The Noisy Trunk
@thenoisytrunk.bsky.social
Media mockery, it's a profession. 🐘 Bringing the NOISE on BlueSky 🏆 | Straight talk, satirists, political deep-dives | Sharp roasts 🔥
Blog: https://thenoisytrunk.com/blog/blog.php
https://www.youtube.com/@TheNoisyTrunk
Blog: https://thenoisytrunk.com/blog/blog.php
https://www.youtube.com/@TheNoisyTrunk
Remember 1996? The Dancing Baby? He's back. Trump the dancing baby.
youtu.be/BZiGBtOm84s
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The DANCING Baby is back - Trump style
YouTube video by The Noisy Trunk
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September 29, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Remember 1996? The Dancing Baby? He's back. Trump the dancing baby.
youtu.be/BZiGBtOm84s
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Bob Katter aka Bob The Basher.
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Bob Katter aka Bob The Basher.
YouTube video by The Noisy Trunk
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September 29, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Bob Katter aka Bob The Basher.
youtu.be/LZWDiCCpBJI
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Donald Trump reckons he knows "more about grass" than anyone - YES, he said that. We reckon Snoop Dogg would disagree?
Donald, high, Snoop...
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Donald, high, Snoop...
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Trump vs Snoop Dog. He got the good grass.
YouTube video by The Noisy Trunk
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September 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Donald Trump reckons he knows "more about grass" than anyone - YES, he said that. We reckon Snoop Dogg would disagree?
Donald, high, Snoop...
youtu.be/Ew5c55wjeCk
Donald, high, Snoop...
youtu.be/Ew5c55wjeCk
Michaelia Cash rants on SkyNews and unintentionally shows she doesn't read the new. PLUS some outtakes and piss takes.
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Michaelia Cash on SKyNews angry that Albo hasn't shirt fronted TRUMP
YouTube video by The Noisy Trunk
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September 28, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Michaelia Cash rants on SkyNews and unintentionally shows she doesn't read the new. PLUS some outtakes and piss takes.
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Martini through the day with Noisy
YouTube video by The Noisy Trunk
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September 27, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Nigel Farage is a beady-eyed little goblin
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Nigel Farage Beady Eyed Goblin
YouTube video by The Noisy Trunk
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September 26, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Nigel Farage is a beady-eyed little goblin
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Remember the #DancingBaby phenomenon back in 1996? Well, it’s back — and it’s all Donald Trump’s fault.
Enjoy. Ooga Chaka…
youtu.be/BZiGBtOm84s
Enjoy. Ooga Chaka…
youtu.be/BZiGBtOm84s
The DANCING Baby is back - Trump style
YouTube video by The Noisy Trunk
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September 26, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Remember the #DancingBaby phenomenon back in 1996? Well, it’s back — and it’s all Donald Trump’s fault.
Enjoy. Ooga Chaka…
youtu.be/BZiGBtOm84s
Enjoy. Ooga Chaka…
youtu.be/BZiGBtOm84s
Barnaby Joyce On the Sky News Bolt report with James Macpherson. "MICE HAVE NO COURAGE"
"He belled a cat", "Very hard with her", "Lots of BLING" and "naughty boy" are just some of the pearls BJ spits out.
"I know tourists and nobody cares"
View Barnaby Babbling here: youtu.be/7ix6lX0y0Gs
"He belled a cat", "Very hard with her", "Lots of BLING" and "naughty boy" are just some of the pearls BJ spits out.
"I know tourists and nobody cares"
View Barnaby Babbling here: youtu.be/7ix6lX0y0Gs
Barnaby Joyce + "BELLED A CAT" on The Bolt Report with James Morrow Bell the cat
YouTube video by The Noisy Trunk
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September 26, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Barnaby Joyce On the Sky News Bolt report with James Macpherson. "MICE HAVE NO COURAGE"
"He belled a cat", "Very hard with her", "Lots of BLING" and "naughty boy" are just some of the pearls BJ spits out.
"I know tourists and nobody cares"
View Barnaby Babbling here: youtu.be/7ix6lX0y0Gs
"He belled a cat", "Very hard with her", "Lots of BLING" and "naughty boy" are just some of the pearls BJ spits out.
"I know tourists and nobody cares"
View Barnaby Babbling here: youtu.be/7ix6lX0y0Gs
Why “Endless Growth” Is the Dumbest Scam We’ve Ever Worshipped.
THE PONZI OF PROGRESS: Why “Endless Growth” Is the Dumbest Scam We’ve Ever Worshipped
A Noisy Trunk special report into the cult of GDP, the great treadmill of consumption.
Full article: thenoisytrunk.com/blog/files/T...
THE PONZI OF PROGRESS: Why “Endless Growth” Is the Dumbest Scam We’ve Ever Worshipped
A Noisy Trunk special report into the cult of GDP, the great treadmill of consumption.
Full article: thenoisytrunk.com/blog/files/T...
July 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Why “Endless Growth” Is the Dumbest Scam We’ve Ever Worshipped.
THE PONZI OF PROGRESS: Why “Endless Growth” Is the Dumbest Scam We’ve Ever Worshipped
A Noisy Trunk special report into the cult of GDP, the great treadmill of consumption.
Full article: thenoisytrunk.com/blog/files/T...
THE PONZI OF PROGRESS: Why “Endless Growth” Is the Dumbest Scam We’ve Ever Worshipped
A Noisy Trunk special report into the cult of GDP, the great treadmill of consumption.
Full article: thenoisytrunk.com/blog/files/T...
The Orange Lizard.
We discovered that #DonaldTrump has Lizard Eyes. video proves it.
We are donating to the Save The Chameleon Fund for any embarrassment caused to the wee chameleons.
Look at the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes look into the eyes
#LizardPeople
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQv5...
We discovered that #DonaldTrump has Lizard Eyes. video proves it.
We are donating to the Save The Chameleon Fund for any embarrassment caused to the wee chameleons.
Look at the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes look into the eyes
#LizardPeople
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQv5...
Trump reptile republican
YouTube video by The Noisy Trunk
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June 18, 2025 at 5:11 AM
The Orange Lizard.
We discovered that #DonaldTrump has Lizard Eyes. video proves it.
We are donating to the Save The Chameleon Fund for any embarrassment caused to the wee chameleons.
Look at the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes look into the eyes
#LizardPeople
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQv5...
We discovered that #DonaldTrump has Lizard Eyes. video proves it.
We are donating to the Save The Chameleon Fund for any embarrassment caused to the wee chameleons.
Look at the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes look into the eyes
#LizardPeople
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQv5...
Guardian US:
President T has dismissed verdict by handpicked spy chief, Tulsi Gabbard, that Iran is not developing nuclear weapons
Tulsi Gabbard, the US director of national intelligence: Iran is not building a nuclear weapon”.
President T has dismissed verdict by handpicked spy chief, Tulsi Gabbard, that Iran is not developing nuclear weapons
Tulsi Gabbard, the US director of national intelligence: Iran is not building a nuclear weapon”.
June 18, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Guardian US:
President T has dismissed verdict by handpicked spy chief, Tulsi Gabbard, that Iran is not developing nuclear weapons
Tulsi Gabbard, the US director of national intelligence: Iran is not building a nuclear weapon”.
President T has dismissed verdict by handpicked spy chief, Tulsi Gabbard, that Iran is not developing nuclear weapons
Tulsi Gabbard, the US director of national intelligence: Iran is not building a nuclear weapon”.
Albo not invited - Really?
Andrew Clennell & Laura Jayes #SkyNews Very bad acting, caught out
🎥 ACTUAL FOOTAGE: Senior ‘Journalist’ Deliberately Misleading Viewers
#AndrewClennell didn’t forget #G7 protocol — he ignored it.
That’s not journalism. It's narrative laundering.
youtu.be/uegf6gId0Pk
Andrew Clennell & Laura Jayes #SkyNews Very bad acting, caught out
🎥 ACTUAL FOOTAGE: Senior ‘Journalist’ Deliberately Misleading Viewers
#AndrewClennell didn’t forget #G7 protocol — he ignored it.
That’s not journalism. It's narrative laundering.
youtu.be/uegf6gId0Pk
HOW #MSM misleads you. Especially #murdoch : "ALBO NOT INVITED TO HEADS OF STATE DINNER AT G7
YouTube video by The Noisy Trunk
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June 18, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Albo not invited - Really?
Andrew Clennell & Laura Jayes #SkyNews Very bad acting, caught out
🎥 ACTUAL FOOTAGE: Senior ‘Journalist’ Deliberately Misleading Viewers
#AndrewClennell didn’t forget #G7 protocol — he ignored it.
That’s not journalism. It's narrative laundering.
youtu.be/uegf6gId0Pk
Andrew Clennell & Laura Jayes #SkyNews Very bad acting, caught out
🎥 ACTUAL FOOTAGE: Senior ‘Journalist’ Deliberately Misleading Viewers
#AndrewClennell didn’t forget #G7 protocol — he ignored it.
That’s not journalism. It's narrative laundering.
youtu.be/uegf6gId0Pk
HOW #MSM misleads you. Especially #murdoch
#SkyNews : "ALBO NOT INVITED TO HEADS OF STATE DINNER AT G7"
(Australia not a member of the G7. Calm your conspiracy nipples.)
Full story here: thenoisytrunk.com/blog/files/A...
#SkyNews : "ALBO NOT INVITED TO HEADS OF STATE DINNER AT G7"
(Australia not a member of the G7. Calm your conspiracy nipples.)
Full story here: thenoisytrunk.com/blog/files/A...
Albo not invited to dinner G7 | The Noisy Trunk Blog
Politics and satire, media mockery and no dodging the truth. The Noisy Trunk Blog
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June 18, 2025 at 1:28 AM
HOW #MSM misleads you. Especially #murdoch
#SkyNews : "ALBO NOT INVITED TO HEADS OF STATE DINNER AT G7"
(Australia not a member of the G7. Calm your conspiracy nipples.)
Full story here: thenoisytrunk.com/blog/files/A...
#SkyNews : "ALBO NOT INVITED TO HEADS OF STATE DINNER AT G7"
(Australia not a member of the G7. Calm your conspiracy nipples.)
Full story here: thenoisytrunk.com/blog/files/A...
In case you forgot.
2002: “There is no doubt that Saddam Hussein now has weapons of mass destruction”.
— Dick Cheney / George Bush (the baby one)
2025: Wait... who has what now?
Nukes? Are you fkn sure?
#NuclearWeapons #War
2002: “There is no doubt that Saddam Hussein now has weapons of mass destruction”.
— Dick Cheney / George Bush (the baby one)
2025: Wait... who has what now?
Nukes? Are you fkn sure?
#NuclearWeapons #War
June 18, 2025 at 1:14 AM
In case you forgot.
2002: “There is no doubt that Saddam Hussein now has weapons of mass destruction”.
— Dick Cheney / George Bush (the baby one)
2025: Wait... who has what now?
Nukes? Are you fkn sure?
#NuclearWeapons #War
2002: “There is no doubt that Saddam Hussein now has weapons of mass destruction”.
— Dick Cheney / George Bush (the baby one)
2025: Wait... who has what now?
Nukes? Are you fkn sure?
#NuclearWeapons #War
Trump launches GOLD PHONE. No, we are not joking.
Introducing the Patriot Phone 47 📱
Gold. Glorious. Grift-ready.
Now with Faith-Based Signal™ and Tested by Hesketh™ certification.
Trump uses the food can version — string sold separately.
🇺🇸 Because freedom rings… with static.
Introducing the Patriot Phone 47 📱
Gold. Glorious. Grift-ready.
Now with Faith-Based Signal™ and Tested by Hesketh™ certification.
Trump uses the food can version — string sold separately.
🇺🇸 Because freedom rings… with static.
June 18, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Trump launches GOLD PHONE. No, we are not joking.
Introducing the Patriot Phone 47 📱
Gold. Glorious. Grift-ready.
Now with Faith-Based Signal™ and Tested by Hesketh™ certification.
Trump uses the food can version — string sold separately.
🇺🇸 Because freedom rings… with static.
Introducing the Patriot Phone 47 📱
Gold. Glorious. Grift-ready.
Now with Faith-Based Signal™ and Tested by Hesketh™ certification.
Trump uses the food can version — string sold separately.
🇺🇸 Because freedom rings… with static.
BLUE TICK hahah
Bluesky's new ✔️ isn't a blue tick, it's a vibe check. You don’t apply, they pick you. Or some org vouches for you. Tap the ✔️ to see who thinks you’re real. It’s LinkedIn endorsements for “not a bot,” with less logic & more mood
✔️“Yes, this is probably not a Russian washing machine”
Bluesky's new ✔️ isn't a blue tick, it's a vibe check. You don’t apply, they pick you. Or some org vouches for you. Tap the ✔️ to see who thinks you’re real. It’s LinkedIn endorsements for “not a bot,” with less logic & more mood
✔️“Yes, this is probably not a Russian washing machine”
June 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
BLUE TICK hahah
Bluesky's new ✔️ isn't a blue tick, it's a vibe check. You don’t apply, they pick you. Or some org vouches for you. Tap the ✔️ to see who thinks you’re real. It’s LinkedIn endorsements for “not a bot,” with less logic & more mood
✔️“Yes, this is probably not a Russian washing machine”
Bluesky's new ✔️ isn't a blue tick, it's a vibe check. You don’t apply, they pick you. Or some org vouches for you. Tap the ✔️ to see who thinks you’re real. It’s LinkedIn endorsements for “not a bot,” with less logic & more mood
✔️“Yes, this is probably not a Russian washing machine”
Peter Dutton backflips more than a #dolphin
He'll have his own TV show next.
#BackflipBoofhead
#FLIPPER
He'll have his own TV show next.
#BackflipBoofhead
#FLIPPER
April 7, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Peter Dutton backflips more than a #dolphin
He'll have his own TV show next.
#BackflipBoofhead
#FLIPPER
He'll have his own TV show next.
#BackflipBoofhead
#FLIPPER
Reposted by The Noisy Trunk
Thank you Kerrie O’Brien and James Kirkwood for the lovely interview and fabulous photo. ‘Lyrebird’ is out next week!
March 28, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Thank you Kerrie O’Brien and James Kirkwood for the lovely interview and fabulous photo. ‘Lyrebird’ is out next week!
We just saw Peter #Dutton on the ABC and noticed they had him well-made up. Good on you Petey, hide that ruff.
We reckon we could do a better job, we are applying to his masters to see if we can get the job is the moron makeover experts. Here is our application footage.
#MakeupTheMoron
We reckon we could do a better job, we are applying to his masters to see if we can get the job is the moron makeover experts. Here is our application footage.
#MakeupTheMoron
March 29, 2025 at 9:12 AM
We just saw Peter #Dutton on the ABC and noticed they had him well-made up. Good on you Petey, hide that ruff.
We reckon we could do a better job, we are applying to his masters to see if we can get the job is the moron makeover experts. Here is our application footage.
#MakeupTheMoron
We reckon we could do a better job, we are applying to his masters to see if we can get the job is the moron makeover experts. Here is our application footage.
#MakeupTheMoron
Ever wondered what Liberal #Troll Farms really look like? Here’s a sneak peek. As seen by many Pizza delivery personnel.
⚠️WARNING:
DO NOT WATCH IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED
Spoiler: They sweat. They cry.
#LiberalTrollFarm #CryMoreTrolls
#CensoredForCrybabies
Uncensored version youtu.be/02gfAQWs9X8
⚠️WARNING:
DO NOT WATCH IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED
Spoiler: They sweat. They cry.
#LiberalTrollFarm #CryMoreTrolls
#CensoredForCrybabies
Uncensored version youtu.be/02gfAQWs9X8
Liberal Troll Farm - Troll attack
YouTube video by The Noisy Trunk
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March 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Ever wondered what Liberal #Troll Farms really look like? Here’s a sneak peek. As seen by many Pizza delivery personnel.
⚠️WARNING:
DO NOT WATCH IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED
Spoiler: They sweat. They cry.
#LiberalTrollFarm #CryMoreTrolls
#CensoredForCrybabies
Uncensored version youtu.be/02gfAQWs9X8
⚠️WARNING:
DO NOT WATCH IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED
Spoiler: They sweat. They cry.
#LiberalTrollFarm #CryMoreTrolls
#CensoredForCrybabies
Uncensored version youtu.be/02gfAQWs9X8
In an abandoned theatre near you... #PeterDutton stars in ‘The Mining.’ A horror story so terrifying, even mining magnates tremble.
When The Shining meets The Exorcist... and nobody’s safe.
#DontVoteDutton
When The Shining meets The Exorcist... and nobody’s safe.
#DontVoteDutton
March 23, 2025 at 10:03 PM
In an abandoned theatre near you... #PeterDutton stars in ‘The Mining.’ A horror story so terrifying, even mining magnates tremble.
When The Shining meets The Exorcist... and nobody’s safe.
#DontVoteDutton
When The Shining meets The Exorcist... and nobody’s safe.
#DontVoteDutton
Peter Dutton and McScreamer on #ABCnews just now: CRIME "The biggest corruption scandal in our countries' history" - Peter Dutton
Video: Oops.
Video: Oops.
March 17, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Peter Dutton and McScreamer on #ABCnews just now: CRIME "The biggest corruption scandal in our countries' history" - Peter Dutton
Video: Oops.
Video: Oops.
Peter Dutton in party mode.
While the rest help out in natural disasters, the Millionaires Mate #PartyPete - #DonationsDutton is a groovin! "Drill baby drill!"
Gina's Weiner gets it on.
While the rest help out in natural disasters, the Millionaires Mate #PartyPete - #DonationsDutton is a groovin! "Drill baby drill!"
Gina's Weiner gets it on.
March 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Peter Dutton in party mode.
While the rest help out in natural disasters, the Millionaires Mate #PartyPete - #DonationsDutton is a groovin! "Drill baby drill!"
Gina's Weiner gets it on.
While the rest help out in natural disasters, the Millionaires Mate #PartyPete - #DonationsDutton is a groovin! "Drill baby drill!"
Gina's Weiner gets it on.
#GinasWeiner parties with his owner. #PartyPete - #DonationDutton.
While Labor politicians fill sandbags, Peter Dutton fills his wallet.
We wonder if he gets any #InsiderTrading tips when he rubs shoulders with the rich and shameless.
While Labor politicians fill sandbags, Peter Dutton fills his wallet.
We wonder if he gets any #InsiderTrading tips when he rubs shoulders with the rich and shameless.
March 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
#GinasWeiner parties with his owner. #PartyPete - #DonationDutton.
While Labor politicians fill sandbags, Peter Dutton fills his wallet.
We wonder if he gets any #InsiderTrading tips when he rubs shoulders with the rich and shameless.
While Labor politicians fill sandbags, Peter Dutton fills his wallet.
We wonder if he gets any #InsiderTrading tips when he rubs shoulders with the rich and shameless.
When the #MSM can’t get the pictures, we step in.
#PartyPete is out there, Gucci sequins shimmering, hustling up those sweet, sweet Dutton Donations. But pause the tape – notice anything?
🔹 No women.
🔹 American dollars.
But don’t worry, we imagined it for you. Enjoy. 🎥✨ #DonationsDutton
#PartyPete is out there, Gucci sequins shimmering, hustling up those sweet, sweet Dutton Donations. But pause the tape – notice anything?
🔹 No women.
🔹 American dollars.
But don’t worry, we imagined it for you. Enjoy. 🎥✨ #DonationsDutton
March 12, 2025 at 7:28 PM
When the #MSM can’t get the pictures, we step in.
#PartyPete is out there, Gucci sequins shimmering, hustling up those sweet, sweet Dutton Donations. But pause the tape – notice anything?
🔹 No women.
🔹 American dollars.
But don’t worry, we imagined it for you. Enjoy. 🎥✨ #DonationsDutton
#PartyPete is out there, Gucci sequins shimmering, hustling up those sweet, sweet Dutton Donations. But pause the tape – notice anything?
🔹 No women.
🔹 American dollars.
But don’t worry, we imagined it for you. Enjoy. 🎥✨ #DonationsDutton