Colin Harris-Day
@thepoetscane.com
Bumbler. Burbler. Published occasionally.
Can Paul Stanley put his make up back on please. Why do they have a balloon of Sylvester Stallone?
December 7, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Can Paul Stanley put his make up back on please. Why do they have a balloon of Sylvester Stallone?
You even get an 'in memory of' for all your dead colonists. Aw.
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 PM
You even get an 'in memory of' for all your dead colonists. Aw.
This is irrelevant news but I want to put it somewhere. One of my childish hobbies is playing Rimworld, and for the first time since I started playing it years ago I finally got the little fuckers to get into a ship and leave the planet. This makes me happy. You get a little song too.
November 11, 2025 at 12:31 PM
This is irrelevant news but I want to put it somewhere. One of my childish hobbies is playing Rimworld, and for the first time since I started playing it years ago I finally got the little fuckers to get into a ship and leave the planet. This makes me happy. You get a little song too.
Random photos from the past couple of months.
November 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Random photos from the past couple of months.
Every chess game I play with my son ends up like this. Everything is trapped, and I lose because I can't keep in my head the dozens of outcomes for every move, and so make a mistake and it snowballs.
November 4, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Every chess game I play with my son ends up like this. Everything is trapped, and I lose because I can't keep in my head the dozens of outcomes for every move, and so make a mistake and it snowballs.
The rapist formerly known as Prince.
October 31, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The rapist formerly known as Prince.
He doesn't need any help. The fucking size of him.
October 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
He doesn't need any help. The fucking size of him.
Fucking hell, metro. Do some research on your terminology.
September 30, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Fucking hell, metro. Do some research on your terminology.
There's a Mitchell and Webb sketch where a man reaches heaven, and his reward is to be given his high score on Candy Crush because they thought that was his life's work. That will be me with this bloody thing.
September 23, 2025 at 8:18 AM
There's a Mitchell and Webb sketch where a man reaches heaven, and his reward is to be given his high score on Candy Crush because they thought that was his life's work. That will be me with this bloody thing.
Got hooked on this bloody thing again. I think I reached six digits eventually last time.
September 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Got hooked on this bloody thing again. I think I reached six digits eventually last time.
How can he be in secondary school already?
September 4, 2025 at 7:53 AM
How can he be in secondary school already?
This wasn't even the weirdest scene in this film.
August 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
This wasn't even the weirdest scene in this film.
Not just blueberries. Even when it's right, it's wrong.
August 8, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Not just blueberries. Even when it's right, it's wrong.
So Jesse wants to make a sandwich with these ingredients. I'm sure this will be fine.
July 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
So Jesse wants to make a sandwich with these ingredients. I'm sure this will be fine.
Blah blah Trump's dick blah blah mmmm.
June 22, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Blah blah Trump's dick blah blah mmmm.
Blimey, those Hale and Pace tickets were expensive. Good to see them doing Wembley though.
June 19, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Blimey, those Hale and Pace tickets were expensive. Good to see them doing Wembley though.
What's the expected donation? A kidney?
May 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
What's the expected donation? A kidney?
The boy is eleven today. Lord of fiotball, Doctor Who and The Beatles stuff. The holy trinity for him!
May 17, 2025 at 8:00 AM
The boy is eleven today. Lord of fiotball, Doctor Who and The Beatles stuff. The holy trinity for him!
I know what you mean about Cassian's face though. He looks perpetually startled, like Reece Dinsdale.
May 15, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I know what you mean about Cassian's face though. He looks perpetually startled, like Reece Dinsdale.
There is no need for that arse.
April 4, 2025 at 3:44 PM
There is no need for that arse.
If only they knew how terrible I am at keeping plants alive.
April 1, 2025 at 9:50 PM
If only they knew how terrible I am at keeping plants alive.
At the football like I'm a regular human.
March 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
At the football like I'm a regular human.
The Tate brothers really do look like GTA npcs.
March 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
The Tate brothers really do look like GTA npcs.