The Simmering Chef
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The Simmering Chef
@thesimmeringchef.bsky.social
Writer, podcaster, chef
Ryan Walters is resigning.
September 25, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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I'm guessing the apology from the apoplectic right over their false story that the shooter was a leftist trans liberal ... will be buried along with Charlie
September 13, 2025 at 12:45 PM
After a long, hot summer, I present you with a new post. thesimmeringchef.substack.com/p/this-that-...
This, That, and The Other
The road to hell is paved with....
thesimmeringchef.substack.com
September 3, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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The load-bearing myth at the heart of UK politics is that the politicians and media are tolerant and decent and working people are knuckle-dragging bigots, but it's actually completely the other way around.
A man on the streets of the UK is asked about the “problem of immigration” and dismantles talking points with ease.
September 3, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Why does it feel like we are waiting to exhale?
August 30, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Did something happen in the past 4 hours that I missed?
August 27, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Oh, lord. It's only been a month? I've lived 18 lifetimes since July.
August 22, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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When Ted Turner asked Carl Sagan if he was a socialist, Sagan gave the answer America keeps failing to learn.
August 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The next BLS report will be renamed the BM report.
August 3, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Gold-plated mediocrity.
August 2, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Turning Away, my latest post on Substack. open.substack.com/pub/thesimme...
July 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Here's an idea. Glitter-bomb the cars. Then we'll know which neighbor is really working for ICE. Super-glue and glitter are really hard to remove.
July 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Today, Los Angeles received its first honor of three Michelin Stars. The head chef of Somni, which received three, removed his jacket to reveal a t-shirt which read “immigrants feed America.”
July 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
“Nac Mac Feegle! The Wee Free Men! Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! Nae master! We willna' be fooled again!”
― Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men
June 12, 2025 at 4:16 AM
The Glorious 25th: “Truth! Freedom! Justice! And a hard-boiled egg!” ~Sir Terry Pratchett, NIGHT WATCH #GNUTERRYPRATCHETT, #THEGLORIOUS25th,
May 26, 2025 at 12:25 AM
This is the moment when I realized I exist in the Tabloid Timeline. "Experiments to dim the sun will be approved within weeks."
April 23, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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April 15, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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this week is National Library week, so i wanted to share some things that support your local library!!

🎴 GET A LIBRARY CARD !!!
📚 check out books/dvds
📱 download their app & sign up with Libby
🙋‍♀️ email them about volunteer opportunities
💻 go in to get work done (headcount statistics)
April 6, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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We were told not to share this publicly, but last year was record-breaking—America’s national parks saw over 331 million visits.
March 24, 2025 at 12:10 PM
GNU Sir Terry Praatchett
I suppose, on the tenth anniversary of the passing of Pterry, I'd be remiss not to share the run of covers I made of all the main Discworld books. I had a lot of fun making them, revisiting the books that kept me sane all through my teens, and early adulthood, and probably all the rest of it.
March 12, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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March 12, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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BREAKING: Kia’s official Instagram account in Norway just posted this..
March 10, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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Certainly can't hurt!
March 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Curious when DOGE will head into the House and Senate and start randomly cutting there. I mean, it's not like they are doing anything. That makes them a big waste of tax payer money.
March 9, 2025 at 3:12 PM