to driving offences; you’re banned.
Caught driving illegally again? Ten years in prison.
Caught driving illegally again? Ten years in prison.
We have this weird blind spot with people who kill and injure through driving.
Generally, a knife’s main use isn’t for murdering but, knife crime treated very differently to vehicular crime.
Generally, a knife’s main use isn’t for murdering but, knife crime treated very differently to vehicular crime.
February 12, 2026 at 12:08 PM
We have this weird blind spot with people who kill and injure through driving.
Generally, a knife’s main use isn’t for murdering but, knife crime treated very differently to vehicular crime.
Generally, a knife’s main use isn’t for murdering but, knife crime treated very differently to vehicular crime.
Maybe I’ve not noticed it because I don’t feel very connected to any of my schools.
February 12, 2026 at 9:05 AM
Maybe I’ve not noticed it because I don’t feel very connected to any of my schools.
Is it? I don’t think I’ve ever seen that one.
Mother’s maiden name, first pet’s name and name of the road you first lived on (cleverly converted into your porn name) have been the most common.
Mother’s maiden name, first pet’s name and name of the road you first lived on (cleverly converted into your porn name) have been the most common.
February 12, 2026 at 7:57 AM
Is it? I don’t think I’ve ever seen that one.
Mother’s maiden name, first pet’s name and name of the road you first lived on (cleverly converted into your porn name) have been the most common.
Mother’s maiden name, first pet’s name and name of the road you first lived on (cleverly converted into your porn name) have been the most common.
As if we needed any more reasons to dislike Man Utd!
February 12, 2026 at 7:49 AM
As if we needed any more reasons to dislike Man Utd!
Good to see the grand old British tradition of “white businessman, who moves abroad to avoid paying taxes in the country he’s allegedly so proud of, blames immigration for everything because he’s just another pathetic racist arsehole” is alive and well.
Sigh.
:/
Sigh.
:/
February 12, 2026 at 7:49 AM
Good to see the grand old British tradition of “white businessman, who moves abroad to avoid paying taxes in the country he’s allegedly so proud of, blames immigration for everything because he’s just another pathetic racist arsehole” is alive and well.
Sigh.
:/
Sigh.
:/
Sir Frank Whittle: inventor of the jet engine.
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 7:14 AM
Sir Frank Whittle: inventor of the jet engine.
I had my first decent night’s sleep in weeks last night.
Haven’t woken up this morning with shoulder pain for once.
*touches wood* Perhaps the osteopath trips are having their desired effect?!
Haven’t woken up this morning with shoulder pain for once.
*touches wood* Perhaps the osteopath trips are having their desired effect?!
February 12, 2026 at 7:06 AM
I had my first decent night’s sleep in weeks last night.
Haven’t woken up this morning with shoulder pain for once.
*touches wood* Perhaps the osteopath trips are having their desired effect?!
Haven’t woken up this morning with shoulder pain for once.
*touches wood* Perhaps the osteopath trips are having their desired effect?!
How many times have we lost Kamara for a significant time now?!
Also, not a big fan of discovering Malen has scored something like 3 goals in 4 games for Roma since joining them.
Also, not a big fan of discovering Malen has scored something like 3 goals in 4 games for Roma since joining them.
February 11, 2026 at 11:05 PM
How many times have we lost Kamara for a significant time now?!
Also, not a big fan of discovering Malen has scored something like 3 goals in 4 games for Roma since joining them.
Also, not a big fan of discovering Malen has scored something like 3 goals in 4 games for Roma since joining them.
Is there a way to do a search on here that only produces results from people you follow?
February 11, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Is there a way to do a search on here that only produces results from people you follow?
Not that the weirdos on KVR would agree.
Every synth has to have every possible option and parameter, according to them.
Every synth has to have every possible option and parameter, according to them.
February 11, 2026 at 7:07 AM
Not that the weirdos on KVR would agree.
Every synth has to have every possible option and parameter, according to them.
Every synth has to have every possible option and parameter, according to them.
Totally agree.
Clever little synths that specialise in a few neat ideas are far preferable to clunky behemoths, wrecking your CPU as they try to apply over-complex modulation, load multisamples and have a GUI as big as the Bayeaux Tapestry.
Clever little synths that specialise in a few neat ideas are far preferable to clunky behemoths, wrecking your CPU as they try to apply over-complex modulation, load multisamples and have a GUI as big as the Bayeaux Tapestry.
February 11, 2026 at 7:06 AM
Totally agree.
Clever little synths that specialise in a few neat ideas are far preferable to clunky behemoths, wrecking your CPU as they try to apply over-complex modulation, load multisamples and have a GUI as big as the Bayeaux Tapestry.
Clever little synths that specialise in a few neat ideas are far preferable to clunky behemoths, wrecking your CPU as they try to apply over-complex modulation, load multisamples and have a GUI as big as the Bayeaux Tapestry.
Too beautiful.
February 11, 2026 at 6:58 AM
Too beautiful.
Remontée d'humidité.
February 10, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Remontée d'humidité.
Why does my cat’s paw look like a baby otter?!
February 10, 2026 at 9:55 AM
Why does my cat’s paw look like a baby otter?!
Tell a lie, it was actually 15 years ago!
February 10, 2026 at 7:40 AM
Tell a lie, it was actually 15 years ago!