Or if one sold a bag of coke, found a bag of coke, left a bag of coke, planted a bag of coke, hidden a bag of coke, smoked a bag of coke, mainlined a bag of coke I mean the possibilities are simply endless & I'm only contemplating the actions of Don Jr over the course of a single afternoon..

The irony is, until Mamdani won the primary Laura Lunatic was proudly amplifying the conspiracy theory 9/11 was a false flag operation, an inside job conducted by the "deep state.."

It seems her racism has taken over her crazy, once again, to come up with this new spin on the events of 9/11..

My apologies for dragging the good name of a good-natured cartoon clown into the muck!

Still you have to admit I was on the mark here. This is a US Senator who seems not to know where his missing dentures are half the time he's on camera who genuinely fools his own voters w/his hillbilly schtick..

Melanoma Trump, America's First Foreign Cancer is a former porn star masquerading as a "model" while refusing to perform the privileged position of America's First Lady, likely because although illiterate our "Be Best" friend at least knows the words "shameful," "disgraceful," & "unpopular!"

It seems the truth and facts are getting Susan Collins "worried & concerned" again folks, in all that was just spoken about tens of thousands of children dying Collins only heard some sort of non-audible, couched insult of Trump's creepy as f*ck beancounter as the thing to take exception with!

Clearly, Pam Bondi needs to think about cutting back on the amount of Adderall she's been buying from of Don Jr because it starting to really show in her off the rails, incoherent public rantings like this one where she screeched endlessly on while never answering a simple direct question.

Exactly, although I admittedly did enjoy the initial days of the two of them squirming through hours of mansplained hypocrisy trying to justify the unjustifiable by claiming "it just made editorial sense to have access to the next POTUS"

So when exactly will Trump be appearing on Mourning Joke?

As a gay with good "aesthetic genetics" I guess I ought to disclose I also find Mika's hair "don't" an abomination to good colorists the world over, the dark roots, the uneven highlights, the blobs of "blorange" chunks that go untoned all make it hard to watch her use that tiny sip straw on set!

I would feel bad but she is super annoying, super pretentious & likely only married Scarborough as an act of rebellion against her "daddy issues!"

I personally don't mind Joe, don't often agree with his views, but at least he's got a moral spine unlike her..

Senator Foghorn Leghorn is actually doing his best hillbilly, inbred, incel trailer park trash translation here to cover up for the fact he's an elitist, Rhodes Scholar educated prick who's only concerns are his own personal wealth, power & influence but sells this apparent "dumb as a bag of rocks"

While making history for himself as this being likely the first and only time Mr. Combs is seemingly speechless and has nothing to say about himself in a public forum!

What's wrong Diddy, or is it "Diddlin'" , it's hard to keep track of your ever changing monikers but "convict #..." will be easy!

The GOP is, statistically speaking, has far more reported incidents, nationally, of male members their party who are arrested, prosecuted, imprisoned, or who are forced to resign from office under allegations of either child or female related sexual abuse.

The Party of family values, my ass!

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE tell me there's a video capturing the moment!