Billy Streleckis
therealbilly.bsky.social
Billy Streleckis
@therealbilly.bsky.social
Firm believer of doing many things decently instead of one thing fantastically

Amateur rock climber, figure skater, and streamer
https://www.twitch.tv/thereal_billy
If you're in the line, STAY IN LINE!
April 24, 2025 at 4:44 AM
They've saved Disney World
January 3, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Most reoccurring dream I've had is me realizing I missed my high school math class for months and wondering if I can graduate

Brain really gotta remember that I have like, a job
December 27, 2024 at 5:25 PM
This December instead of Christmas we celebrating the Five Nights of Freddy's
December 2, 2024 at 11:26 PM
About to launch my new movie Sex 2: This time, we're twice as fucked
December 1, 2024 at 4:37 AM
Death note but instead of dying whoever's name you write gets to have a nice day
November 25, 2024 at 4:57 PM
The balance between being inspired to post on bluesky more and realizing that you do not actually have thoughts
November 25, 2024 at 4:00 AM
Dude you can just eat a whole pizza in your car. Like no one will stop you
October 20, 2023 at 12:49 AM
You're a content creator, I'm a content destroyer. We are not the same
October 3, 2023 at 11:41 PM
Would be amazing if a Midwestern sports team changed its name to like the Kansas City Liberals to see how people react
September 20, 2023 at 1:35 PM
Getting a master's degree just so I can start calling things "gradical"
September 13, 2023 at 3:26 PM
Meanwhile winter enjoyers when it's 4PM
September 2, 2023 at 3:27 PM
Reposted by Billy Streleckis
If you want to stay relevant with today's young millennials, it's important to speak their language. "Rizz" is a word we hear a lot but what does it *mean*? Rizz means the ability to charm or flirt with someone, and is derived from the name of Muppet Rizzo the Rat, famed for his many sexual partners
September 1, 2023 at 6:58 PM
Spending my long weekend the right way (looking for clocks to make hey guys check this out posts for)
September 1, 2023 at 11:19 PM
Girls will say "I know a spot" and take you here
August 31, 2023 at 4:01 PM
Reposted by Billy Streleckis
Good morning parents!
August 31, 2023 at 2:16 PM
Reskeet with something you own that most people don't

My hand. Many have one like it, but not this original copy right here
August 31, 2023 at 3:08 AM
Life is just a series of finding excuses to say "we are so back"
August 30, 2023 at 9:17 PM
If I was the inventor of time travel I think it would be fun to add pointless stipulations. Sure you can go back in time, but only to 1973. And don't even think about trying to go to a Wednesday.
August 30, 2023 at 9:06 PM
MOOOOOOOM! Phineas and Ferb are starting discourse on Bluesky!
August 30, 2023 at 12:07 AM
Brb buying every tomato sauce related thing at the Walmart
August 29, 2023 at 11:34 PM
Reposted by Billy Streleckis
Super Nintendo Chalmers
April 25, 2023 at 10:14 PM
There's no reason we can't have a word that rhymes with orange. I can literally make up one right now:

Torange (noun) refers to an area marked by damages or tears in an object
(The torange on the wings was small after that crash)

Happy to take suggestions for other words to rhyme with orange
you know it. you love it. IT’S TRASHHHH TUESDAY FOLKS, let out those brainworms and let ‘em breath. I wanna see ‘em
IT’S TRASH TUESDAY. LET IT ALL OUT AND FLY THOSE FREAK FLAGS
August 29, 2023 at 5:26 PM
Why is my mind racing, that's Lightning McQueen's job
August 28, 2023 at 7:28 PM