Colin Harris-Day
@thepoetscane.com
Bumbler. Burbler. Published occasionally.
Can Paul Stanley put his make up back on please. Why do they have a balloon of Sylvester Stallone?
December 7, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Can Paul Stanley put his make up back on please. Why do they have a balloon of Sylvester Stallone?
Cheeky fucker.
BBC News - Benjamin Netanyahu seeks pardon from Israel's president
www.bbc.com/news/article...
BBC News - Benjamin Netanyahu seeks pardon from Israel's president
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Benjamin Netanyahu seeks pardon from Israel's president
He denies any wrongdoing in three ongoing trials over allegations of bribery, fraud and breach of trust.
www.bbc.com
November 30, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Cheeky fucker.
BBC News - Benjamin Netanyahu seeks pardon from Israel's president
www.bbc.com/news/article...
BBC News - Benjamin Netanyahu seeks pardon from Israel's president
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Not sure calling the Sea Devils 'Homo Aqua' works, seeing as they're a separate species from humans entirely. And dropping sapiens instead, which means wise, seems unfair. Something else and then sapiens is maybe more respectful?
I've not slept well. #DoctorWho #TheWarBetweenTheLandAndTheSea
I've not slept well. #DoctorWho #TheWarBetweenTheLandAndTheSea
November 29, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Not sure calling the Sea Devils 'Homo Aqua' works, seeing as they're a separate species from humans entirely. And dropping sapiens instead, which means wise, seems unfair. Something else and then sapiens is maybe more respectful?
I've not slept well. #DoctorWho #TheWarBetweenTheLandAndTheSea
I've not slept well. #DoctorWho #TheWarBetweenTheLandAndTheSea
We imagined a future where intelligent self aware AI takes over the world by force, and what we got was Clippy with ideas above his station.
November 27, 2025 at 11:29 PM
We imagined a future where intelligent self aware AI takes over the world by force, and what we got was Clippy with ideas above his station.
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This path leads to chaos.
November 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
This path leads to chaos.
My heart age is apparently 51, ahead of me by four years. Frustrating, this trying to be healthy lark. I thought I was pretty good health wise until the last few years when my heart decided to be a total prick.
November 26, 2025 at 10:34 PM
My heart age is apparently 51, ahead of me by four years. Frustrating, this trying to be healthy lark. I thought I was pretty good health wise until the last few years when my heart decided to be a total prick.
This is the first criticism that has stuck to Farage in the media. He now has to switch modes from 'reform isn't racist, it's common sense' to 'we're just friendly racists'. He's on the defensive for the first time, and the media should just hammer him while they can.
November 25, 2025 at 8:42 AM
This is the first criticism that has stuck to Farage in the media. He now has to switch modes from 'reform isn't racist, it's common sense' to 'we're just friendly racists'. He's on the defensive for the first time, and the media should just hammer him while they can.
Excuse me, just going to waste a day trying to mentally write a sketch involving Zeno and the chorus of Living on a Prayer. Well, half a day, then half of that, and so on.
November 20, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Excuse me, just going to waste a day trying to mentally write a sketch involving Zeno and the chorus of Living on a Prayer. Well, half a day, then half of that, and so on.
Disney are nearly finished with their live action remakes of their cartoons. Once the last film wraps, the actors will be taken outside and humanely shot. All sets will be turned into mulch.
November 19, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Disney are nearly finished with their live action remakes of their cartoons. Once the last film wraps, the actors will be taken outside and humanely shot. All sets will be turned into mulch.
Had a full night's sleep for the first time in a long time. Not feeling like death is a revelation.
November 16, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Had a full night's sleep for the first time in a long time. Not feeling like death is a revelation.
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‘twas a silly place
November 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
‘twas a silly place
This is irrelevant news but I want to put it somewhere. One of my childish hobbies is playing Rimworld, and for the first time since I started playing it years ago I finally got the little fuckers to get into a ship and leave the planet. This makes me happy. You get a little song too.
November 11, 2025 at 12:31 PM
This is irrelevant news but I want to put it somewhere. One of my childish hobbies is playing Rimworld, and for the first time since I started playing it years ago I finally got the little fuckers to get into a ship and leave the planet. This makes me happy. You get a little song too.
Random photos from the past couple of months.
November 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Random photos from the past couple of months.
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is there a Balls Cheney
November 5, 2025 at 12:56 AM
is there a Balls Cheney
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Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
Every chess game I play with my son ends up like this. Everything is trapped, and I lose because I can't keep in my head the dozens of outcomes for every move, and so make a mistake and it snowballs.
November 4, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Every chess game I play with my son ends up like this. Everything is trapped, and I lose because I can't keep in my head the dozens of outcomes for every move, and so make a mistake and it snowballs.
The rapist formerly known as Prince.
October 31, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The rapist formerly known as Prince.
Always good to see Ben Goldacre's McKeith joke evolve for the modern world.
Andrew, or to give him his full title, Andrew.
October 31, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Always good to see Ben Goldacre's McKeith joke evolve for the modern world.
Blimey. I didn't think they'd actually do it. www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cn...
Andrew stripped of Prince title and will move out of Royal Lodge
He will now be known as Andrew Mountbatten Windsor - Buckingham Palace says
www.bbc.co.uk
October 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Blimey. I didn't think they'd actually do it. www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cn...
I keep hearing the name Mia Goth. I have never seen a picture of her and know nothing about her, but would be very disappointed if I saw one of her films and she wasn't in fact a goth.
October 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I keep hearing the name Mia Goth. I have never seen a picture of her and know nothing about her, but would be very disappointed if I saw one of her films and she wasn't in fact a goth.
This goes for films. Release it on streaming first. If I like it, I'll go the pictures to see it again or buy a fancy blu ray.
My strongest book-related belief is that the paperback should come first and then the hardback after for people who want a fancy edition.
October 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
This goes for films. Release it on streaming first. If I like it, I'll go the pictures to see it again or buy a fancy blu ray.
He doesn't need any help. The fucking size of him.
October 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
He doesn't need any help. The fucking size of him.
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I like men a lot but the more time I spend with them the more I understand why nuns live so long
October 18, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I like men a lot but the more time I spend with them the more I understand why nuns live so long
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It’s a shame world class fencers don’t get to kill a guy even one time
September 27, 2025 at 5:18 AM
It’s a shame world class fencers don’t get to kill a guy even one time
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the peanut inside the peanut m&m mascot should be it’s own voiced character. his only goal is to “get out” of the living shell. he does so by speaking through the m&m, trying to convince the other candies to break him out, killing his host
October 16, 2025 at 4:48 PM
the peanut inside the peanut m&m mascot should be it’s own voiced character. his only goal is to “get out” of the living shell. he does so by speaking through the m&m, trying to convince the other candies to break him out, killing his host