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Julian Martin
@julianmartin.bsky.social
Novels @Amazon, multi-genre screenplay QFs & SFs. Silly/serious ratio may vary from moment to moment...


julianmartinwriter.com
Ready to go for the Twin Cities Book Festival!!!

Say happy birthday to the boy if you stop by:)
#booksky
November 8, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Excited for this! Two books to sell now, thousands of potential readers!
#booksky
November 7, 2025 at 4:44 PM
A mouse ate my nuts.
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Getting several of these a day now. Clearly the scammers have snagged Juni-Q without purchasing it (trust me, I know my sales figures) and fed it into their AI, which is good at this kind of empty fluffery.

Now if only I could get a new review from a real human on Amazon or Goodreads...
#booksky
November 4, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Unlike Dick Cheney jokes, this is too soon.
November 4, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Again, not really wrong about Juni-Q, but still AI-generated spam.
#booksky
November 3, 2025 at 4:57 PM
For #FunPageFriday, from my Marx Brothers homage Poppycock: the cosmic trio meet the POTUS.

Not that far from reality, I admit.
#scriptsky #marxbrothers #comedy
October 31, 2025 at 1:26 PM
My friend just finished his incredible four-part series on Siouxsie and the Banshees on Substack. Absolutely worth reading and exploring this legendary band. I was a fan of their hits but this inspired me to listen to their entire discography. Epic.

open.substack.com/pub/aawan12/...
October 30, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I got the anti-Christ on my case, someone call that crackhead Thiel.
October 28, 2025 at 4:53 PM
My screenwriter buddy has put Cannibal Properties in his producer's hands. Cross your fingers for me, folks!
#scriptsky
October 26, 2025 at 2:23 AM
It doesn't take much to fill an author's heart with joy. Just a random plunge on #KindleUnlimited would do...
October 24, 2025 at 3:54 AM
When you write a horror movie that's too scary...
#scriptsky
October 22, 2025 at 7:29 PM
People saying my scripts are "challenging" give me hope that someone great will appreciate them one day.
October 22, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I want this again
#scriptsky
October 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Ordered! I couldn't get a good screen cap of the back, but you get the idea, same concept as the front.
October 21, 2025 at 11:27 PM
This time I'm gonna have business cards and a QR code sign for my website, as I saw others doing last time. Maybe I should look into ordering bookmarks too, while there's still time...
#booksky
October 21, 2025 at 11:13 PM
WTF did I do to these mothereffers?
October 21, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Two days of Spam Blocker:
October 17, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Happy new album day for #TheLastDinnerParty, 'From the Pyre.' Beautiful, melodramatic, ethereal goddess rock.
October 17, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I assume the parasites just used AI. They didn't read a damn word of it.
October 14, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Changing that setting didn't do a damn thing.
October 13, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Watching a movie from 2009 (A Serious Man, to prepare for @blankcheck.bsky.social) and it has so much color it looks like Day-Glo.
October 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
This you, Sheila? You can make it work:)
October 7, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Today is indeed a huge day in the #music world.

Sparks released an outstanding EP as an addendum to their album MAD!

MADDER!
#sparks #sparksera
October 3, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Save the date!
#booksky
October 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM