I got a dozen emails in the last hour that Trump pooped his pants and smelled terrible at the inauguration. I can't find a single source about it, but it's weird that so many people would write on about it. Has someone been spreading this rumor?

I'm going to post this video every day — especially #MLKDay — so we never forget INSURRECTIONIST TRUMP!

Phone on dnd cause I’m in mommy mode I need my peace

Shout out to the people I match with on dating apps only to chat for maybe a day or two, so I can get the ick that I need to stay single.

Your service is appreciated.

Dear Humanity,

Climate change is real and it’s the fault of greedy conservative billionaires.

BREAKING: Autonomous anti-genocide activists bring the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade to a grinding halt after blockading the McDonald’s float for a second year in a row.

“Those grinches who thinks they can disrupt the parade: it’s not going to happen,” Mayor Eric Adams said yesterday.

Kendrick: I love the Carter 3. Lil Wayne is one of my favorite rappers. Can’t believe I disappointed him by working hard.

Lil Wayne: Let me diss this man.

Open the schools.

Is wearing my noise cancelling headphones to Thanksgiving dinner too on the nose?

Just an FYI, the Black Friday sale on Kashmirviii.com starts tomorrow at 9pm EST!

Someone said Kendrick Lamar fans are people who weren’t afraid to read out loud in school 😂🤣

All Drake had to do was lay low and go hiking in the mountains for a few months, but no, dude is determined to keep reminding us that he's a loser.

😭

Did pizza instead of turkey this year. A+ idea, one of several

Perfect. For awhile this was one of my favorites:

Hi, I’m God.
Thou shalt not steal. That includes taking from the poor and giving it to the rich.