Michael J
@thesilverdaddy.bsky.social
I'M GAY LADIES !Democrat who doesn't want to lose Our Democracy! Love Animals, I'm a Gay Cat Lady! For Animal Rights and Love Siamese, Love all Cats! Love all Animals! 😼🇺🇸🏳️🌈🌈
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Michael J
@thesilverdaddy.bsky.social
· Dec 5
I'M GAY LADIES! Sheeesh!
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Math teachers seem to deal with a lot of problems.
July 2, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Math teachers seem to deal with a lot of problems.
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My ex-wife hated my obsession with horoscopes. It eventually taurus apart.
June 29, 2025 at 9:50 PM
My ex-wife hated my obsession with horoscopes. It eventually taurus apart.
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My dad was fascinated by his new welding job and found it riveting.
June 21, 2025 at 5:57 PM
My dad was fascinated by his new welding job and found it riveting.
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When she was told that she couldn’t be a contortionist, she got all bent out of shape.
June 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM
When she was told that she couldn’t be a contortionist, she got all bent out of shape.
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“Stop making me laugh,” the wildcat said. “You’re going to make me puma pants! “
June 7, 2025 at 4:01 PM
“Stop making me laugh,” the wildcat said. “You’re going to make me puma pants! “
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"Fuck your concrete"
June 7, 2025 at 9:06 PM
"Fuck your concrete"
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BREAKING NEWS: This video will likely improve your day.
June 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
BREAKING NEWS: This video will likely improve your day.
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The great big lie.
June 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
The great big lie.
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I should have been sad when my flashlight died, but instead I was delighted.
May 18, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I should have been sad when my flashlight died, but instead I was delighted.
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The other day, my girlfriend asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.
May 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
The other day, my girlfriend asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.
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May 17, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
May 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
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If you play around with a guillotine, you’ll beheaded for an accident.
May 17, 2025 at 10:02 PM
If you play around with a guillotine, you’ll beheaded for an accident.
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I wanted to write a book about Ocean waves, but I couldn’t come up with a tidal.
April 20, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I wanted to write a book about Ocean waves, but I couldn’t come up with a tidal.
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To be clear, the GOP losing its mind that Van Hollen went down there is an excellent sign that it’s an effective strategy. Keep doing it.
April 18, 2025 at 3:37 PM
To be clear, the GOP losing its mind that Van Hollen went down there is an excellent sign that it’s an effective strategy. Keep doing it.
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The Dallas ICE office is involved in a mass removal effort targeting nearly 200 people — many without removal orders — scheduled to be deported to El Salvador today.
This is not just cruel – it is lawless. I refuse to stay quiet while families are being torn apart, and lives are being put at risk.
This is not just cruel – it is lawless. I refuse to stay quiet while families are being torn apart, and lives are being put at risk.
April 18, 2025 at 10:14 PM
The Dallas ICE office is involved in a mass removal effort targeting nearly 200 people — many without removal orders — scheduled to be deported to El Salvador today.
This is not just cruel – it is lawless. I refuse to stay quiet while families are being torn apart, and lives are being put at risk.
This is not just cruel – it is lawless. I refuse to stay quiet while families are being torn apart, and lives are being put at risk.
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Agent Krasnov is filling our government with actual Russian agents. Where TF are the patriotic generals?? How could you all allow this to happen?
April 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Agent Krasnov is filling our government with actual Russian agents. Where TF are the patriotic generals?? How could you all allow this to happen?
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Thou shalt march on Washington by the millions and not leave until the Mad King is deposed.
April 19, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Thou shalt march on Washington by the millions and not leave until the Mad King is deposed.
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When my car failed the inspection due to faulty stopping ability. I said, “Give me a brake.”
April 19, 2025 at 6:23 AM
When my car failed the inspection due to faulty stopping ability. I said, “Give me a brake.”
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While dancing at the seafood nightclub last weekend, I pulled a mussel.
April 17, 2025 at 5:32 AM
While dancing at the seafood nightclub last weekend, I pulled a mussel.
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Forget about the legal case.
A man was wrongly deported and placed in a notorious prison with leaders of a gang out to get him.
Anyone with an ounce of basic human decency would fix the mistake and return that man to the United States
A man was wrongly deported and placed in a notorious prison with leaders of a gang out to get him.
Anyone with an ounce of basic human decency would fix the mistake and return that man to the United States
April 13, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Forget about the legal case.
A man was wrongly deported and placed in a notorious prison with leaders of a gang out to get him.
Anyone with an ounce of basic human decency would fix the mistake and return that man to the United States
A man was wrongly deported and placed in a notorious prison with leaders of a gang out to get him.
Anyone with an ounce of basic human decency would fix the mistake and return that man to the United States