Hmmm..Someone's feeling...

"Donald, order your damn Happy Meal already and roll up that damn window, take off those damn glasses & for God's sake put your toupee back on..."

Aside from unintentionally hysterical scarlet letter reference(obviously for *sshole) is Nancy Mace, Nancy Maced as I now call her after Jasmine Crockett shredded her during a C-Span live hearing, but you'd think she'd want to not keep screaming "TRANS" as much as she does given her manly features..

You gotta admit this is the greatest film casting coup in history..

If this movie promo ad is any indicator of what's to come I believe this reboot of "Dumb & Dumber" will be even better than the original.!

I hear Elon's directorial debut his DOGEbags will film, edit & create special effects!

Now this is my idea of a power suit, likely the reason why I'm not a billionaire CEO trying to burn down this democracy, but instead just a well-dressed loud mouthed, old man calling their bullsh!t out.. I'll take being the latter over the former any day of the week, twice on Sundays!!!

@jimacosta.bsky.social is still the George Clooney of anchormen !!!

I'm greatly looking forward to the moment that someone comes forward to wipe his smug "yeah, I'm a rapist, a predator, a racist, an open joke, a disgrace to both this country & my own Mother.. ": smirk the f*ck off of his admittedly well-chiseled face..

Sorry, my bad.. STAY FOCUSED GURL.!!

"C'mon Melania he didn't really bury the mother of his 3 adult children somewhere on one of his"Putz-Putz" golf courses, did he.?"

"Yes darling, like a bag of mulch..! I'm so glad I took Jeffrey Epstein's advice & sperm donation, God forbid Barron should have come from that man's genetic cesspool!"

"You heard me correctly.. For the next 15 minutes we will both be in the men's restroom on our knees "performing" private prayer sessions.. And yes we do offer a group rate..
Amen!!
Ahhh.. many, many, MANY men!"

SSSSHHHHHH!!!!

If you're very, very quiet you might even hear the ketchup stained plates actually smashing against the Oval Office walls right about now...

‘Emilia Pérez’ Star Karla Sofía Gascón Becomes First Openly Trans Actor Nominated for an Oscar

I guess it really ain't over til the fat lady sings!!!

Melania Trump seen here inconsolable moments after being informed that she's just become "The First Widow.."

Apparently, "be best" actually refers to..

What would "be best" for Melanoma Trump would be if Don'Old would...
"Just die already!"

Dear God who's going to break the news to Don'Old that as part of MCDonald's DEI initiative efforts they're publicly supporting the Hamburglar's transitioning!!!

The news is going to cause him to suffer the ultimate "Big Mac Attack!!"

"Hurry, get a Defibrillator!"

Call Walter Reed Hospital!

If Republicans still feel the need to truly punish American women for daring to try & seek abortion care services they might instead try using this frightening image first..

After all it's Stephen Miller's wife's preferred form of prophylactic to avoid sex altogether!!