Nick Salve 🏳️🌈
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Software Engineer, Writer, Director, Filmmaker, Musician, Disney Addict, Transit Enthusiast, Hydrated
📍Southern Maine, USA 🙄
He/Him
Software Engineer, Writer, Director, Filmmaker, Musician, Disney Addict, Transit Enthusiast, Hydrated
📍Southern Maine, USA 🙄
He/Him
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Nick Salve 🏳️🌈
@nicksalve.com
· Jun 26
POSEIDON'S GATE
After inheriting their family's beachfront amusement park, Hunter and Cellar Kellington have four months to make it profitable or see their family legacy demolished for a condo development.
TED LASSO x THE GOOD PLACE
#ScreenPit #comedySeries
After inheriting their family's beachfront amusement park, Hunter and Cellar Kellington have four months to make it profitable or see their family legacy demolished for a condo development.
TED LASSO x THE GOOD PLACE
#ScreenPit #comedySeries
Of all the cooking instructions I come across, "let stand before eating" is definitely the one I struggle with the most.
November 17, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Of all the cooking instructions I come across, "let stand before eating" is definitely the one I struggle with the most.
I switched to salmon sushi because @hankgreen.bsky.social made me worry about mercury. Why do facts have to interfere with happiness all the time?
November 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I switched to salmon sushi because @hankgreen.bsky.social made me worry about mercury. Why do facts have to interfere with happiness all the time?
Y'all give Gen Alpha shit for watching "brain rot" but like.... The Real Lives of Mormon Wives is a thing so maybe just take a breath
November 12, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Y'all give Gen Alpha shit for watching "brain rot" but like.... The Real Lives of Mormon Wives is a thing so maybe just take a breath
"Despair is a lie even if a very convincing one." - @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM
"Despair is a lie even if a very convincing one." - @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social
To all my teachers through all my life: I was applying myself, just not toward reading "The Great Gatsby" or whatever you were peddling...
November 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
To all my teachers through all my life: I was applying myself, just not toward reading "The Great Gatsby" or whatever you were peddling...
@blender.org I'm not sure how to get your attention but you should consider affiliating with YourCause. My company (and thousands of others) will match my donation to affiliated organizations. You could significantly increase your revenue.
November 10, 2025 at 4:15 PM
@blender.org I'm not sure how to get your attention but you should consider affiliating with YourCause. My company (and thousands of others) will match my donation to affiliated organizations. You could significantly increase your revenue.
I wanna try a pickled egg because I think I might like them but don't want to buy 10,000 of them to figure it out.
November 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I wanna try a pickled egg because I think I might like them but don't want to buy 10,000 of them to figure it out.
I'm not saying it's wrong to like La Croix. I'm saying it's wrong to prefer it to Spindrift.
November 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I'm not saying it's wrong to like La Croix. I'm saying it's wrong to prefer it to Spindrift.
The worst thing in the whole world is a dad their kid's sporting event, drinking a white claw.
November 8, 2025 at 6:52 PM
The worst thing in the whole world is a dad their kid's sporting event, drinking a white claw.
What the F does this even mean, Google?
November 8, 2025 at 2:08 PM
What the F does this even mean, Google?
POV you’re married to a CLEAN freak #couple #comedy #micahandsarah
YouTube video by Micah & Sarah
youtube.com
November 8, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I'm regularly told I look like Richard Schiff. Not "A Young Richard Schiff."
November 7, 2025 at 11:39 AM
I'm regularly told I look like Richard Schiff. Not "A Young Richard Schiff."
People: "AI is garbage and is sucking the life out of society."
Me sending a photo of my dog to Gemini:
Me sending a photo of my dog to Gemini:
November 2, 2025 at 8:15 PM
People: "AI is garbage and is sucking the life out of society."
Me sending a photo of my dog to Gemini:
Me sending a photo of my dog to Gemini:
These last few weeks of DST
Are really, really hard for me
I wake up and it's dark outside
It makes me feel like I have died
Are really, really hard for me
I wake up and it's dark outside
It makes me feel like I have died
October 30, 2025 at 10:50 AM
These last few weeks of DST
Are really, really hard for me
I wake up and it's dark outside
It makes me feel like I have died
Are really, really hard for me
I wake up and it's dark outside
It makes me feel like I have died
If you ever need to destroy a bunch of evidence, a large construction project is a great way to do it.
October 29, 2025 at 7:05 PM
If you ever need to destroy a bunch of evidence, a large construction project is a great way to do it.
No GenAI was used in the creation of this secret.
October 27, 2025 at 11:42 AM
No GenAI was used in the creation of this secret.
Austin Powers never had an Abuela and doesn't understand the power of La Chancla.
a man in a blue robe says " who throws a shoe honestly ? "
Alt: Austin Powers saying, "who throws a shoe? honestly!?"
media.tenor.com
October 26, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Austin Powers never had an Abuela and doesn't understand the power of La Chancla.
If you can't call it Indigenous Peoples Day, don't get mad at me for not calling it The Gulf of America.
October 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM
If you can't call it Indigenous Peoples Day, don't get mad at me for not calling it The Gulf of America.
I'm just posting this here now so I can QT it later... An actual, real-life doctor told my mother today that her symptoms are all in her head.
October 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I'm just posting this here now so I can QT it later... An actual, real-life doctor told my mother today that her symptoms are all in her head.
It seems to me that the people who are trying to pass voter ID laws also belong to other groups and organizations which believe things despite their being absolutely no evidence of their existence.
October 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
It seems to me that the people who are trying to pass voter ID laws also belong to other groups and organizations which believe things despite their being absolutely no evidence of their existence.
It's ticktober. Check your animals.
October 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
It's ticktober. Check your animals.