The Rocky Mountains
@therockymountains.bsky.social
I'm~50-80 million yo & the longest mtn range in N. America. My Cree name is "as-sin-wati," which means, "When seen from across the prairies, they looked like a rocky mass." Tectonic forces cause me to rise slightly in response 😉
Absolute unit
December 1, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Absolute unit
Highline Trail, Glacier NP
November 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Highline Trail, Glacier NP
Telluride.
November 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Telluride.
Trump 2028:
November 6, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Trump 2028:
It's been a great day, folks.
November 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM
It's been a great day, folks.
And I can still smell the fresh mustard and onions
November 4, 2025 at 9:17 PM
And I can still smell the fresh mustard and onions
Good week to post our hero, Jimmy Kimmel hip deep in Montana’s Gallatin River, where Robert Redford shot several fishing scenes in A River Runs Through It. #WeStandWithJimmy
September 19, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Good week to post our hero, Jimmy Kimmel hip deep in Montana’s Gallatin River, where Robert Redford shot several fishing scenes in A River Runs Through It. #WeStandWithJimmy
Don't go, summer...
September 19, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Don't go, summer...
So much going on today and here a little west of The Rockies we're just like:
September 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
So much going on today and here a little west of The Rockies we're just like:
Idaho
My dearest JimmyJack:
We traveled here to help Cousin Justin bring in the harvest, but the equipment had a rapid unscheduled disassembly. The necessary replacement piece has a $10,000 tariff duty! No Yukon Golds for the USA 😢
Must go, I hear ICE downfield.
Mabel
My dearest JimmyJack:
We traveled here to help Cousin Justin bring in the harvest, but the equipment had a rapid unscheduled disassembly. The necessary replacement piece has a $10,000 tariff duty! No Yukon Golds for the USA 😢
Must go, I hear ICE downfield.
Mabel
September 9, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Idaho
My dearest JimmyJack:
We traveled here to help Cousin Justin bring in the harvest, but the equipment had a rapid unscheduled disassembly. The necessary replacement piece has a $10,000 tariff duty! No Yukon Golds for the USA 😢
Must go, I hear ICE downfield.
Mabel
My dearest JimmyJack:
We traveled here to help Cousin Justin bring in the harvest, but the equipment had a rapid unscheduled disassembly. The necessary replacement piece has a $10,000 tariff duty! No Yukon Golds for the USA 😢
Must go, I hear ICE downfield.
Mabel
He's always with his lord and master! 😆
September 7, 2025 at 2:28 PM
He's always with his lord and master! 😆
13 semi loads per night. Scribe's spot is up there on the line with "The Ladies." ICE, we dare you to come fcuk with us. We know you live on french fries
August 30, 2025 at 4:46 AM
13 semi loads per night. Scribe's spot is up there on the line with "The Ladies." ICE, we dare you to come fcuk with us. We know you live on french fries
Solo spurns high-rise apartments and weekly spa treatments. He prefers the skidsteer.
August 30, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Solo spurns high-rise apartments and weekly spa treatments. He prefers the skidsteer.
Legendary. And organic!
August 30, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Legendary. And organic!
A bit west of The Rockies, we've been a little busy. Potatoes are life
August 30, 2025 at 3:53 AM
A bit west of The Rockies, we've been a little busy. Potatoes are life
P.S. FREE AMMO PROMOTION THIS WEEK! (WE HAVE "ENOUGH ICE" HERE!)
August 16, 2025 at 12:04 AM
P.S. FREE AMMO PROMOTION THIS WEEK! (WE HAVE "ENOUGH ICE" HERE!)
LAST WEEK, A VISITOR LOOKED AT OUR MOUNTAINS (THE "MOST BEAUTIFUL" MOUNTAINS IN WORLD!) HE SAID TO HIS "FAMOUS" FRIEND, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, (WITH TEARS IN HIS EYES!) "SIR, THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE SHOULD BE HELD HERE! AND NO "TINY HANDS TACO TRUMP" ALLOWED! THANKS FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! -RMNP
August 15, 2025 at 11:39 PM
LAST WEEK, A VISITOR LOOKED AT OUR MOUNTAINS (THE "MOST BEAUTIFUL" MOUNTAINS IN WORLD!) HE SAID TO HIS "FAMOUS" FRIEND, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, (WITH TEARS IN HIS EYES!) "SIR, THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE SHOULD BE HELD HERE! AND NO "TINY HANDS TACO TRUMP" ALLOWED! THANKS FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! -RMNP
Good afternoon from the Deer Mountain trailhead, RMNP!
August 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Good afternoon from the Deer Mountain trailhead, RMNP!
Good afternoon from RMNP!
July 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Good afternoon from RMNP!
3/ We proudly work beside our migrant colleagues. Don't try it here, ICE. #WeFeedYou
July 28, 2025 at 11:45 PM
3/ We proudly work beside our migrant colleagues. Don't try it here, ICE. #WeFeedYou
2/ These are Atlantics. We sell them to Frito-Lay and In 'N Out Burger for chips and fries. #WeFeedYou
July 28, 2025 at 11:28 PM
2/ These are Atlantics. We sell them to Frito-Lay and In 'N Out Burger for chips and fries. #WeFeedYou
Scribe's side hustle is a bit west of The Rockies. Note Solo, our Farm Mascot. #WeFeedYou
July 28, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Scribe's side hustle is a bit west of The Rockies. Note Solo, our Farm Mascot. #WeFeedYou
