Tsar Khan
@thetsarkhan.bsky.social
KING IN THE STREETS, JAGUAR IN THE SHEETS
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here go da schedule fo' dis month yall
we got some drawin', some spillover from spooky season, some sonic eu goodness, and the last vwf event of tha yearrrr
jawn me, wontcha?
we got some drawin', some spillover from spooky season, some sonic eu goodness, and the last vwf event of tha yearrrr
jawn me, wontcha?
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This is exactly what I've been saying for years. I noticed it the first time I used spotify - it doesn't suggest music that I like. It suggests what it wants me to like. Sadly most people don't actually "listen" to music, they just hear it and accept whatever they hear. It kills creativity.
The goal of Spotify’s algorithm isn’t to help you discover new music, its goal is simply to keep you listening for as long as possible. It serves up the safest songs possible to keep you from pressing stop.
Read more from @terrenceobrien.bsky.social: www.theverge.com/column/81574...
Read more from @terrenceobrien.bsky.social: www.theverge.com/column/81574...
November 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
This is exactly what I've been saying for years. I noticed it the first time I used spotify - it doesn't suggest music that I like. It suggests what it wants me to like. Sadly most people don't actually "listen" to music, they just hear it and accept whatever they hear. It kills creativity.
nothin' like STEW and BREAD for dinner to make ya feel like a frontiersman or sumn
November 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
nothin' like STEW and BREAD for dinner to make ya feel like a frontiersman or sumn
second day of my daily run bein' frigid and my throat hymen is holdin' up better than i anticipated
perhaps i won blessings from mother nature for lauding the beauty of her cold season over my own personal preference 🙏
perhaps i won blessings from mother nature for lauding the beauty of her cold season over my own personal preference 🙏
November 11, 2025 at 8:42 PM
second day of my daily run bein' frigid and my throat hymen is holdin' up better than i anticipated
perhaps i won blessings from mother nature for lauding the beauty of her cold season over my own personal preference 🙏
perhaps i won blessings from mother nature for lauding the beauty of her cold season over my own personal preference 🙏
han solo and chewbacca, whos toppin'
November 11, 2025 at 7:06 PM
han solo and chewbacca, whos toppin'
oh precision super glue applicator nozzle
where have you been my whole life
where have you been my whole life
November 11, 2025 at 6:42 PM
oh precision super glue applicator nozzle
where have you been my whole life
where have you been my whole life
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i am a showman at heart
i crave a standing ovulation
i crave a standing ovulation
November 11, 2025 at 4:36 PM
i am a showman at heart
i crave a standing ovulation
i crave a standing ovulation
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I keep banging this drum and I WILL keep banging this drum until people listen.
"Content" is what advertisers call the stuff that goes in between the ads. "Content" is what dull business people pump out with ChatGPT to just have "stuff" on their website.
You make art. You are an entertainer.
"Content" is what advertisers call the stuff that goes in between the ads. "Content" is what dull business people pump out with ChatGPT to just have "stuff" on their website.
You make art. You are an entertainer.
“Content” is a corpo-brain term, makes me cringe when I hear it in the wild.
You don’t make “content”, you make ART! You write STORIES. Its your WORK (and often play too)!
“Content” is the noise you flick through when trying to find a SHOW you like, don’t cheapen your work comparing it to SLOP. 😤
You don’t make “content”, you make ART! You write STORIES. Its your WORK (and often play too)!
“Content” is the noise you flick through when trying to find a SHOW you like, don’t cheapen your work comparing it to SLOP. 😤
"Content" is a blatantly misleading term to use for fanworks. Fanworks are the antithesis of content; content is produced for individual gain and consuming, whereas fanworks are created out of inspiration and the communal experience.
November 11, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I keep banging this drum and I WILL keep banging this drum until people listen.
"Content" is what advertisers call the stuff that goes in between the ads. "Content" is what dull business people pump out with ChatGPT to just have "stuff" on their website.
You make art. You are an entertainer.
"Content" is what advertisers call the stuff that goes in between the ads. "Content" is what dull business people pump out with ChatGPT to just have "stuff" on their website.
You make art. You are an entertainer.
goin' through a vod where we were discussin' the pot of greed being a fleshlight and im mad that i didnt refer to it as "the pot of skeet"
November 11, 2025 at 2:12 PM
goin' through a vod where we were discussin' the pot of greed being a fleshlight and im mad that i didnt refer to it as "the pot of skeet"
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Some people view art as a competition of whose creation was the most difficult to make and I think that's an obscenely silly way of looking at it
November 11, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Some people view art as a competition of whose creation was the most difficult to make and I think that's an obscenely silly way of looking at it
... me @ the industrial revolution
People like you cause nothing but trouble. Why don't you just get out of Caldera?
November 11, 2025 at 4:00 AM
... me @ the industrial revolution
please be kind i recently finished a katawa shoujo route
November 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
please be kind i recently finished a katawa shoujo route
its a shame its already in use cuz i personally feel like "layin' pipe" would be a good euphemism for takin' a big shit
November 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
its a shame its already in use cuz i personally feel like "layin' pipe" would be a good euphemism for takin' a big shit
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this felt too informative not to share
October 6, 2025 at 1:24 PM
this felt too informative not to share
ah its always a good day when the milliput comes out
it has such a nice texture that really lends itself to the flavor profile
it has such a nice texture that really lends itself to the flavor profile
November 10, 2025 at 3:11 PM
ah its always a good day when the milliput comes out
it has such a nice texture that really lends itself to the flavor profile
it has such a nice texture that really lends itself to the flavor profile
this might be the half caff talkin' but
i love you all
i love you all
November 10, 2025 at 1:59 PM
this might be the half caff talkin' but
i love you all
i love you all
i dont know if this is completely relevant but i kinda wish platonic marriage was a thing
i got some friends that i love dearly and i wanna get in on them tax incentives too 👀
i got some friends that i love dearly and i wanna get in on them tax incentives too 👀
call your friends cute! call them hot! say i love you! fuck me dude ive spent twenty two years thinking i had to be polite about my friends when you should frankly be a little in love with everyone youre close with. they matter to you. let them know it
November 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
i dont know if this is completely relevant but i kinda wish platonic marriage was a thing
i got some friends that i love dearly and i wanna get in on them tax incentives too 👀
i got some friends that i love dearly and i wanna get in on them tax incentives too 👀
man its been a minute since i streamed until 2:30
i dont even feel tired either
i feel... ALIVE.
i dont even feel tired either
i feel... ALIVE.
November 10, 2025 at 1:38 PM
man its been a minute since i streamed until 2:30
i dont even feel tired either
i feel... ALIVE.
i dont even feel tired either
i feel... ALIVE.
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Lou Bega finally admits ”Mambo No. 6” has been in ‘development hell’ for years, ‘grossly over budget’; publisher looking to replace as director to finish project
November 10, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Lou Bega finally admits ”Mambo No. 6” has been in ‘development hell’ for years, ‘grossly over budget’; publisher looking to replace as director to finish project
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These politicians aren't in disarray. They fucking hate you. They don't work for you.
November 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
These politicians aren't in disarray. They fucking hate you. They don't work for you.
friends
romans
potential mass shooters who can be easily swayed into going after the elite
lend me your ears
romans
potential mass shooters who can be easily swayed into going after the elite
lend me your ears
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
friends
romans
potential mass shooters who can be easily swayed into going after the elite
lend me your ears
romans
potential mass shooters who can be easily swayed into going after the elite
lend me your ears
me @ the industrial revolution (?)
Weakling! You dare to cross my threshold? You, then, will be the first to fall, before the undead army sweeps across this land like a plague, cleansing it of your flesh. Die, mortal!
November 10, 2025 at 1:07 PM
me @ the industrial revolution (?)
aiight yall, wez live to help hisao pick up the pieces of his dignity
while it is tragic, im sure there will still be multitudes of shit talkin'
jawn me
www.twitch.tv/thetsarkhan
while it is tragic, im sure there will still be multitudes of shit talkin'
jawn me
www.twitch.tv/thetsarkhan
November 10, 2025 at 2:47 AM
aiight yall, wez live to help hisao pick up the pieces of his dignity
while it is tragic, im sure there will still be multitudes of shit talkin'
jawn me
www.twitch.tv/thetsarkhan
while it is tragic, im sure there will still be multitudes of shit talkin'
jawn me
www.twitch.tv/thetsarkhan
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Almost 40 years ago Carlin said this about both party's members, and it's still true. It was never about us, they were always gonna play nice with their buddies across the aisle.
November 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Almost 40 years ago Carlin said this about both party's members, and it's still true. It was never about us, they were always gonna play nice with their buddies across the aisle.
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Socko fears the day the clitorus looks for us
November 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Socko fears the day the clitorus looks for us