Mr. Cranklepuss
@theoldkrank.bsky.social
"Writer of wrongs," burster of bubbles, & house-broken for the most part..
Master of the artfully indelicate turn of phrase..
"We are now living in a world where fiction has become the "new truth..""-Moi
Master of the artfully indelicate turn of phrase..
"We are now living in a world where fiction has become the "new truth..""-Moi
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Mr. Cranklepuss
@theoldkrank.bsky.social
· Jun 14
How many honorable career prosecutors need to resign before Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche — himself a former career prosecutor — realizes that the way he is running DOJ is unethical, morally bankrupt, and devastating to the rule of law?
Goldman lecturing Blanche or anyone on ethics morals is pretty rich coming from the Congressman who used his family fortune to buy his seat so he can turn around & ignore this disabled constituent in crisis.
You sir are a fraud. A fraud I intend to unmask publicly.
Media inquiries welcome.
You sir are a fraud. A fraud I intend to unmask publicly.
Media inquiries welcome.
It seems to me that the DOD currently stands for the Department of Defending itself from it's own sh*tty conduct, and a manchild, crybaby, alcoholic Sec'y whose humiliating public outbursts & tirades against the media seem to be putting his roid raging into overdrive again..
June 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM
It seems to me that the DOD currently stands for the Department of Defending itself from it's own sh*tty conduct, and a manchild, crybaby, alcoholic Sec'y whose humiliating public outbursts & tirades against the media seem to be putting his roid raging into overdrive again..
I think people are blaming the wrong schmuck here if anyone ought to be pilloried, tarred & feathered in the public square it's f*cking Mark Burnett who decided to cast a dime store wannabe gangster as a legit tycoon after every real business mogul he approached to star in the Apprentice declined!
He came from a fake boardroom, ran a fake charity, a fake university, faked his net worth, faked Time magazine covers, lied about crowd sizes, and ran on a fake law and order stance.
Now we’re stuck in the rerun of a rigged reality show.
Now we’re stuck in the rerun of a rigged reality show.
June 26, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I think people are blaming the wrong schmuck here if anyone ought to be pilloried, tarred & feathered in the public square it's f*cking Mark Burnett who decided to cast a dime store wannabe gangster as a legit tycoon after every real business mogul he approached to star in the Apprentice declined!
Wow, "Mourning Joke," did someone wake up on the wrong side of an authoritarian today?
Is this why you felt the need to, once again, distort who the wouldbe first muslim Mayor of New York actually is & conflate what his actual agenda speaks to?
Are we embarking on the panic stage of old white men?
Is this why you felt the need to, once again, distort who the wouldbe first muslim Mayor of New York actually is & conflate what his actual agenda speaks to?
Are we embarking on the panic stage of old white men?
June 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Wow, "Mourning Joke," did someone wake up on the wrong side of an authoritarian today?
Is this why you felt the need to, once again, distort who the wouldbe first muslim Mayor of New York actually is & conflate what his actual agenda speaks to?
Are we embarking on the panic stage of old white men?
Is this why you felt the need to, once again, distort who the wouldbe first muslim Mayor of New York actually is & conflate what his actual agenda speaks to?
Are we embarking on the panic stage of old white men?
Anyone seeking to be elected to Congress in 2026 or to be the Democratic nominee in 2028 who refuses to work to expand SCOTUS so there are 13 justices, one for each of the current 13 US Federal Districts to adjust for this radical shift ought to be immediately disqualified by voters
This is our war
This is our war
Justice Sotomayor said it best: the conservative majority is “rewarding lawlessness.”
Migrants are being deported—without notice or due process—to countries they’ve never even set foot in.
This is what happens when the Court starts playing politics.
Migrants are being deported—without notice or due process—to countries they’ve never even set foot in.
This is what happens when the Court starts playing politics.
Supreme Court allows Trump to resume 3rd-country removals without court-ordered due process requirements
The Supreme Court handed Trump a major win by allowing officials to resume deportation of migrants to third countries without additional due process requirements.
abcnews.go.com
June 26, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Anyone seeking to be elected to Congress in 2026 or to be the Democratic nominee in 2028 who refuses to work to expand SCOTUS so there are 13 justices, one for each of the current 13 US Federal Districts to adjust for this radical shift ought to be immediately disqualified by voters
This is our war
This is our war
You are a portrait of grace in a moment when, in reality, this position should have been yours — but for the fact that you dared to be an outspoken, Black woman, it well might have been.
This shows how much Democrats truly value black female voices in the party, where black women are its backbone!
This shows how much Democrats truly value black female voices in the party, where black women are its backbone!
Congratulations to Rep. Robert Garcia for being elected Ranking Member of the House Oversight Committee.
The work of this committee has never been more critical. Let’s get the American people the accountability they deserve.
The work of this committee has never been more critical. Let’s get the American people the accountability they deserve.
June 26, 2025 at 2:25 PM
You are a portrait of grace in a moment when, in reality, this position should have been yours — but for the fact that you dared to be an outspoken, Black woman, it well might have been.
This shows how much Democrats truly value black female voices in the party, where black women are its backbone!
This shows how much Democrats truly value black female voices in the party, where black women are its backbone!
This post seems to have caught folks imagination so I thought I'd just throw it back out there and give folks a reason to smle today..
Senator Foghorn Leghorn is actually doing his best hillbilly, inbred, incel trailer park trash translation here to cover up for the fact he's an elitist, Rhodes Scholar educated prick who's only concerns are his own personal wealth, power & influence but sells this apparent "dumb as a bag of rocks"
June 26, 2025 at 2:16 PM
This post seems to have caught folks imagination so I thought I'd just throw it back out there and give folks a reason to smle today..
Hmm... Is America's most roid raging closet case the guy to be accusing other folks of "spinning" the truth.? This is a man who's a failed human being, an angry alcoholic, a woman-basher, who distorted factual realities on Fox for years while desperately trying to correct for his small dick energy!
Most of this “press conference” is this lunatic yelling at the media. This guy is so obsessed with his press coverage that he can’t even function.
June 26, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Hmm... Is America's most roid raging closet case the guy to be accusing other folks of "spinning" the truth.? This is a man who's a failed human being, an angry alcoholic, a woman-basher, who distorted factual realities on Fox for years while desperately trying to correct for his small dick energy!
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June 25, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Pam Bondi is proving to be less a legitimate AG & more of "America's Karen in charge" her every appearance winds up with her endlessly performing her greatest "whataboutisms" then screeching on endlessly & incoherently trying to "Trumpify" what are clearly illegal hot takes on the rule of law!
REED: How many Americans weapons are going to Mexico in a year?
BONDI: We are arresting people who have illegal firearms in our country
REED: No. You're allowing them to be purchased in the United States and driven across the border
BONDI: We are arresting people who have illegal firearms in our country
REED: No. You're allowing them to be purchased in the United States and driven across the border
June 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Pam Bondi is proving to be less a legitimate AG & more of "America's Karen in charge" her every appearance winds up with her endlessly performing her greatest "whataboutisms" then screeching on endlessly & incoherently trying to "Trumpify" what are clearly illegal hot takes on the rule of law!
Proving once again ONLY immigrants are willing to take on the most undervalued, lowest esteemed, unpopular, vile positions in America..
Remember 66.666% of all Trump wives were immigrant labor bought & paid for by Trump Org. to serve service America's orange Barney!!!
Remember 66.666% of all Trump wives were immigrant labor bought & paid for by Trump Org. to serve service America's orange Barney!!!
Nowrasteh: I want to defend Melania. Not everyone could marry Donald Trump. I think that’s quite an achievement. She deserves credit for that. Nobody up here could’ve done it
June 25, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Proving once again ONLY immigrants are willing to take on the most undervalued, lowest esteemed, unpopular, vile positions in America..
Remember 66.666% of all Trump wives were immigrant labor bought & paid for by Trump Org. to serve service America's orange Barney!!!
Remember 66.666% of all Trump wives were immigrant labor bought & paid for by Trump Org. to serve service America's orange Barney!!!
"A little privacy, PLEASE!!!!!"
June 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
"A little privacy, PLEASE!!!!!"
To ALL THE CYNICS & CHATTERING CLASS who wrote off NYers as being too beguiled, too uninformed, too adverse to change, & frankly just too stupid not to pick Cuomo here's the receipts of just how WRONG YOU ALL WERE!
ONLY A FOOL LIKE ANDREW CUOMO WOULD DARE TO UNDERESTIMATE NY VOTERS & HE FOUND OUT!
ONLY A FOOL LIKE ANDREW CUOMO WOULD DARE TO UNDERESTIMATE NY VOTERS & HE FOUND OUT!
Zohran Mamdani declares victory in NYC mayoral primary www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YIq...
June 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
To ALL THE CYNICS & CHATTERING CLASS who wrote off NYers as being too beguiled, too uninformed, too adverse to change, & frankly just too stupid not to pick Cuomo here's the receipts of just how WRONG YOU ALL WERE!
ONLY A FOOL LIKE ANDREW CUOMO WOULD DARE TO UNDERESTIMATE NY VOTERS & HE FOUND OUT!
ONLY A FOOL LIKE ANDREW CUOMO WOULD DARE TO UNDERESTIMATE NY VOTERS & HE FOUND OUT!
Asbestos is just another name for Trump's "hair don't!"
June 20, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Asbestos is just another name for Trump's "hair don't!"
Says the lard ass Grifter-N-Thief who has already charged taxpayers upwards of $30M just on his weekly golfing trips..
A Buffoon-N-Creep who tweets his way through the American presidency while having absolutely no concept of what is being done in his gold leafed name..
He makes stupid look smart!
A Buffoon-N-Creep who tweets his way through the American presidency while having absolutely no concept of what is being done in his gold leafed name..
He makes stupid look smart!
June 20, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Says the lard ass Grifter-N-Thief who has already charged taxpayers upwards of $30M just on his weekly golfing trips..
A Buffoon-N-Creep who tweets his way through the American presidency while having absolutely no concept of what is being done in his gold leafed name..
He makes stupid look smart!
A Buffoon-N-Creep who tweets his way through the American presidency while having absolutely no concept of what is being done in his gold leafed name..
He makes stupid look smart!
Why not just call it "seniors hour!" It would save oodles of time and be more truthful..
"MOURNING JOKE" has become the worst 700 Club reboot ever!
Does every guest have to be an aged, angry baby boomer with a chip on his/her shoulder and an axe to grind about why life was better during Reaganism?
"MOURNING JOKE" has become the worst 700 Club reboot ever!
Does every guest have to be an aged, angry baby boomer with a chip on his/her shoulder and an axe to grind about why life was better during Reaganism?
...Phil Rosenthal, Barry McCaffrey, Marc Polymeropoulos, Sen. Jeff Merkley, Dom Chu, Lauren Leader, Rev. Al Sharpton, Elisha Wiesel, Courtney B. Vance, David Levering Lewis
June 20, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Why not just call it "seniors hour!" It would save oodles of time and be more truthful..
"MOURNING JOKE" has become the worst 700 Club reboot ever!
Does every guest have to be an aged, angry baby boomer with a chip on his/her shoulder and an axe to grind about why life was better during Reaganism?
"MOURNING JOKE" has become the worst 700 Club reboot ever!
Does every guest have to be an aged, angry baby boomer with a chip on his/her shoulder and an axe to grind about why life was better during Reaganism?
OR, How Trump played the media into talking about this would be, maybe, I'm not sure war that isn't so they'd stop discussing the Big, Ugly Bill, the kidnapping of people off the streets of America by masked gunman, his attempts to militarize US cities or the debacle of his tariff policies!!!
How Trump Shifted on Iran Under Pressure From Israel www.nytimes.com/2025/06/17/u...
How Trump Shifted on Iran Under Pressure From Israel
www.nytimes.com
June 20, 2025 at 11:17 AM
OR, How Trump played the media into talking about this would be, maybe, I'm not sure war that isn't so they'd stop discussing the Big, Ugly Bill, the kidnapping of people off the streets of America by masked gunman, his attempts to militarize US cities or the debacle of his tariff policies!!!
If it's the return of the American assassin his aim was piss poor, AGAIN!
June 20, 2025 at 11:14 AM
If it's the return of the American assassin his aim was piss poor, AGAIN!
First off the words "smart" and "Trump" are antithetical to one another..
Also, it's not America's war to fight nor is it America's war to end, it's Israel's mess let them clean it up themselves for once..
Netanyahu has taken America for granted for far too long & we need to cut the purse strings!
Also, it's not America's war to fight nor is it America's war to end, it's Israel's mess let them clean it up themselves for once..
Netanyahu has taken America for granted for far too long & we need to cut the purse strings!
The Smart Way for Trump to End the Israel-Iran War www.nytimes.com/2025/06/16/o...
Opinion | The Smart Way for Trump to End the Israel-Iran War
www.nytimes.com
June 20, 2025 at 11:14 AM
First off the words "smart" and "Trump" are antithetical to one another..
Also, it's not America's war to fight nor is it America's war to end, it's Israel's mess let them clean it up themselves for once..
Netanyahu has taken America for granted for far too long & we need to cut the purse strings!
Also, it's not America's war to fight nor is it America's war to end, it's Israel's mess let them clean it up themselves for once..
Netanyahu has taken America for granted for far too long & we need to cut the purse strings!
IT SEEMS IT'S JUST ANOTHER DAY AT THE OLD FOLKS HOME ON MOURNING JOKE WHERE TRUTH GOES TO BE CONTORTED INTO TRUMP APOLOGETIC PRETZELS...
Thurs. guest list: Sam Stein, David Ignatius, Richard Haass, Keir Simmons, Alexander Ward, Mara Gay, Mike Barnicle, David Drucker, Ian Bremmer, Rev. Al Sharpton, Courtney B. Vance, Michael Weiss, Jonathan Martin, Mark McKinnon, Matt Bradley, Lionel Boyce
June 20, 2025 at 11:09 AM
IT SEEMS IT'S JUST ANOTHER DAY AT THE OLD FOLKS HOME ON MOURNING JOKE WHERE TRUTH GOES TO BE CONTORTED INTO TRUMP APOLOGETIC PRETZELS...
In a word "dermabrasion!"
Tulsi Gabbard sidelined in Trump administration discussions on Israel and Iran www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
Tulsi Gabbard sidelined in Trump administration discussions on Israel and Iran
The MAGA rift over Iran is playing out within the administration, with Gabbard, the director of national intelligence, at odds with other top officials — and the president himself.
www.nbcnews.com
June 20, 2025 at 11:06 AM
In a word "dermabrasion!"
That's rich coming from the same Mourning Joke folk who make excuses for the Grifter-N-Thief on a daily basis but yes let's call Cuomo the real problem here..
The show's sudden kowtowing to the Trump regime is revolting, sad, & makes this show unwatchable..
That & the fact Joe is rarely on air!
The show's sudden kowtowing to the Trump regime is revolting, sad, & makes this show unwatchable..
That & the fact Joe is rarely on air!
Cuomo’s Candidacy Is a Symptom of a Bigger Democratic Problem www.nytimes.com/2025/06/19/o...
Opinion | Cuomo’s Candidacy Is a Symptom of a Bigger Democratic Problem
www.nytimes.com
June 20, 2025 at 11:05 AM
That's rich coming from the same Mourning Joke folk who make excuses for the Grifter-N-Thief on a daily basis but yes let's call Cuomo the real problem here..
The show's sudden kowtowing to the Trump regime is revolting, sad, & makes this show unwatchable..
That & the fact Joe is rarely on air!
The show's sudden kowtowing to the Trump regime is revolting, sad, & makes this show unwatchable..
That & the fact Joe is rarely on air!
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Huge crowd at Taco's parade today!
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June 15, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Huge crowd at Taco's parade today!
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Look kids it's Mattel's brand new "MENOPAUSAL BARBIE" it comes complete with vials of Botox, tiny syringes, different horse hair extensions & lots of Play Doh to use as face filler!
Collect trade all of her favorite are pornstar, stripper & pole dancing outfits!
Estrogen patches sold separately.
Collect trade all of her favorite are pornstar, stripper & pole dancing outfits!
Estrogen patches sold separately.
June 15, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Look kids it's Mattel's brand new "MENOPAUSAL BARBIE" it comes complete with vials of Botox, tiny syringes, different horse hair extensions & lots of Play Doh to use as face filler!
Collect trade all of her favorite are pornstar, stripper & pole dancing outfits!
Estrogen patches sold separately.
Collect trade all of her favorite are pornstar, stripper & pole dancing outfits!
Estrogen patches sold separately.
To be fair Kristi "Gnome," aka "Menopausal Barbie," is a severe "Botoxaholic," is suffering the after effects of her most recent Play Doh facial filler injections & is trying desperately to recreate every single one of her top selling 1970's porn movie scenes before the year's end, so there's that!
June 15, 2025 at 5:05 AM
To be fair Kristi "Gnome," aka "Menopausal Barbie," is a severe "Botoxaholic," is suffering the after effects of her most recent Play Doh facial filler injections & is trying desperately to recreate every single one of her top selling 1970's porn movie scenes before the year's end, so there's that!