The Noisy Trunk
@thenoisytrunk.bsky.social
Media mockery, it's a profession. 🐘 Bringing the NOISE on BlueSky 🏆 | Straight talk, satirists, political deep-dives | Sharp roasts 🔥
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https://www.youtube.com/@TheNoisyTrunk
Why “Endless Growth” Is the Dumbest Scam We’ve Ever Worshipped.
THE PONZI OF PROGRESS: Why “Endless Growth” Is the Dumbest Scam We’ve Ever Worshipped
A Noisy Trunk special report into the cult of GDP, the great treadmill of consumption.
Full article: thenoisytrunk.com/blog/files/T...
THE PONZI OF PROGRESS: Why “Endless Growth” Is the Dumbest Scam We’ve Ever Worshipped
A Noisy Trunk special report into the cult of GDP, the great treadmill of consumption.
Full article: thenoisytrunk.com/blog/files/T...
July 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Why “Endless Growth” Is the Dumbest Scam We’ve Ever Worshipped.
THE PONZI OF PROGRESS: Why “Endless Growth” Is the Dumbest Scam We’ve Ever Worshipped
A Noisy Trunk special report into the cult of GDP, the great treadmill of consumption.
Full article: thenoisytrunk.com/blog/files/T...
THE PONZI OF PROGRESS: Why “Endless Growth” Is the Dumbest Scam We’ve Ever Worshipped
A Noisy Trunk special report into the cult of GDP, the great treadmill of consumption.
Full article: thenoisytrunk.com/blog/files/T...
Guardian US:
President T has dismissed verdict by handpicked spy chief, Tulsi Gabbard, that Iran is not developing nuclear weapons
Tulsi Gabbard, the US director of national intelligence: Iran is not building a nuclear weapon”.
President T has dismissed verdict by handpicked spy chief, Tulsi Gabbard, that Iran is not developing nuclear weapons
Tulsi Gabbard, the US director of national intelligence: Iran is not building a nuclear weapon”.
June 18, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Guardian US:
President T has dismissed verdict by handpicked spy chief, Tulsi Gabbard, that Iran is not developing nuclear weapons
Tulsi Gabbard, the US director of national intelligence: Iran is not building a nuclear weapon”.
President T has dismissed verdict by handpicked spy chief, Tulsi Gabbard, that Iran is not developing nuclear weapons
Tulsi Gabbard, the US director of national intelligence: Iran is not building a nuclear weapon”.
In case you forgot.
2002: “There is no doubt that Saddam Hussein now has weapons of mass destruction”.
— Dick Cheney / George Bush (the baby one)
2025: Wait... who has what now?
Nukes? Are you fkn sure?
#NuclearWeapons #War
2002: “There is no doubt that Saddam Hussein now has weapons of mass destruction”.
— Dick Cheney / George Bush (the baby one)
2025: Wait... who has what now?
Nukes? Are you fkn sure?
#NuclearWeapons #War
June 18, 2025 at 1:14 AM
In case you forgot.
2002: “There is no doubt that Saddam Hussein now has weapons of mass destruction”.
— Dick Cheney / George Bush (the baby one)
2025: Wait... who has what now?
Nukes? Are you fkn sure?
#NuclearWeapons #War
2002: “There is no doubt that Saddam Hussein now has weapons of mass destruction”.
— Dick Cheney / George Bush (the baby one)
2025: Wait... who has what now?
Nukes? Are you fkn sure?
#NuclearWeapons #War
Trump launches GOLD PHONE. No, we are not joking.
Introducing the Patriot Phone 47 📱
Gold. Glorious. Grift-ready.
Now with Faith-Based Signal™ and Tested by Hesketh™ certification.
Trump uses the food can version — string sold separately.
🇺🇸 Because freedom rings… with static.
Introducing the Patriot Phone 47 📱
Gold. Glorious. Grift-ready.
Now with Faith-Based Signal™ and Tested by Hesketh™ certification.
Trump uses the food can version — string sold separately.
🇺🇸 Because freedom rings… with static.
June 18, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Trump launches GOLD PHONE. No, we are not joking.
Introducing the Patriot Phone 47 📱
Gold. Glorious. Grift-ready.
Now with Faith-Based Signal™ and Tested by Hesketh™ certification.
Trump uses the food can version — string sold separately.
🇺🇸 Because freedom rings… with static.
Introducing the Patriot Phone 47 📱
Gold. Glorious. Grift-ready.
Now with Faith-Based Signal™ and Tested by Hesketh™ certification.
Trump uses the food can version — string sold separately.
🇺🇸 Because freedom rings… with static.
BLUE TICK hahah
Bluesky's new ✔️ isn't a blue tick, it's a vibe check. You don’t apply, they pick you. Or some org vouches for you. Tap the ✔️ to see who thinks you’re real. It’s LinkedIn endorsements for “not a bot,” with less logic & more mood
✔️“Yes, this is probably not a Russian washing machine”
Bluesky's new ✔️ isn't a blue tick, it's a vibe check. You don’t apply, they pick you. Or some org vouches for you. Tap the ✔️ to see who thinks you’re real. It’s LinkedIn endorsements for “not a bot,” with less logic & more mood
✔️“Yes, this is probably not a Russian washing machine”
June 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
BLUE TICK hahah
Bluesky's new ✔️ isn't a blue tick, it's a vibe check. You don’t apply, they pick you. Or some org vouches for you. Tap the ✔️ to see who thinks you’re real. It’s LinkedIn endorsements for “not a bot,” with less logic & more mood
✔️“Yes, this is probably not a Russian washing machine”
Bluesky's new ✔️ isn't a blue tick, it's a vibe check. You don’t apply, they pick you. Or some org vouches for you. Tap the ✔️ to see who thinks you’re real. It’s LinkedIn endorsements for “not a bot,” with less logic & more mood
✔️“Yes, this is probably not a Russian washing machine”
Peter Dutton backflips more than a #dolphin
He'll have his own TV show next.
#BackflipBoofhead
#FLIPPER
He'll have his own TV show next.
#BackflipBoofhead
#FLIPPER
April 7, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Peter Dutton backflips more than a #dolphin
He'll have his own TV show next.
#BackflipBoofhead
#FLIPPER
He'll have his own TV show next.
#BackflipBoofhead
#FLIPPER
We just saw Peter #Dutton on the ABC and noticed they had him well-made up. Good on you Petey, hide that ruff.
We reckon we could do a better job, we are applying to his masters to see if we can get the job is the moron makeover experts. Here is our application footage.
#MakeupTheMoron
We reckon we could do a better job, we are applying to his masters to see if we can get the job is the moron makeover experts. Here is our application footage.
#MakeupTheMoron
March 29, 2025 at 9:12 AM
We just saw Peter #Dutton on the ABC and noticed they had him well-made up. Good on you Petey, hide that ruff.
We reckon we could do a better job, we are applying to his masters to see if we can get the job is the moron makeover experts. Here is our application footage.
#MakeupTheMoron
We reckon we could do a better job, we are applying to his masters to see if we can get the job is the moron makeover experts. Here is our application footage.
#MakeupTheMoron
In an abandoned theatre near you... #PeterDutton stars in ‘The Mining.’ A horror story so terrifying, even mining magnates tremble.
When The Shining meets The Exorcist... and nobody’s safe.
#DontVoteDutton
When The Shining meets The Exorcist... and nobody’s safe.
#DontVoteDutton
March 23, 2025 at 10:03 PM
In an abandoned theatre near you... #PeterDutton stars in ‘The Mining.’ A horror story so terrifying, even mining magnates tremble.
When The Shining meets The Exorcist... and nobody’s safe.
#DontVoteDutton
When The Shining meets The Exorcist... and nobody’s safe.
#DontVoteDutton
Peter Dutton and McScreamer on #ABCnews just now: CRIME "The biggest corruption scandal in our countries' history" - Peter Dutton
Video: Oops.
Video: Oops.
March 17, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Peter Dutton and McScreamer on #ABCnews just now: CRIME "The biggest corruption scandal in our countries' history" - Peter Dutton
Video: Oops.
Video: Oops.
Peter Dutton in party mode.
While the rest help out in natural disasters, the Millionaires Mate #PartyPete - #DonationsDutton is a groovin! "Drill baby drill!"
Gina's Weiner gets it on.
While the rest help out in natural disasters, the Millionaires Mate #PartyPete - #DonationsDutton is a groovin! "Drill baby drill!"
Gina's Weiner gets it on.
March 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Peter Dutton in party mode.
While the rest help out in natural disasters, the Millionaires Mate #PartyPete - #DonationsDutton is a groovin! "Drill baby drill!"
Gina's Weiner gets it on.
While the rest help out in natural disasters, the Millionaires Mate #PartyPete - #DonationsDutton is a groovin! "Drill baby drill!"
Gina's Weiner gets it on.
#GinasWeiner parties with his owner. #PartyPete - #DonationDutton.
While Labor politicians fill sandbags, Peter Dutton fills his wallet.
We wonder if he gets any #InsiderTrading tips when he rubs shoulders with the rich and shameless.
While Labor politicians fill sandbags, Peter Dutton fills his wallet.
We wonder if he gets any #InsiderTrading tips when he rubs shoulders with the rich and shameless.
March 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
#GinasWeiner parties with his owner. #PartyPete - #DonationDutton.
While Labor politicians fill sandbags, Peter Dutton fills his wallet.
We wonder if he gets any #InsiderTrading tips when he rubs shoulders with the rich and shameless.
While Labor politicians fill sandbags, Peter Dutton fills his wallet.
We wonder if he gets any #InsiderTrading tips when he rubs shoulders with the rich and shameless.
When the #MSM can’t get the pictures, we step in.
#PartyPete is out there, Gucci sequins shimmering, hustling up those sweet, sweet Dutton Donations. But pause the tape – notice anything?
🔹 No women.
🔹 American dollars.
But don’t worry, we imagined it for you. Enjoy. 🎥✨ #DonationsDutton
#PartyPete is out there, Gucci sequins shimmering, hustling up those sweet, sweet Dutton Donations. But pause the tape – notice anything?
🔹 No women.
🔹 American dollars.
But don’t worry, we imagined it for you. Enjoy. 🎥✨ #DonationsDutton
March 12, 2025 at 7:28 PM
When the #MSM can’t get the pictures, we step in.
#PartyPete is out there, Gucci sequins shimmering, hustling up those sweet, sweet Dutton Donations. But pause the tape – notice anything?
🔹 No women.
🔹 American dollars.
But don’t worry, we imagined it for you. Enjoy. 🎥✨ #DonationsDutton
#PartyPete is out there, Gucci sequins shimmering, hustling up those sweet, sweet Dutton Donations. But pause the tape – notice anything?
🔹 No women.
🔹 American dollars.
But don’t worry, we imagined it for you. Enjoy. 🎥✨ #DonationsDutton
#AlanJones backs #PeterDutton. Peter Dutton begs him not to.
"He's [Dutton] maybe just the one to grab all this by the scrotum"
"He's [Dutton] maybe just the one to grab all this by the scrotum"
March 8, 2025 at 8:10 PM
#AlanJones backs #PeterDutton. Peter Dutton begs him not to.
"He's [Dutton] maybe just the one to grab all this by the scrotum"
"He's [Dutton] maybe just the one to grab all this by the scrotum"
This clip has it all. #ScottMorrison talks to 2GB "I'll get back as soon as I can" while Australia burns AND #PeterDutton saying almost EXACTLY the SAME thing as Scotty, about the #Cyclone.
IF YOU THINK the Liberals have changed, here's proof they ain't. Dutton is a DUD version of Scomo.
IF YOU THINK the Liberals have changed, here's proof they ain't. Dutton is a DUD version of Scomo.
March 7, 2025 at 12:27 AM
This clip has it all. #ScottMorrison talks to 2GB "I'll get back as soon as I can" while Australia burns AND #PeterDutton saying almost EXACTLY the SAME thing as Scotty, about the #Cyclone.
IF YOU THINK the Liberals have changed, here's proof they ain't. Dutton is a DUD version of Scomo.
IF YOU THINK the Liberals have changed, here's proof they ain't. Dutton is a DUD version of Scomo.
I don’t hold a hose, mate" was bad. But "I don’t hold a schnitty, mate"—while Queensland braces for a #Cyclone next-level wankfuckery.
#IDontHoldASchnittyMate #DuttonDoesLunch
#IDontHoldASchnittyMate #DuttonDoesLunch
March 6, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I don’t hold a hose, mate" was bad. But "I don’t hold a schnitty, mate"—while Queensland braces for a #Cyclone next-level wankfuckery.
#IDontHoldASchnittyMate #DuttonDoesLunch
#IDontHoldASchnittyMate #DuttonDoesLunch
#JDVance too chicken to tell Elon to fuck off and get changed into a suit.
Yeah, where's your big mouth now, coke boy?
All of a sudden the loud yappers are quiet. "Get that cap of Musk, put a suit on"
#DoubleStandardDickHeads
NYTimes article link (free of paywall) in thread.
Yeah, where's your big mouth now, coke boy?
All of a sudden the loud yappers are quiet. "Get that cap of Musk, put a suit on"
#DoubleStandardDickHeads
NYTimes article link (free of paywall) in thread.
March 5, 2025 at 8:48 PM
#JDVance too chicken to tell Elon to fuck off and get changed into a suit.
Yeah, where's your big mouth now, coke boy?
All of a sudden the loud yappers are quiet. "Get that cap of Musk, put a suit on"
#DoubleStandardDickHeads
NYTimes article link (free of paywall) in thread.
Yeah, where's your big mouth now, coke boy?
All of a sudden the loud yappers are quiet. "Get that cap of Musk, put a suit on"
#DoubleStandardDickHeads
NYTimes article link (free of paywall) in thread.
Look, darl, this infatuation is too much.
Are you lonely still darl? HAHAHAHAHA.
6 messages in3 minutes from you - You're in love aren't you sweetie. Have you got our picture on your wall? you FREAK - haha.
Now go plunder your pe*is you dim witted goober. Damn you are dumb.
Are you lonely still darl? HAHAHAHAHA.
6 messages in3 minutes from you - You're in love aren't you sweetie. Have you got our picture on your wall? you FREAK - haha.
Now go plunder your pe*is you dim witted goober. Damn you are dumb.
March 5, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Look, darl, this infatuation is too much.
Are you lonely still darl? HAHAHAHAHA.
6 messages in3 minutes from you - You're in love aren't you sweetie. Have you got our picture on your wall? you FREAK - haha.
Now go plunder your pe*is you dim witted goober. Damn you are dumb.
Are you lonely still darl? HAHAHAHAHA.
6 messages in3 minutes from you - You're in love aren't you sweetie. Have you got our picture on your wall? you FREAK - haha.
Now go plunder your pe*is you dim witted goober. Damn you are dumb.
Look, darl, this infatuation is too much.
Are you lonely still darl? HAHAHAHAHA.
6 messages in3 minutes from you - You're in love aren't you sweetie. Have you got our picture on your wall? you FREAK - haha.
Now go plunder your pe*is you dim witted goober. Damn you are dumb.
Are you lonely still darl? HAHAHAHAHA.
6 messages in3 minutes from you - You're in love aren't you sweetie. Have you got our picture on your wall? you FREAK - haha.
Now go plunder your pe*is you dim witted goober. Damn you are dumb.
March 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Look, darl, this infatuation is too much.
Are you lonely still darl? HAHAHAHAHA.
6 messages in3 minutes from you - You're in love aren't you sweetie. Have you got our picture on your wall? you FREAK - haha.
Now go plunder your pe*is you dim witted goober. Damn you are dumb.
Are you lonely still darl? HAHAHAHAHA.
6 messages in3 minutes from you - You're in love aren't you sweetie. Have you got our picture on your wall? you FREAK - haha.
Now go plunder your pe*is you dim witted goober. Damn you are dumb.
Dutton Duds Us Again – Wastes Time, Money, and Public Trust - THREAD 🧵
Peter Dutton is at it again – throwing out big, dumb slogans that fall apart the second they hit reality. His latest genius idea? Banning #WorkFromHome for public servants and forcing them back into the office full-time.
Peter Dutton is at it again – throwing out big, dumb slogans that fall apart the second they hit reality. His latest genius idea? Banning #WorkFromHome for public servants and forcing them back into the office full-time.
March 5, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Dutton Duds Us Again – Wastes Time, Money, and Public Trust - THREAD 🧵
Peter Dutton is at it again – throwing out big, dumb slogans that fall apart the second they hit reality. His latest genius idea? Banning #WorkFromHome for public servants and forcing them back into the office full-time.
Peter Dutton is at it again – throwing out big, dumb slogans that fall apart the second they hit reality. His latest genius idea? Banning #WorkFromHome for public servants and forcing them back into the office full-time.
Why?, what did you do? And how would we know? Are we supposed to do a search for your name and filter through the results trying to GUESS which one is you to check?
Maybe I'll get the intern to check today, OR MAYBE I won't.
Maybe I'll get the intern to check today, OR MAYBE I won't.
March 4, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Why?, what did you do? And how would we know? Are we supposed to do a search for your name and filter through the results trying to GUESS which one is you to check?
Maybe I'll get the intern to check today, OR MAYBE I won't.
Maybe I'll get the intern to check today, OR MAYBE I won't.
Sonny and Cherie - Etsy Business in Crisis: A #Tariff Tale "He destroyed our thriving Chines T-shirt business!"
Sonny & Cherie regretting that little 'Make America Great Again' moment. tariffs came in like a wrecking ball, and now the only thing they’re selling is tears. 🤧
#TariffTears #TrumpRegret
Sonny & Cherie regretting that little 'Make America Great Again' moment. tariffs came in like a wrecking ball, and now the only thing they’re selling is tears. 🤧
#TariffTears #TrumpRegret
March 4, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Sonny and Cherie - Etsy Business in Crisis: A #Tariff Tale "He destroyed our thriving Chines T-shirt business!"
Sonny & Cherie regretting that little 'Make America Great Again' moment. tariffs came in like a wrecking ball, and now the only thing they’re selling is tears. 🤧
#TariffTears #TrumpRegret
Sonny & Cherie regretting that little 'Make America Great Again' moment. tariffs came in like a wrecking ball, and now the only thing they’re selling is tears. 🤧
#TariffTears #TrumpRegret