Michael Brennan
@mpb07.bsky.social
Screenwriter, Movie Lover, Hope to High-Five a Sea Lion Someday.
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Michael Brennan
@mpb07.bsky.social
· Mar 5
Reading a biography of Jesse James' lesser known brother, Jazzy James. He wasn't much of an outlaw, but oh how he loved the dance
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there’s a new charmin commercial where the teenage daughter of the shitting bear family is an influencer reviewing charmin for her channel or whatever. i don’t approve of this. why can’t the shitting bear child be a surgeon. or a celebrated academic
November 17, 2025 at 2:09 AM
there’s a new charmin commercial where the teenage daughter of the shitting bear family is an influencer reviewing charmin for her channel or whatever. i don’t approve of this. why can’t the shitting bear child be a surgeon. or a celebrated academic
Ronald McDonald’s wife was made from one of his McRibs according to the McBible
Thanks for following
Thanks for following
November 17, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Ronald McDonald’s wife was made from one of his McRibs according to the McBible
Thanks for following
Thanks for following
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You have just made a powerful enemy
*gives you the cookie with only one chocolate chip*
*gives you the cookie with only one chocolate chip*
March 9, 2025 at 8:24 AM
You have just made a powerful enemy
*gives you the cookie with only one chocolate chip*
*gives you the cookie with only one chocolate chip*
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The 80s were a time when Al Bundy, an idiot shoe salesman, could afford a 3 bedroom home in Chicago.
November 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The 80s were a time when Al Bundy, an idiot shoe salesman, could afford a 3 bedroom home in Chicago.
Producer: We need villains for our next Godzilla movie. Thoughts?
Exec 1: A pterodactyl?
Exec 2: A robot doppelgänger?
Exec 3, wearing a sweater riddled with holes: How about he punches a giant moth right in its stupid fucking face
Exec 1: A pterodactyl?
Exec 2: A robot doppelgänger?
Exec 3, wearing a sweater riddled with holes: How about he punches a giant moth right in its stupid fucking face
November 11, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Producer: We need villains for our next Godzilla movie. Thoughts?
Exec 1: A pterodactyl?
Exec 2: A robot doppelgänger?
Exec 3, wearing a sweater riddled with holes: How about he punches a giant moth right in its stupid fucking face
Exec 1: A pterodactyl?
Exec 2: A robot doppelgänger?
Exec 3, wearing a sweater riddled with holes: How about he punches a giant moth right in its stupid fucking face
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croissant inventor: how bout bread that explodes when you touch it
December 14, 2024 at 6:13 PM
croissant inventor: how bout bread that explodes when you touch it
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am I smarter than a 5th grader? buddy, I'm not even smarter than me when I was in fifth grade
November 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM
am I smarter than a 5th grader? buddy, I'm not even smarter than me when I was in fifth grade
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In high school, I was voted most likely to die one day short of retirement
November 9, 2025 at 10:40 PM
In high school, I was voted most likely to die one day short of retirement
Don’t dwell on mistakes you made in the past. You have an entire lifetime of mistakes to make ahead of you.
November 4, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Don’t dwell on mistakes you made in the past. You have an entire lifetime of mistakes to make ahead of you.
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#scriptsky / #filmsky community
We are excited to announce that the submission portal for the 2026 Grey List is NOW OPEN!!
Head over now and nominate the best scripts you've read from writers over 40 (that includes yourself).
You can scan the QR code in the image below 👇or use the link in my bio.
We are excited to announce that the submission portal for the 2026 Grey List is NOW OPEN!!
Head over now and nominate the best scripts you've read from writers over 40 (that includes yourself).
You can scan the QR code in the image below 👇or use the link in my bio.
November 3, 2025 at 4:54 PM
#scriptsky / #filmsky community
We are excited to announce that the submission portal for the 2026 Grey List is NOW OPEN!!
Head over now and nominate the best scripts you've read from writers over 40 (that includes yourself).
You can scan the QR code in the image below 👇or use the link in my bio.
We are excited to announce that the submission portal for the 2026 Grey List is NOW OPEN!!
Head over now and nominate the best scripts you've read from writers over 40 (that includes yourself).
You can scan the QR code in the image below 👇or use the link in my bio.
Me: I have acrophobia
Friend: yeah, I’m afraid of heights too
Me, legit fucking terrified of acrobats: what?
Friend: yeah, I’m afraid of heights too
Me, legit fucking terrified of acrobats: what?
November 2, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Me: I have acrophobia
Friend: yeah, I’m afraid of heights too
Me, legit fucking terrified of acrobats: what?
Friend: yeah, I’m afraid of heights too
Me, legit fucking terrified of acrobats: what?
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I accidentally wrote grateful as "gratefuk."
It sounds like something Doc Brown would say in the Rated R version of Back to the Future.
"Great Fuck, Marty, the flux capacitor is hella murked, bruh!"
It sounds like something Doc Brown would say in the Rated R version of Back to the Future.
"Great Fuck, Marty, the flux capacitor is hella murked, bruh!"
October 21, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I accidentally wrote grateful as "gratefuk."
It sounds like something Doc Brown would say in the Rated R version of Back to the Future.
"Great Fuck, Marty, the flux capacitor is hella murked, bruh!"
It sounds like something Doc Brown would say in the Rated R version of Back to the Future.
"Great Fuck, Marty, the flux capacitor is hella murked, bruh!"
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Mike's Hard Existential Dread
October 13, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Mike's Hard Existential Dread
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Here are the locations of the missing items in your home:
The TV remote is in the bathroom
The kitchen scissors are under your kid's bed
Your keys are behind the toaster
And your chapstick is gone forever - give up on that one
The TV remote is in the bathroom
The kitchen scissors are under your kid's bed
Your keys are behind the toaster
And your chapstick is gone forever - give up on that one
September 18, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Here are the locations of the missing items in your home:
The TV remote is in the bathroom
The kitchen scissors are under your kid's bed
Your keys are behind the toaster
And your chapstick is gone forever - give up on that one
The TV remote is in the bathroom
The kitchen scissors are under your kid's bed
Your keys are behind the toaster
And your chapstick is gone forever - give up on that one
Because I know zero or even 1 of you is dying for this, here are my 2025, 31 days of horror watches. Horror is year round for me, but October is special. And I got to see several classics in the theater this year. The list:
10/1 - House on Eden (2025)
10/2 - Good Boy (2025)
10/3 - Bone Lake (2024)
10/1 - House on Eden (2025)
10/2 - Good Boy (2025)
10/3 - Bone Lake (2024)
October 31, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Because I know zero or even 1 of you is dying for this, here are my 2025, 31 days of horror watches. Horror is year round for me, but October is special. And I got to see several classics in the theater this year. The list:
10/1 - House on Eden (2025)
10/2 - Good Boy (2025)
10/3 - Bone Lake (2024)
10/1 - House on Eden (2025)
10/2 - Good Boy (2025)
10/3 - Bone Lake (2024)
The biggest mindfuck of getting older is when things that happened yesterday feel like they happened 30 years ago and things that happened 30 years ago feel like they happened yesterday. Why did no one prepare me for this?
October 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The biggest mindfuck of getting older is when things that happened yesterday feel like they happened 30 years ago and things that happened 30 years ago feel like they happened yesterday. Why did no one prepare me for this?
Perfectly stated.
A cartoonist's review of AI art - The Oatmeal
This is a comic about AI art.
theoatmeal.com
October 7, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Perfectly stated.
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Great to have all of these people in the same place at the same time for the first time in a LONG time! I’d steal from Terry Benedict with this crew!
@iboldsluglines.bsky.social
@gcgeek.bsky.social
@mpb07.bsky.social
#frightreadsbookfestival
#TheNightWatchmen
@iboldsluglines.bsky.social
@gcgeek.bsky.social
@mpb07.bsky.social
#frightreadsbookfestival
#TheNightWatchmen
September 15, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Great to have all of these people in the same place at the same time for the first time in a LONG time! I’d steal from Terry Benedict with this crew!
@iboldsluglines.bsky.social
@gcgeek.bsky.social
@mpb07.bsky.social
#frightreadsbookfestival
#TheNightWatchmen
@iboldsluglines.bsky.social
@gcgeek.bsky.social
@mpb07.bsky.social
#frightreadsbookfestival
#TheNightWatchmen
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Absolutely honored to collaborate with pro screenwriter & content creator Nic Curcio for an exclusive launch vid:
Follow him on IG (NicolasCurcio) & TikTok (NicolasCurcioWriter) for the full video! Here’s a clip!
Follow him on IG (NicolasCurcio) & TikTok (NicolasCurcioWriter) for the full video! Here’s a clip!
September 8, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Absolutely honored to collaborate with pro screenwriter & content creator Nic Curcio for an exclusive launch vid:
Follow him on IG (NicolasCurcio) & TikTok (NicolasCurcioWriter) for the full video! Here’s a clip!
Follow him on IG (NicolasCurcio) & TikTok (NicolasCurcioWriter) for the full video! Here’s a clip!
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Lights. Camera. RADNESS—
For your consideration, The Stunt List S4 presents the premiere of an original series from an Oscar-winner, never-before-seen pages from a comedy legend, & introduces emerging scribes who are HOT (on the page) but don’t know it—
Marquee preview below #scriptsky 👇🏻
For your consideration, The Stunt List S4 presents the premiere of an original series from an Oscar-winner, never-before-seen pages from a comedy legend, & introduces emerging scribes who are HOT (on the page) but don’t know it—
Marquee preview below #scriptsky 👇🏻
September 8, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Lights. Camera. RADNESS—
For your consideration, The Stunt List S4 presents the premiere of an original series from an Oscar-winner, never-before-seen pages from a comedy legend, & introduces emerging scribes who are HOT (on the page) but don’t know it—
Marquee preview below #scriptsky 👇🏻
For your consideration, The Stunt List S4 presents the premiere of an original series from an Oscar-winner, never-before-seen pages from a comedy legend, & introduces emerging scribes who are HOT (on the page) but don’t know it—
Marquee preview below #scriptsky 👇🏻
Not unlike Jay-Z, I too have 99 problems, but I round them up to 100 because of my OCD
September 5, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Not unlike Jay-Z, I too have 99 problems, but I round them up to 100 because of my OCD
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A wasp’s nest is just a goth piñata
August 13, 2025 at 6:01 AM
A wasp’s nest is just a goth piñata
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I’m smart but I’m nondirectionally smart
That means I’m not good at anything
That means I’m not good at anything
August 16, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I’m smart but I’m nondirectionally smart
That means I’m not good at anything
That means I’m not good at anything
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DTF stands for Decided To Floss.
August 12, 2025 at 12:30 PM
DTF stands for Decided To Floss.
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I put on my t-shirt like everyone else. With a cannon.
August 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I put on my t-shirt like everyone else. With a cannon.