The Rocky Mountains
@therockymountains.bsky.social
I'm~50-80 million yo & the longest mtn range in N. America. My Cree name is "as-sin-wati," which means, "When seen from across the prairies, they looked like a rocky mass." Tectonic forces cause me to rise slightly in response 😉
Pinned
Absolute unit
December 1, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Absolute unit
Highline Trail, Glacier NP
November 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Highline Trail, Glacier NP
Telluride.
November 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Telluride.
It's been a great day, folks.
November 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM
It's been a great day, folks.
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October 31, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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You can easily block the official MAGA government accounts here. Do not engage them. Do not give them what they want.
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October 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
You can easily block the official MAGA government accounts here. Do not engage them. Do not give them what they want.
You're Jimmy Kimmel. Give us your opening line for the monologue tomorrow
September 23, 2025 at 3:09 AM
You're Jimmy Kimmel. Give us your opening line for the monologue tomorrow
They still can't.
We hereby declare that Disney can no longer film in The Rockies because Disney supports fascism.
September 22, 2025 at 10:09 PM
They still can't.
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I was reliably told celebrating political violence was cause for government reprisal and private sector termination.
Ingraham: A Democrat congressional candidate was thrown to the ground by an ICE agent. Good work
September 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I was reliably told celebrating political violence was cause for government reprisal and private sector termination.
Target ABC & Disney
September 20, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Target ABC & Disney
We hereby declare that Disney can no longer film in The Rockies because Disney supports fascism.
September 20, 2025 at 12:37 AM
We hereby declare that Disney can no longer film in The Rockies because Disney supports fascism.
Live however the hell you want. We've watched a Rocky Mountain mom do everything right & wind up with dementia & Depends.
people over 30 quote this with some life advice for the rest of us?
September 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Live however the hell you want. We've watched a Rocky Mountain mom do everything right & wind up with dementia & Depends.
Good week to post our hero, Jimmy Kimmel hip deep in Montana’s Gallatin River, where Robert Redford shot several fishing scenes in A River Runs Through It. #WeStandWithJimmy
September 19, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Good week to post our hero, Jimmy Kimmel hip deep in Montana’s Gallatin River, where Robert Redford shot several fishing scenes in A River Runs Through It. #WeStandWithJimmy
Don't go, summer...
September 19, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Don't go, summer...
"Hello, ABC? Is Biff there? This is Marty McFly's Dad. I need to shine his car tomorrow because I'm the biggest wimp ever except for ABC."
September 18, 2025 at 1:47 AM
"Hello, ABC? Is Biff there? This is Marty McFly's Dad. I need to shine his car tomorrow because I'm the biggest wimp ever except for ABC."
So much going on today and here a little west of The Rockies we're just like:
September 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
So much going on today and here a little west of The Rockies we're just like:
Idaho
My dearest JimmyJack:
We traveled here to help Cousin Justin bring in the harvest, but the equipment had a rapid unscheduled disassembly. The necessary replacement piece has a $10,000 tariff duty! No Yukon Golds for the USA 😢
Must go, I hear ICE downfield.
Mabel
My dearest JimmyJack:
We traveled here to help Cousin Justin bring in the harvest, but the equipment had a rapid unscheduled disassembly. The necessary replacement piece has a $10,000 tariff duty! No Yukon Golds for the USA 😢
Must go, I hear ICE downfield.
Mabel
September 9, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Idaho
My dearest JimmyJack:
We traveled here to help Cousin Justin bring in the harvest, but the equipment had a rapid unscheduled disassembly. The necessary replacement piece has a $10,000 tariff duty! No Yukon Golds for the USA 😢
Must go, I hear ICE downfield.
Mabel
My dearest JimmyJack:
We traveled here to help Cousin Justin bring in the harvest, but the equipment had a rapid unscheduled disassembly. The necessary replacement piece has a $10,000 tariff duty! No Yukon Golds for the USA 😢
Must go, I hear ICE downfield.
Mabel
New York
My beloved JimmyJack,
I dash off this missive in hopes it reaches you expeditiously. We've rec'd word from the local newspaper that Dear Leader has called off The War! I pray you return, as in times past these orders change "in 2 weeks".
Mable
P.S. Bring eggs
My beloved JimmyJack,
I dash off this missive in hopes it reaches you expeditiously. We've rec'd word from the local newspaper that Dear Leader has called off The War! I pray you return, as in times past these orders change "in 2 weeks".
Mable
P.S. Bring eggs
September 8, 2025 at 12:32 AM
New York
My beloved JimmyJack,
I dash off this missive in hopes it reaches you expeditiously. We've rec'd word from the local newspaper that Dear Leader has called off The War! I pray you return, as in times past these orders change "in 2 weeks".
Mable
P.S. Bring eggs
My beloved JimmyJack,
I dash off this missive in hopes it reaches you expeditiously. We've rec'd word from the local newspaper that Dear Leader has called off The War! I pray you return, as in times past these orders change "in 2 weeks".
Mable
P.S. Bring eggs
Chicago
🧵Dearest Mabel,
I write this in a hurried minute crouched behind a salt truck, looking for crimes. So far, I was stained by an ice-cream cone carried by a small child when her parent’s dog slipped his leash & knocked us both askew
🧵Dearest Mabel,
I write this in a hurried minute crouched behind a salt truck, looking for crimes. So far, I was stained by an ice-cream cone carried by a small child when her parent’s dog slipped his leash & knocked us both askew
September 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Chicago
🧵Dearest Mabel,
I write this in a hurried minute crouched behind a salt truck, looking for crimes. So far, I was stained by an ice-cream cone carried by a small child when her parent’s dog slipped his leash & knocked us both askew
🧵Dearest Mabel,
I write this in a hurried minute crouched behind a salt truck, looking for crimes. So far, I was stained by an ice-cream cone carried by a small child when her parent’s dog slipped his leash & knocked us both askew
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September 4, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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At Glacier National Park…
September 3, 2025 at 12:47 PM
At Glacier National Park…
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🎶 Rocky Mountain High 🎶
#MountainMonday #BlueSkyMonday
#rockies #mountsopris #colorado
#mountains #trees #sky #clouds #nature #getoutside
#mobilephotography
#MountainMonday #BlueSkyMonday
#rockies #mountsopris #colorado
#mountains #trees #sky #clouds #nature #getoutside
#mobilephotography
September 1, 2025 at 4:54 PM
🎶 Rocky Mountain High 🎶
#MountainMonday #BlueSkyMonday
#rockies #mountsopris #colorado
#mountains #trees #sky #clouds #nature #getoutside
#mobilephotography
#MountainMonday #BlueSkyMonday
#rockies #mountsopris #colorado
#mountains #trees #sky #clouds #nature #getoutside
#mobilephotography
A bit west of The Rockies, we've been a little busy. Potatoes are life
August 30, 2025 at 3:53 AM
A bit west of The Rockies, we've been a little busy. Potatoes are life
We are jelly.
August 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
We are jelly.
LAST WEEK, A VISITOR LOOKED AT OUR MOUNTAINS (THE "MOST BEAUTIFUL" MOUNTAINS IN WORLD!) HE SAID TO HIS "FAMOUS" FRIEND, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, (WITH TEARS IN HIS EYES!) "SIR, THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE SHOULD BE HELD HERE! AND NO "TINY HANDS TACO TRUMP" ALLOWED! THANKS FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! -RMNP
August 15, 2025 at 11:39 PM
LAST WEEK, A VISITOR LOOKED AT OUR MOUNTAINS (THE "MOST BEAUTIFUL" MOUNTAINS IN WORLD!) HE SAID TO HIS "FAMOUS" FRIEND, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, (WITH TEARS IN HIS EYES!) "SIR, THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE SHOULD BE HELD HERE! AND NO "TINY HANDS TACO TRUMP" ALLOWED! THANKS FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! -RMNP