Wheel Patrick Ferris 🎡
@theultracow.bsky.social
Official Twitter account of the Real Patrick Harris.
Lover of comic strips and occasionally posts interesting things about them.
Protect trans kids. Protect bodily autonomy. She/her.
Lover of comic strips and occasionally posts interesting things about them.
Protect trans kids. Protect bodily autonomy. She/her.
Does anyone else's dad text like EE Cummings
August 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Does anyone else's dad text like EE Cummings
They finally made a documentary about The Portland Polycule from Hell
June 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
They finally made a documentary about The Portland Polycule from Hell
Google got rid of DEI and has the nerve to try and tell me about the transexual music genre
June 1, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Google got rid of DEI and has the nerve to try and tell me about the transexual music genre
Mushrooms are so gross you know they come out the ground right?
May 26, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Mushrooms are so gross you know they come out the ground right?
This fuckass subreddit about Calvin and Hobbes edits really does tickle me in a delightful way
April 28, 2025 at 5:40 PM
This fuckass subreddit about Calvin and Hobbes edits really does tickle me in a delightful way
Tbh Dawg was old Bingus based on Charlie Brown. The squishy arms the perfect circle head the hair curl. I feel like I'm onto something
April 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Tbh Dawg was old Bingus based on Charlie Brown. The squishy arms the perfect circle head the hair curl. I feel like I'm onto something
Cleaning out my car and realizing I missed out on the Sirius XM dedicated Howard Stern genre
April 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Cleaning out my car and realizing I missed out on the Sirius XM dedicated Howard Stern genre
This was dropped on the same day as this image aw hell nah
April 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
This was dropped on the same day as this image aw hell nah
Dad just called my brother a virgin
April 22, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Dad just called my brother a virgin
Usually his old look gets clowned on but if I was modern Skrillex I'd be furious about my new top picture on Google
April 19, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Usually his old look gets clowned on but if I was modern Skrillex I'd be furious about my new top picture on Google
Gonna ask a ticklish question. The blue mushroom that cures any illness. Does it make you turn into a woman or ok with being a man
April 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Gonna ask a ticklish question. The blue mushroom that cures any illness. Does it make you turn into a woman or ok with being a man
Love you too @rawdawgcomics.bsky.social 💕 thanks for the Bingus
April 11, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Love you too @rawdawgcomics.bsky.social 💕 thanks for the Bingus
I feel like there must be some sort of cultural explanation for why chastity cage webcomic stocks are on the rise
April 10, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I feel like there must be some sort of cultural explanation for why chastity cage webcomic stocks are on the rise
Someone tell John about OOTB I think he'd really get a kick out of it
April 8, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Someone tell John about OOTB I think he'd really get a kick out of it
I'll give it up not bad John. God I hate being the hot button issue. Thanks Big John
April 8, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I'll give it up not bad John. God I hate being the hot button issue. Thanks Big John
Hey man I'm known to lib out from time to time but this bio is just overstimulating
April 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Hey man I'm known to lib out from time to time but this bio is just overstimulating
I PUT 1000 PIG FACES ON 1000 UGLY PEOPLE AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED
April 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I PUT 1000 PIG FACES ON 1000 UGLY PEOPLE AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED
Rod Serling can get it btw fuck bro
April 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Rod Serling can get it btw fuck bro
Incredible stuff locked up in the vault
April 3, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Incredible stuff locked up in the vault
Watch out 30 yos. When you're done putting your hand on your lower back to pick stuff off the ground I have an image that will make you push your glasses up the bridge of your nose to look at
April 2, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Watch out 30 yos. When you're done putting your hand on your lower back to pick stuff off the ground I have an image that will make you push your glasses up the bridge of your nose to look at
These look like fake collages for an ARG someone made on Tumblr but it's a real show my bf keeps trying to convince me to go to
April 2, 2025 at 5:11 PM
These look like fake collages for an ARG someone made on Tumblr but it's a real show my bf keeps trying to convince me to go to
Games that take up this much space (without even paying rent btw) but only let you have one action per turn should be guillotined. Should become lost media. Ass
March 29, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Games that take up this much space (without even paying rent btw) but only let you have one action per turn should be guillotined. Should become lost media. Ass
AI bros could never dream of creating a legitimate piece of art with depth and meaning like this, and I mean that unironically
March 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
AI bros could never dream of creating a legitimate piece of art with depth and meaning like this, and I mean that unironically
Crying and vomiting over AI bros celebrating their new ability to generate mid tier flat beige heckin wholesome plain vanilla comic strips instead of even drawing a stick figure
March 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Crying and vomiting over AI bros celebrating their new ability to generate mid tier flat beige heckin wholesome plain vanilla comic strips instead of even drawing a stick figure