Wheel Patrick Ferris 🎡
@theultracow.bsky.social
Official Twitter account of the Real Patrick Harris.
Lover of comic strips and occasionally posts interesting things about them.
Protect trans kids. Protect bodily autonomy. She/her.
Lover of comic strips and occasionally posts interesting things about them.
Protect trans kids. Protect bodily autonomy. She/her.
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At last, a new void for me to tell funny jokes to myself into
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
August 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
Does anyone else's dad text like EE Cummings
August 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Does anyone else's dad text like EE Cummings
Encountered a new beloved character. >6'4+ twink in a cowboy hat covered in leftist pins at a town hall listening in on conversations and interrupting to argue over the annexation of agricultural land in a monotone voice while his <5'4 unkempt "friend" glued to his hip silently nodded his head
August 5, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Encountered a new beloved character. >6'4+ twink in a cowboy hat covered in leftist pins at a town hall listening in on conversations and interrupting to argue over the annexation of agricultural land in a monotone voice while his <5'4 unkempt "friend" glued to his hip silently nodded his head
4 yo with a still developing grasp of speech kept talking about the Ninjer Turtles (HARD r) and I'm like bro be careful
July 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
4 yo with a still developing grasp of speech kept talking about the Ninjer Turtles (HARD r) and I'm like bro be careful
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doctor [removing stethoscope]: i'm looking for mlb scores
foreman [rolling up blueprints]: i'm looking for mlb standings
bellhop [opening door]: i'm looking for mlb privacy policy
paralegal [cradling armload of folders]: i'm looking for mlb site map
me: check out mlb.com – the official site of mlb
foreman [rolling up blueprints]: i'm looking for mlb standings
bellhop [opening door]: i'm looking for mlb privacy policy
paralegal [cradling armload of folders]: i'm looking for mlb site map
me: check out mlb.com – the official site of mlb
July 7, 2025 at 3:32 PM
doctor [removing stethoscope]: i'm looking for mlb scores
foreman [rolling up blueprints]: i'm looking for mlb standings
bellhop [opening door]: i'm looking for mlb privacy policy
paralegal [cradling armload of folders]: i'm looking for mlb site map
me: check out mlb.com – the official site of mlb
foreman [rolling up blueprints]: i'm looking for mlb standings
bellhop [opening door]: i'm looking for mlb privacy policy
paralegal [cradling armload of folders]: i'm looking for mlb site map
me: check out mlb.com – the official site of mlb
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NONE OF THIS WOULD BE HAPPENING IF ALL OF YOU JUST VOTED FOR JILL STEIN
June 30, 2025 at 1:38 AM
NONE OF THIS WOULD BE HAPPENING IF ALL OF YOU JUST VOTED FOR JILL STEIN
They finally made a documentary about The Portland Polycule from Hell
June 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
They finally made a documentary about The Portland Polycule from Hell
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BREAKING: A federal judge ruled all transgender and intersex people can obtain passports that align with their gender identity while the case against President Trump's executive order proceeds.
While this is good news, we will continue fighting until this executive order is blocked permanently.
While this is good news, we will continue fighting until this executive order is blocked permanently.
June 17, 2025 at 9:42 PM
BREAKING: A federal judge ruled all transgender and intersex people can obtain passports that align with their gender identity while the case against President Trump's executive order proceeds.
While this is good news, we will continue fighting until this executive order is blocked permanently.
While this is good news, we will continue fighting until this executive order is blocked permanently.
I get Nintendo doesn't want to make it look cool to kids but Waluigi really needs a cig
June 15, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I get Nintendo doesn't want to make it look cool to kids but Waluigi really needs a cig
Pride month discourse is insane this year. Bitches be outside my window on the street yelling no kink no kink
June 15, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Pride month discourse is insane this year. Bitches be outside my window on the street yelling no kink no kink
Google got rid of DEI and has the nerve to try and tell me about the transexual music genre
June 1, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Google got rid of DEI and has the nerve to try and tell me about the transexual music genre
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Happy pride
Hug your babey all month long
Hug your babey all month long
June 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Happy pride
Hug your babey all month long
Hug your babey all month long
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Just observed this guy salt and pepper his Crispix
June 1, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Just observed this guy salt and pepper his Crispix
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon
May 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon
Mushrooms are so gross you know they come out the ground right?
May 26, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Mushrooms are so gross you know they come out the ground right?
Do you think the guy who circumcised me and the lady who turned the rest of it into a vagina would be best friends or mortal enemies
May 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Do you think the guy who circumcised me and the lady who turned the rest of it into a vagina would be best friends or mortal enemies
Gonna be real. My boyfriend is the strongest mother figure I have in my life today
May 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Gonna be real. My boyfriend is the strongest mother figure I have in my life today
This fuckass subreddit about Calvin and Hobbes edits really does tickle me in a delightful way
April 28, 2025 at 5:40 PM
This fuckass subreddit about Calvin and Hobbes edits really does tickle me in a delightful way
With the knowledge that Stahli decides his outfits this comic really speaks to his deepest desires
April 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
With the knowledge that Stahli decides his outfits this comic really speaks to his deepest desires
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The Charles Schulz museum was pretty cool! This wall of Charlie and Lucy was composed entirely of comic strips!!
April 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
The Charles Schulz museum was pretty cool! This wall of Charlie and Lucy was composed entirely of comic strips!!
Cleaning out my car and realizing I missed out on the Sirius XM dedicated Howard Stern genre
April 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Cleaning out my car and realizing I missed out on the Sirius XM dedicated Howard Stern genre
Elect an autistic pope so our boys in the White House can keep an eye on him this time
April 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Elect an autistic pope so our boys in the White House can keep an eye on him this time
Fresh And Trendy Hacks For This Summer To Disguise Your Cybertruck
April 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Fresh And Trendy Hacks For This Summer To Disguise Your Cybertruck
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