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Professor of Tetrapyloctomy
@thenullhypothesis.bsky.social
I write. I research and write. I make stuff up and write.

ESOL/ELL/MLL teacher/researcher/deep sigher
What happens when Santa gets fed up and sings about what he really thinks?

On BandCamp: thenullhypothesis.bandcamp.com/track/santas...
December 24, 2025 at 12:07 PM
#doodlesky #drawing #draw

Drew some dancers. Don't know why.
December 10, 2025 at 12:21 PM
#newmusic #musicsky #noveltymusic #musicianfeed #musicproduction #indiemusic #music #musicians #originalmusic

Santa Claus picks up the guitar and tells you what he really thinks.

Song: "Santa's Lament"

Lyrics in the alt-text,

Song on Band Camp: thenullhypothesis.bandcamp.com/track/santas...
December 9, 2025 at 10:07 PM
#firstpagefriday #firstfourpagesfriday #scriptsky #stuntscript

Okay okay, I know, but #1 its alliterative and #2 this one needs four pages to get going properly.

It's "Foucault's Pendulum", a stunt script based on the novel by Umberto Eco.

Three friends create the greatest conspiracy theory ever
December 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
#drawing #art #doodle #procrastinate
Taking a break from writing to doodle.
Not sure what the story is here.
November 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
#firstpagefriday #scriptsky
#StuntScript

Anyone ever read "Foucault's Pendulum" by Umberto Eco and think, The Name of the Rose was a great movie! Why isn't Foucault's Pendulum a movie?

Well, because the book is too damn long to be a movie.

So I adapted it into a four-episode mini-series.
November 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Still doodling instead of writing.
#notwritesky #notscriptsky #doodle #procrastinationnation
September 15, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Help settle an argument:

If I use IDENTICAL TEABAGS and put one in a large mug and one in a small cup and fill each with water, which cup has more "tea" in it?

Different amounts of WATER, sure, but I argue that the amount of "tea" (the leaves) is the same.

Others disagree.
#WhatIsTea #science
July 29, 2025 at 3:18 PM
July 9, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Feeling some Utah Phillips right about now.

"A Robin Hood bandit gives away privately what he steals publicly and a philanthropist...well, you figure it out."

#Workersoftheworld #HoboNation #ThereNeedsToBeAMovieAboutThisGuy

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTDb...
Utah Phillips - This Land Is Not Our Land
YouTube video by BCTGM Local 351 AFL-CIO, CLC
www.youtube.com
July 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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POSEIDON'S GATE

After inheriting their family's beachfront amusement park, Hunter and Cellar Kellington have four months to make it profitable or see their family legacy demolished for a condo development.

TED LASSO x THE GOOD PLACE

#ScreenPit #comedySeries
June 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Mermania!
A broke office worker, desperate for a promotion, attends a work-sponsored booze cruise to schmooze the boss, but instead of a VP position, she must fight against getting permanently downsized (ripped apart) by a rampaging merman unleashed by the company.
#Screenpit #HoCo #Fea #Cfin #SeRe
June 25, 2025 at 3:03 PM
HOME FOR MONSTERS

Humans didn't know magic even existed until it ended. Now the creatures of myth and nightmare must learn to survive in our world. Enemies forced to live together.

Feature film prequel; half-hour series

#screenpit #scriptsky #co #su #DrDy #SeRe
June 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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KHALID AND THE GREAT BEYOND

When an atheistic physicist dies, he and the Goddess of Safe Returns must determine why the dead are going to the wrong afterlives and prevent the destruction of reality.

#ScreenPit #Fea #Co #PG13 #SeRe #Cov #ISA #40up
June 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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HERE SHE COMES

An introverted South Asian woman having the worst sex of her life falls ass-backwards into the adult toy biz much to the chagrin of her eccentric but traditional Indian family.

2 x TV Pilot Winner, Runner Up

#ScreenPit #Scriptsky #Co #Pi #div
June 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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THE BATTLE OF LOS ANGELES
An American man building his dream home and preparing for an inevitable attack by the Japanese, is thrown for a loop when the U.S. Army shoots the heck out of a bright orange object in the sky, destroying his new home. #ScreenPit #SFi #Fea #Cov #ISA
June 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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COMPLEX KILLER

Escaping an abusive marriage has a woman moving to an apartment complex with live/work/play options & tight security but missing women & disinterested cops have her playing detective despite her fear it may be her ex.
#screenpit #th #fea
June 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
SATAN ❤️ CTHULHU!

What happens when the mother of the Antichrist meets the Son of Cthulhu? Love of course! And the end of the world, but whose apocalypse is it going to be? Kisses and curses abound in "Satan Loves Cthulhu"!

feature film

#scriptsky #screenpit #Ro #Su #HoCo #SeRe
June 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
MARRIED WITH MUTANTS

Zombies, mutants, cannibals and warlords all come and go as Terry, Astor, and Slug try to get by in this post-apocalyptic world that has many of the same problems as our own.

Half hour comedy series.

#scriptsky #screenpit #Co #hoco #Pi
June 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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THE JUDAS APOCALYPSE

During WWII, a bookish archaeologist embarks on a perilous quest for a long lost treasure that the Church has zealously kept hidden for centuries.

Top 1% Coverfly
Semifinalist, Austin Film Festival 2024
Finalist, Barnstorm Fest 2024

#ScriptSky #ScreenPit #fea #ac #ad
June 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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WHENCE: Trapped within the borders of a small town consistently plagued by supernatural monsters, an ostracized trio of misfits get a chance to be heroes when the towns original protectors meet an untimely end.

Buffy meets It’s Always Sunny

#screenpit #co #ac #div #lgbtq #pi
#sere #cfin
June 25, 2025 at 5:39 PM
The Universe's Biggest Bounty

A misfit group of the universe’s deadliest bounty hunters must work together against corporations, governments, mercenaries and each other to bring in the biggest bounty ever offered.

Animated sci-fi western comedy

#SFi #Co #YA #An

#screenpit
#scriptsky
June 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
If anyone would like to trade scripts for feedback, I am off for the summer (being an English teacher and all that) and have time to read!

I have a couple of features and some half-hour pilots.

#scriptsky #scriptsky+ #summercoverage #hotwritersummer
#picnotrelated
June 12, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I wrote a song for a script I'm only halfway through the first draft of.
This is procrastination!
#scriptsky #scriptsky+ #procrastinationNation
April 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
All my projects are side projects.
April 27, 2025 at 11:40 PM