Nick Salve 🏳️🌈
@nicksalve.com
Software Engineer, Writer, Director, Filmmaker, Musician, Disney Addict, Transit Enthusiast, Hydrated
📍Southern Maine, USA 🙄
He/Him
📍Southern Maine, USA 🙄
He/Him
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Nick Salve 🏳️🌈
@nicksalve.com
· Jun 26
POSEIDON'S GATE
After inheriting their family's beachfront amusement park, Hunter and Cellar Kellington have four months to make it profitable or see their family legacy demolished for a condo development.
TED LASSO x THE GOOD PLACE
#ScreenPit #comedySeries
After inheriting their family's beachfront amusement park, Hunter and Cellar Kellington have four months to make it profitable or see their family legacy demolished for a condo development.
TED LASSO x THE GOOD PLACE
#ScreenPit #comedySeries
Went to a basketball game last night. The Hype Squad did a routine to a remix of Pour Some Sugar on Me. I was like "wtf is this?"
I'm old now.
I'm old now.
January 10, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Went to a basketball game last night. The Hype Squad did a routine to a remix of Pour Some Sugar on Me. I was like "wtf is this?"
I'm old now.
I'm old now.
If you really hate vibrant colors, is that Chromatic Abhoration?
January 10, 2026 at 9:52 PM
If you really hate vibrant colors, is that Chromatic Abhoration?
The Onion used to be satire...
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DHS Warns Any Action By Americans Will Be Treated As Domestic Terrorism
YouTube video by The Onion
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January 10, 2026 at 6:16 PM
The Onion used to be satire...
youtube.com/shorts/-Tu9E...
youtube.com/shorts/-Tu9E...
Nearly 9 years ago, I bought these #Mackie CR3 speakers for my computer. After a couple of years, a switch in them broke so Mackie sent me a replacement pair. I soldered the switch and hooked the "broken" set to my TV. After all this time, they finally died. Ordered a new pair today. 10/10.
January 9, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Nearly 9 years ago, I bought these #Mackie CR3 speakers for my computer. After a couple of years, a switch in them broke so Mackie sent me a replacement pair. I soldered the switch and hooked the "broken" set to my TV. After all this time, they finally died. Ordered a new pair today. 10/10.
So I'm just gonna stay inside for the next 3 years in fear of getting shot.
January 8, 2026 at 11:40 PM
So I'm just gonna stay inside for the next 3 years in fear of getting shot.
If only they could get a do-over @pressherald.com
January 8, 2026 at 11:37 PM
If only they could get a do-over @pressherald.com
Delicious food doesn't have to be beef
Butterflied Grilled Shrimp Salad with Lemon-Dijon Dressing 🔥🍤
Recipe👉 zimmysnook.ca/butterflied-...
Winter grilling never tasted so fresh! Cold air, warm grill, big flavour!
Video in comments👇
#Foodie #grilling #shrimp #BBQmunity
Recipe👉 zimmysnook.ca/butterflied-...
Winter grilling never tasted so fresh! Cold air, warm grill, big flavour!
Video in comments👇
#Foodie #grilling #shrimp #BBQmunity
January 8, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Delicious food doesn't have to be beef
You're a great person with great skills and you're gonna do great.
January 8, 2026 at 10:57 PM
You're a great person with great skills and you're gonna do great.
I wish I were famous enough to have Mythical Kitchen make me a last meal.
January 8, 2026 at 10:23 PM
I wish I were famous enough to have Mythical Kitchen make me a last meal.
I was talking to my therapist today and she kept pressing me to put my feelings into words... (Fucking therapists)
So I said this:
"Stories and ideas are like this sludge... And if I don't get them out, they make my brain stop working correctly. Does that make sense?"
It did not make sense.
So I said this:
"Stories and ideas are like this sludge... And if I don't get them out, they make my brain stop working correctly. Does that make sense?"
It did not make sense.
January 8, 2026 at 1:06 AM
I was talking to my therapist today and she kept pressing me to put my feelings into words... (Fucking therapists)
So I said this:
"Stories and ideas are like this sludge... And if I don't get them out, they make my brain stop working correctly. Does that make sense?"
It did not make sense.
So I said this:
"Stories and ideas are like this sludge... And if I don't get them out, they make my brain stop working correctly. Does that make sense?"
It did not make sense.
I feel like this post was better than y'all gave me credit for.
Austin Powers never had an Abuela and doesn't understand the power of La Chancla.
a man in a blue robe says " who throws a shoe honestly ? "
Alt: Austin Powers saying, "who throws a shoe? honestly!?"
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January 8, 2026 at 1:04 AM
I feel like this post was better than y'all gave me credit for.
My dog keeps chewing on this little squirrel toy with a squeaker inside and this is what it sounds like:
youtu.be/nYk3LvHMPWM?...
youtu.be/nYk3LvHMPWM?...
shoe gets dipped from who framed Roger Rabbit
YouTube video by Mike El Gamal
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January 8, 2026 at 12:57 AM
My dog keeps chewing on this little squirrel toy with a squeaker inside and this is what it sounds like:
youtu.be/nYk3LvHMPWM?...
youtu.be/nYk3LvHMPWM?...
One must be careful when grabbing ingredients to make an Old Fashioned.
January 7, 2026 at 11:36 PM
One must be careful when grabbing ingredients to make an Old Fashioned.
I have no reason being this good at making soup.
January 5, 2026 at 6:07 PM
I have no reason being this good at making soup.
We won't take the train because it isn't practical.
We won't invest in rail because nobody uses it.
Repeat.
We won't invest in rail because nobody uses it.
Repeat.
January 5, 2026 at 4:22 PM
We won't take the train because it isn't practical.
We won't invest in rail because nobody uses it.
Repeat.
We won't invest in rail because nobody uses it.
Repeat.
I saw an eagle standing on a chunk of ice floating in the river... Like... Get a fucking job, eagle.
January 3, 2026 at 4:46 AM
I saw an eagle standing on a chunk of ice floating in the river... Like... Get a fucking job, eagle.
About 20 years ago, I wrote a silly poem where I was just playing with words and sounds... I always wanted to turn it into a song. Tonight, I wrote a little chorus/hook for it and sent it to Songer. This is actually pretty cool
nicksalve.com/music/Lyrica...
nicksalve.com/music/Lyrica...
nicksalve.com
January 3, 2026 at 3:56 AM
About 20 years ago, I wrote a silly poem where I was just playing with words and sounds... I always wanted to turn it into a song. Tonight, I wrote a little chorus/hook for it and sent it to Songer. This is actually pretty cool
nicksalve.com/music/Lyrica...
nicksalve.com/music/Lyrica...
2025 - An AI Musical
YouTube video by Nick Salve
youtu.be
January 2, 2026 at 10:27 PM
How I am walking out of 2025
youtu.be/9KYrqmQdvsI?...
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December 31, 2025 at 2:20 PM
How I am walking out of 2025
youtu.be/9KYrqmQdvsI?...
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Stating the problem is not a solution.
America has 925 billionaires as of this year. Collectively they have a record $6.9 trillion in wealth.
The bottom 50% of Americans control $4.2 trillion in wealth.
When 925 people control more wealth than half a country’s population, we have a very serious problem.
The bottom 50% of Americans control $4.2 trillion in wealth.
When 925 people control more wealth than half a country’s population, we have a very serious problem.
December 28, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Stating the problem is not a solution.
People out there like "I've got a 12/12 pitch roof."
Is it really that hard to say "I have a 45⁰ roof?"
Do they think people don't understand angles?
Is it really that hard to say "I have a 45⁰ roof?"
Do they think people don't understand angles?
December 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
People out there like "I've got a 12/12 pitch roof."
Is it really that hard to say "I have a 45⁰ roof?"
Do they think people don't understand angles?
Is it really that hard to say "I have a 45⁰ roof?"
Do they think people don't understand angles?