We don't need that anymore!

One of the best players in the side is the son of a black player who was in the England side more than 20 years ago!

Wankers.

There’s so much bloody room though.

Sweden’s bloody massive and nobody’s there!

You could build three or four new big modern cities and most people wouldn’t even notice.

Oh, I’ve found some amazing houses in slightly smaller cities for less than £400k.

And it’s not just the houses. Swedes know how to build neighbourhoods too.

Still, might win the lottery and get a villa in Danderyd! :P

In general, I like Swedish house design. I especially like the concept of the Allrum.

But, the bedroom neglect is terrible.

Single bed, slopey roof and a box for your clothes… and you’ll be happy with it!

We have four in our house. And there’s four of us.

No. We haven’t.

Yet…

As long as you REALLY REALLY like hearing everything the rest of your family does and says all the time! :P

Swedes really don’t want to do anything other than sleep in their bedrooms, do they?

Not directly, I hope.

Yeah, watching Japanese bakery videos on YouTube has utterly spoiled me in terms of expectations!

It does. It retains everything. It just does it all really badly.

The bratty villain in the remake is just annoyingly arrogant. He’s a mile off.

I’m not the biggest fan of games that go on forever anyway. :)

Have been thinking about picking this up.

I’ve moved on to making the typical cast of a Hallmark Christmas film.

And after that I’m going to make the perfect Nordic Noir duo to take on the Holmes & Watson I already have in solving any Christmas crimes:

Kurt Wallander and Saga Noren.

Bournemouth are usually a bit of a bogey team for us. Lovely to see.

Let’s not kink shame him. :P