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Julian Martin
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Novels @Amazon, multi-genre screenplay QFs & SFs. Silly/serious ratio may vary from moment to moment...


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All the infamous Juni-Q wanted was to be a movie producer and get her film distributed, but a rich and powerful stalker who gets her into the Mariposa Film Festival may be luring her to her doom...

Sequel to Juni-Q and the Secrecy of Desire
#booksky
Daring the universe has its risks. There may be a silver lining on this latest doozy though...
November 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Changed my moderation settings so I can see all your rude posts.
November 14, 2025 at 3:17 PM
A couple years ago I casually thought, "It will be amazing when they integrate AI into kids toys," and then forgot about the subject. Of course, in 2025 this doesn't surprise me in the least. A very, very bad idea!
We did it!!!
November 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Spam Call Blocker blocked 73 calls today. They started at thirty a day.
November 13, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Sometimes you get punched so hard you flip through the air and land on your feet again.
captain america is standing in front of a building and says i can do this all day .
ALT: captain america is standing in front of a building and says i can do this all day .
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November 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I might need to purify myself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.
November 12, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Read a thread on a subreddit dedicated to AI-generated music, and absolutely everyone involved was spiritually a zombie.
November 9, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I hustled my two novels for seven hours straight today.

I wonder how much my year of hawking windows and exterior coating in booths across San Diego County helped me and how much it hurt me.
November 9, 2025 at 5:42 AM
The bookmarks were a big hit at the book festival. Going to order more of those. I have to, there are only seven left. My box of 100 business cards will last me a while longer.

However, I wonder if taking the bookmark or business card was a way to more easily sidestep purchasing a book.
November 9, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Ready to go for the Twin Cities Book Festival!!!

Say happy birthday to the boy if you stop by:)
#booksky
November 8, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Two of the most badass hours I've spent in a theater seat.
In Minneapolis with my boy, deciding to spend the evening watching Predator Badlands at an IMAX theater.
November 8, 2025 at 4:09 AM
In Minneapolis with my boy, deciding to spend the evening watching Predator Badlands at an IMAX theater.
November 8, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Excited for this! Two books to sell now, thousands of potential readers!
#booksky
November 7, 2025 at 4:44 PM
A mouse ate my nuts.
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Getting several of these a day now. Clearly the scammers have snagged Juni-Q without purchasing it (trust me, I know my sales figures) and fed it into their AI, which is good at this kind of empty fluffery.

Now if only I could get a new review from a real human on Amazon or Goodreads...
#booksky
November 4, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Unlike Dick Cheney jokes, this is too soon.
November 4, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Reposted by Julian Martin
#scriptsky / #filmsky community

We are excited to announce that the submission portal for the 2026 Grey List is NOW OPEN!!

Head over now and nominate the best scripts you've read from writers over 40 (that includes yourself).

You can scan the QR code in the image below 👇or use the link in my bio.
November 3, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Again, not really wrong about Juni-Q, but still AI-generated spam.
#booksky
November 3, 2025 at 4:57 PM
The Oppenheimer backlash is a little tired.
November 2, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I don't intend to be a sonovabitch, but you're gonna have to say, "Trick or treat!" to get candy. Those are actually the rules.
a cartoon character is holding a newspaper that says " old man yells at cloud "
ALT: a cartoon character is holding a newspaper that says " old man yells at cloud "
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October 31, 2025 at 11:24 PM
For #FunPageFriday, from my Marx Brothers homage Poppycock: the cosmic trio meet the POTUS.

Not that far from reality, I admit.
#scriptsky #marxbrothers #comedy
October 31, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Reposted by Julian Martin
My workmate did this great book trailer for IN THE DESERT, out 3-3-2026!
Sound on x
October 31, 2025 at 1:21 PM
My friend just finished his incredible four-part series on Siouxsie and the Banshees on Substack. Absolutely worth reading and exploring this legendary band. I was a fan of their hits but this inspired me to listen to their entire discography. Epic.

open.substack.com/pub/aawan12/...
October 30, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I got the anti-Christ on my case, someone call that crackhead Thiel.
October 28, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Snarky draft of a post deleted.
October 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM