Pseudo 🎃
@thepseudosapien.bsky.social
I babble, game, draw, abuse ellipses & nail stuff to other stuff. Enby dingus (Any pronouns).💋 Here and also there, trying out that omnipresence schtick.
Bring out your dead! 💀
Bring out your dead! 💀
K so I was gripped by the gimmick & bought the whole set of Lakerain knives.😆 Turned out the first one I bought is the one that wasn't really my colour, & as the set was only a tenner & the longevity of the stain is CRAZY I figured fuckit, gimme glamknives, I can always gift the double to someone
January 21, 2026 at 6:41 PM
K so I was gripped by the gimmick & bought the whole set of Lakerain knives.😆 Turned out the first one I bought is the one that wasn't really my colour, & as the set was only a tenner & the longevity of the stain is CRAZY I figured fuckit, gimme glamknives, I can always gift the double to someone
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Yesterday we talked about how cervical screening is a really important tool in helping us to eliminate cervical cancer. Today we'd like to share a few tips about how to make your cervical screening experience as comfortable for you as possible...
This week is #CervicalCancerPreventionWeek. This cancer is highly preventable in the present day, because we know a lot about its cause: this horrid little dude, human papillomavirus (HPV). With what we know about HPV and its link to cervical cancer, eliminating the disease is possible...
January 21, 2026 at 11:21 AM
Yesterday we talked about how cervical screening is a really important tool in helping us to eliminate cervical cancer. Today we'd like to share a few tips about how to make your cervical screening experience as comfortable for you as possible...
Annual gas safety inspection once again turned into lengthy mutual ranting about The State of Things and placing bets on how much longer 'til the fuckknuckle carks it. Whatever happens we're pretty sure my boiler will outlive him, so that's a touch of positivity for the day.👍
January 21, 2026 at 11:11 AM
Annual gas safety inspection once again turned into lengthy mutual ranting about The State of Things and placing bets on how much longer 'til the fuckknuckle carks it. Whatever happens we're pretty sure my boiler will outlive him, so that's a touch of positivity for the day.👍
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kelty comic this week about to make the onion store a zillion dollars
January 20, 2026 at 7:21 PM
kelty comic this week about to make the onion store a zillion dollars
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Ropey musical strands of "jiz" in your face, all over your collectibles shelf.
Hasbro Star Wars The Vintage Collection 3.75" Modal Nodes 7-pack is $49.93 on Amazon - buff.ly/eXk6Eaq #ad
January 21, 2026 at 9:41 AM
Ropey musical strands of "jiz" in your face, all over your collectibles shelf.
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Didn’t think this thread could be real but then there’s video
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Didn’t think this thread could be real but then there’s video
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Speaking of terrible costumes I love, here's a trio of them that I absolutely adore. Part of me wishes they still wore these.
January 19, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Speaking of terrible costumes I love, here's a trio of them that I absolutely adore. Part of me wishes they still wore these.
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i wish i could still buy things at the prices i used to complain about
January 19, 2026 at 6:28 PM
i wish i could still buy things at the prices i used to complain about
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Dr. Gladys West, the pioneering mathematician whose work laid the foundation for modern GPS technology, has died. She was 95.
Dr. Gladys West, Mathematician Whose Work Made GPS Possible, Dies at 95
ALEXANDRIA, VA — Dr. Gladys West, the pioneering mathematician whose work laid the foundation for modern GPS technology, has died. She passed away
thezebra.org
January 19, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Dr. Gladys West, the pioneering mathematician whose work laid the foundation for modern GPS technology, has died. She was 95.
Furthermore; If you are, for example, writing for a business & they allow you to use your own words rather than incorporating a script, they are giving you "free rein", not "free range". When you let the horse lead, you free the reins. "Free range" is when chickens get to hang out outside.
Addendum: Weary = you are tired of something, Wary = you are suspicious or cautious of something.
"A sight for sore eyes" means it's something you are happy to see, it is a balm upon your sore eyes, stop using it to mean something's scary or unpleasant lol how did you even get there...
"A sight for sore eyes" means it's something you are happy to see, it is a balm upon your sore eyes, stop using it to mean something's scary or unpleasant lol how did you even get there...
I am begging people who insist on using words to at least attempt to understand the words they are using. A principle or set of beliefs is a tenet, not a tenant. "In lieu" means "instead of", not "in view of/with that in mind". Just..books man, they're right there.
January 16, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Furthermore; If you are, for example, writing for a business & they allow you to use your own words rather than incorporating a script, they are giving you "free rein", not "free range". When you let the horse lead, you free the reins. "Free range" is when chickens get to hang out outside.
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The Price of Sh*te is back! And to add a little more spice, Paul & Eli go “head to head” in a POS face off edition of the classic tat pricing game. Who will phone it in and cut corners? This episode reveals all!
Ep 470: Mano A Mano
www.thecheapshow.co.uk/ep-470-mano-...
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Ep 470: Mano A Mano
www.thecheapshow.co.uk/ep-470-mano-...
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Ep 470: Mano A Mano | CheapShow
It’s a slightly different Price of Sh*te this week, as Paul and Eli pit their tat hunting skills against one another to see who truly is the best of the best of the worst!
www.thecheapshow.co.uk
January 16, 2026 at 12:06 PM
The Price of Sh*te is back! And to add a little more spice, Paul & Eli go “head to head” in a POS face off edition of the classic tat pricing game. Who will phone it in and cut corners? This episode reveals all!
Ep 470: Mano A Mano
www.thecheapshow.co.uk/ep-470-mano-...
@e-loud.bsky.social
Ep 470: Mano A Mano
www.thecheapshow.co.uk/ep-470-mano-...
@e-loud.bsky.social
Welp, my tattoo artist is sick and so I'm far too awake and absolutely filled with pasta much too early in the day lol. Dangit, gonna have tattoo blue balls for a week.🥺
January 15, 2026 at 9:43 AM
Welp, my tattoo artist is sick and so I'm far too awake and absolutely filled with pasta much too early in the day lol. Dangit, gonna have tattoo blue balls for a week.🥺
Cramming so much food and drink into my tattoo appointment supplies you'd think I was going on a weekend field trip lol, I need to learn how to be this enthusiastic about preparing for actual medical stuff.. Demand avoidance who? 😅
January 14, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Cramming so much food and drink into my tattoo appointment supplies you'd think I was going on a weekend field trip lol, I need to learn how to be this enthusiastic about preparing for actual medical stuff.. Demand avoidance who? 😅
In an effort to combat The Horrors I nabbed myself some very matchy treats. The lip stain is very cheapo & gimmicky but just look at it, it's in a bloody knife lol, possibly the cutest container I've ever seen & I've been looking for a lip stain so it had to be done, I don't make the rules.
January 14, 2026 at 8:23 PM
In an effort to combat The Horrors I nabbed myself some very matchy treats. The lip stain is very cheapo & gimmicky but just look at it, it's in a bloody knife lol, possibly the cutest container I've ever seen & I've been looking for a lip stain so it had to be done, I don't make the rules.
Cat's current favourite thing is hunting her prey as a cannoli. It's not particularly effective but it is hella cute to watch.
January 14, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Cat's current favourite thing is hunting her prey as a cannoli. It's not particularly effective but it is hella cute to watch.
After handing them so much money for funny lil guys and paint over the years, this is nice to hear lol
Warhammer maker Games Workshop has banned the use of AI in its content production and its design process, insisting that none of its senior managers are currently excited about the technology. https://bit.ly/49xT9Xl
January 14, 2026 at 12:33 AM
After handing them so much money for funny lil guys and paint over the years, this is nice to hear lol
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Art by Daniel Warren Johnson. From his Insta.
January 12, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Art by Daniel Warren Johnson. From his Insta.
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Take a moment to lower your blood pressure with this one.
This bobtail squid burrowing into the sand is already adorable, but please watch till the very end!
It sticks out its little arms and earnestly sprinkles sand over itself 🦑𓂃◌𓈒𓐍
It sticks out its little arms and earnestly sprinkles sand over itself 🦑𓂃◌𓈒𓐍
January 12, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Take a moment to lower your blood pressure with this one.
I never knew you could get cutesy Catholic rosaries for kids lol. I feel like they've softened the saviour's sacrifice a smidge cuz that's the happiest & most relaxed JC's ever looked whilst dying of torture for the world, but sure..😂🤔
I love it, it's going straight onto my Honeylambs Pansy plush.
I love it, it's going straight onto my Honeylambs Pansy plush.
January 12, 2026 at 10:55 PM
I never knew you could get cutesy Catholic rosaries for kids lol. I feel like they've softened the saviour's sacrifice a smidge cuz that's the happiest & most relaxed JC's ever looked whilst dying of torture for the world, but sure..😂🤔
I love it, it's going straight onto my Honeylambs Pansy plush.
I love it, it's going straight onto my Honeylambs Pansy plush.
Finally got around to watching Lisa Frankenstein, it was lots of fun but I was a bit distracted squealing with glee at the house the whole time lol, I *love* unsettling clean pastel 80s vibes & the living room decor is almost identical to the palette & prints I chose for my childhood room. Apt af.😂⚡
January 12, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Finally got around to watching Lisa Frankenstein, it was lots of fun but I was a bit distracted squealing with glee at the house the whole time lol, I *love* unsettling clean pastel 80s vibes & the living room decor is almost identical to the palette & prints I chose for my childhood room. Apt af.😂⚡
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Dredd once again takes on an eldritch evil
I thought I'd seen most #Dredd pics
Dredd vs Mr Blobby
posted elsewhere by the disturbingly knowledgeable MacMac Anorak...
Dredd vs Mr Blobby
posted elsewhere by the disturbingly knowledgeable MacMac Anorak...
January 12, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Dredd once again takes on an eldritch evil
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W-where dies the third hand go?! 👀
January 12, 2026 at 7:25 AM
W-where dies the third hand go?! 👀
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The people who get VERY UPSET when we call them Nazis sure are acting like Nazis.
A video of ICE agents conducting door-to-door searches today in Minneapolis
The homeowner requests a warrant repeatedly, is told they don't require one, then is told they're getting it, then the agents storm in anyway
They also point a taser at her to try and disrupt filming
The homeowner requests a warrant repeatedly, is told they don't require one, then is told they're getting it, then the agents storm in anyway
They also point a taser at her to try and disrupt filming
January 12, 2026 at 2:40 PM
The people who get VERY UPSET when we call them Nazis sure are acting like Nazis.
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430k of us vs. 2k of them, we're gonna win this
Cedar & 31st I think
Cedar & 31st I think
January 11, 2026 at 8:02 PM
430k of us vs. 2k of them, we're gonna win this
Cedar & 31st I think
Cedar & 31st I think