The Simmering Chef
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Writer, podcaster, chef
Ryan Walters is resigning.
September 25, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Ryan Walters is resigning.
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I'm guessing the apology from the apoplectic right over their false story that the shooter was a leftist trans liberal ... will be buried along with Charlie
September 13, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I'm guessing the apology from the apoplectic right over their false story that the shooter was a leftist trans liberal ... will be buried along with Charlie
After a long, hot summer, I present you with a new post. thesimmeringchef.substack.com/p/this-that-...
This, That, and The Other
The road to hell is paved with....
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September 3, 2025 at 3:33 PM
After a long, hot summer, I present you with a new post. thesimmeringchef.substack.com/p/this-that-...
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The load-bearing myth at the heart of UK politics is that the politicians and media are tolerant and decent and working people are knuckle-dragging bigots, but it's actually completely the other way around.
A man on the streets of the UK is asked about the “problem of immigration” and dismantles talking points with ease.
September 3, 2025 at 10:34 AM
The load-bearing myth at the heart of UK politics is that the politicians and media are tolerant and decent and working people are knuckle-dragging bigots, but it's actually completely the other way around.
Why does it feel like we are waiting to exhale?
August 30, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Why does it feel like we are waiting to exhale?
Did something happen in the past 4 hours that I missed?
August 27, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Did something happen in the past 4 hours that I missed?
Oh, lord. It's only been a month? I've lived 18 lifetimes since July.
The ruling throws an already jammed federal court system in the state into deeper turmoil and may set limits on how much control the president has in picking top federal prosecutors.
Judge says former Trump lawyer Alina Habba has been unlawfully serving as US attorney in New Jersey
A judge has ruled that President Donald Trump’s former lawyer, Alina Habba, has been unlawfully serving as the the top federal prosecutor in New Jersey. U.S.
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August 22, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Oh, lord. It's only been a month? I've lived 18 lifetimes since July.
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When Ted Turner asked Carl Sagan if he was a socialist, Sagan gave the answer America keeps failing to learn.
August 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM
When Ted Turner asked Carl Sagan if he was a socialist, Sagan gave the answer America keeps failing to learn.
The next BLS report will be renamed the BM report.
August 3, 2025 at 1:00 AM
The next BLS report will be renamed the BM report.
Gold-plated mediocrity.
August 2, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Gold-plated mediocrity.
Turning Away, my latest post on Substack. open.substack.com/pub/thesimme...
July 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Turning Away, my latest post on Substack. open.substack.com/pub/thesimme...
Here's an idea. Glitter-bomb the cars. Then we'll know which neighbor is really working for ICE. Super-glue and glitter are really hard to remove.
July 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Here's an idea. Glitter-bomb the cars. Then we'll know which neighbor is really working for ICE. Super-glue and glitter are really hard to remove.
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Today, Los Angeles received its first honor of three Michelin Stars. The head chef of Somni, which received three, removed his jacket to reveal a t-shirt which read “immigrants feed America.”
July 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Today, Los Angeles received its first honor of three Michelin Stars. The head chef of Somni, which received three, removed his jacket to reveal a t-shirt which read “immigrants feed America.”
“Nac Mac Feegle! The Wee Free Men! Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! Nae master! We willna' be fooled again!”
― Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men
― Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men
June 12, 2025 at 4:16 AM
“Nac Mac Feegle! The Wee Free Men! Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! Nae master! We willna' be fooled again!”
― Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men
― Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men
The Glorious 25th: “Truth! Freedom! Justice! And a hard-boiled egg!” ~Sir Terry Pratchett, NIGHT WATCH #GNUTERRYPRATCHETT, #THEGLORIOUS25th,
May 26, 2025 at 12:25 AM
The Glorious 25th: “Truth! Freedom! Justice! And a hard-boiled egg!” ~Sir Terry Pratchett, NIGHT WATCH #GNUTERRYPRATCHETT, #THEGLORIOUS25th,
This is the moment when I realized I exist in the Tabloid Timeline. "Experiments to dim the sun will be approved within weeks."
April 23, 2025 at 1:22 PM
This is the moment when I realized I exist in the Tabloid Timeline. "Experiments to dim the sun will be approved within weeks."
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this week is National Library week, so i wanted to share some things that support your local library!!
🎴 GET A LIBRARY CARD !!!
📚 check out books/dvds
📱 download their app & sign up with Libby
🙋♀️ email them about volunteer opportunities
💻 go in to get work done (headcount statistics)
🎴 GET A LIBRARY CARD !!!
📚 check out books/dvds
📱 download their app & sign up with Libby
🙋♀️ email them about volunteer opportunities
💻 go in to get work done (headcount statistics)
April 6, 2025 at 3:18 PM
this week is National Library week, so i wanted to share some things that support your local library!!
🎴 GET A LIBRARY CARD !!!
📚 check out books/dvds
📱 download their app & sign up with Libby
🙋♀️ email them about volunteer opportunities
💻 go in to get work done (headcount statistics)
🎴 GET A LIBRARY CARD !!!
📚 check out books/dvds
📱 download their app & sign up with Libby
🙋♀️ email them about volunteer opportunities
💻 go in to get work done (headcount statistics)
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We were told not to share this publicly, but last year was record-breaking—America’s national parks saw over 331 million visits.
March 24, 2025 at 12:10 PM
We were told not to share this publicly, but last year was record-breaking—America’s national parks saw over 331 million visits.
GNU Sir Terry Praatchett
I suppose, on the tenth anniversary of the passing of Pterry, I'd be remiss not to share the run of covers I made of all the main Discworld books. I had a lot of fun making them, revisiting the books that kept me sane all through my teens, and early adulthood, and probably all the rest of it.
March 12, 2025 at 9:31 PM
GNU Sir Terry Praatchett
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BREAKING: Kia’s official Instagram account in Norway just posted this..
March 10, 2025 at 10:40 AM
BREAKING: Kia’s official Instagram account in Norway just posted this..
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Certainly can't hurt!
March 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Certainly can't hurt!
Curious when DOGE will head into the House and Senate and start randomly cutting there. I mean, it's not like they are doing anything. That makes them a big waste of tax payer money.
March 9, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Curious when DOGE will head into the House and Senate and start randomly cutting there. I mean, it's not like they are doing anything. That makes them a big waste of tax payer money.