The Noisy Trunk
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Media mockery, it's a profession. 🐘 Bringing the NOISE on BlueSky 🏆 | Straight talk, satirists, political deep-dives | Sharp roasts 🔥
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Why “Endless Growth” Is the Dumbest Scam We’ve Ever Worshipped.
THE PONZI OF PROGRESS: Why “Endless Growth” Is the Dumbest Scam We’ve Ever Worshipped
A Noisy Trunk special report into the cult of GDP, the great treadmill of consumption.
Full article: thenoisytrunk.com/blog/files/T...
THE PONZI OF PROGRESS: Why “Endless Growth” Is the Dumbest Scam We’ve Ever Worshipped
A Noisy Trunk special report into the cult of GDP, the great treadmill of consumption.
Full article: thenoisytrunk.com/blog/files/T...
July 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Why “Endless Growth” Is the Dumbest Scam We’ve Ever Worshipped.
THE PONZI OF PROGRESS: Why “Endless Growth” Is the Dumbest Scam We’ve Ever Worshipped
A Noisy Trunk special report into the cult of GDP, the great treadmill of consumption.
Full article: thenoisytrunk.com/blog/files/T...
THE PONZI OF PROGRESS: Why “Endless Growth” Is the Dumbest Scam We’ve Ever Worshipped
A Noisy Trunk special report into the cult of GDP, the great treadmill of consumption.
Full article: thenoisytrunk.com/blog/files/T...
In case you forgot.
2002: “There is no doubt that Saddam Hussein now has weapons of mass destruction”.
— Dick Cheney / George Bush (the baby one)
2025: Wait... who has what now?
Nukes? Are you fkn sure?
#NuclearWeapons #War
2002: “There is no doubt that Saddam Hussein now has weapons of mass destruction”.
— Dick Cheney / George Bush (the baby one)
2025: Wait... who has what now?
Nukes? Are you fkn sure?
#NuclearWeapons #War
June 18, 2025 at 1:14 AM
In case you forgot.
2002: “There is no doubt that Saddam Hussein now has weapons of mass destruction”.
— Dick Cheney / George Bush (the baby one)
2025: Wait... who has what now?
Nukes? Are you fkn sure?
#NuclearWeapons #War
2002: “There is no doubt that Saddam Hussein now has weapons of mass destruction”.
— Dick Cheney / George Bush (the baby one)
2025: Wait... who has what now?
Nukes? Are you fkn sure?
#NuclearWeapons #War
Peter Dutton backflips more than a #dolphin
He'll have his own TV show next.
#BackflipBoofhead
#FLIPPER
He'll have his own TV show next.
#BackflipBoofhead
#FLIPPER
April 7, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Peter Dutton backflips more than a #dolphin
He'll have his own TV show next.
#BackflipBoofhead
#FLIPPER
He'll have his own TV show next.
#BackflipBoofhead
#FLIPPER
We just saw Peter #Dutton on the ABC and noticed they had him well-made up. Good on you Petey, hide that ruff.
We reckon we could do a better job, we are applying to his masters to see if we can get the job is the moron makeover experts. Here is our application footage.
#MakeupTheMoron
We reckon we could do a better job, we are applying to his masters to see if we can get the job is the moron makeover experts. Here is our application footage.
#MakeupTheMoron
March 29, 2025 at 9:12 AM
We just saw Peter #Dutton on the ABC and noticed they had him well-made up. Good on you Petey, hide that ruff.
We reckon we could do a better job, we are applying to his masters to see if we can get the job is the moron makeover experts. Here is our application footage.
#MakeupTheMoron
We reckon we could do a better job, we are applying to his masters to see if we can get the job is the moron makeover experts. Here is our application footage.
#MakeupTheMoron
In an abandoned theatre near you... #PeterDutton stars in ‘The Mining.’ A horror story so terrifying, even mining magnates tremble.
When The Shining meets The Exorcist... and nobody’s safe.
#DontVoteDutton
When The Shining meets The Exorcist... and nobody’s safe.
#DontVoteDutton
March 23, 2025 at 10:03 PM
In an abandoned theatre near you... #PeterDutton stars in ‘The Mining.’ A horror story so terrifying, even mining magnates tremble.
When The Shining meets The Exorcist... and nobody’s safe.
#DontVoteDutton
When The Shining meets The Exorcist... and nobody’s safe.
#DontVoteDutton
Peter Dutton and McScreamer on #ABCnews just now: CRIME "The biggest corruption scandal in our countries' history" - Peter Dutton
Video: Oops.
Video: Oops.
March 17, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Peter Dutton and McScreamer on #ABCnews just now: CRIME "The biggest corruption scandal in our countries' history" - Peter Dutton
Video: Oops.
Video: Oops.
Peter Dutton in party mode.
While the rest help out in natural disasters, the Millionaires Mate #PartyPete - #DonationsDutton is a groovin! "Drill baby drill!"
Gina's Weiner gets it on.
While the rest help out in natural disasters, the Millionaires Mate #PartyPete - #DonationsDutton is a groovin! "Drill baby drill!"
Gina's Weiner gets it on.
March 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Peter Dutton in party mode.
While the rest help out in natural disasters, the Millionaires Mate #PartyPete - #DonationsDutton is a groovin! "Drill baby drill!"
Gina's Weiner gets it on.
While the rest help out in natural disasters, the Millionaires Mate #PartyPete - #DonationsDutton is a groovin! "Drill baby drill!"
Gina's Weiner gets it on.
When the #MSM can’t get the pictures, we step in.
#PartyPete is out there, Gucci sequins shimmering, hustling up those sweet, sweet Dutton Donations. But pause the tape – notice anything?
🔹 No women.
🔹 American dollars.
But don’t worry, we imagined it for you. Enjoy. 🎥✨ #DonationsDutton
#PartyPete is out there, Gucci sequins shimmering, hustling up those sweet, sweet Dutton Donations. But pause the tape – notice anything?
🔹 No women.
🔹 American dollars.
But don’t worry, we imagined it for you. Enjoy. 🎥✨ #DonationsDutton
March 12, 2025 at 7:28 PM
When the #MSM can’t get the pictures, we step in.
#PartyPete is out there, Gucci sequins shimmering, hustling up those sweet, sweet Dutton Donations. But pause the tape – notice anything?
🔹 No women.
🔹 American dollars.
But don’t worry, we imagined it for you. Enjoy. 🎥✨ #DonationsDutton
#PartyPete is out there, Gucci sequins shimmering, hustling up those sweet, sweet Dutton Donations. But pause the tape – notice anything?
🔹 No women.
🔹 American dollars.
But don’t worry, we imagined it for you. Enjoy. 🎥✨ #DonationsDutton
#AlanJones backs #PeterDutton. Peter Dutton begs him not to.
"He's [Dutton] maybe just the one to grab all this by the scrotum"
"He's [Dutton] maybe just the one to grab all this by the scrotum"
March 8, 2025 at 8:10 PM
#AlanJones backs #PeterDutton. Peter Dutton begs him not to.
"He's [Dutton] maybe just the one to grab all this by the scrotum"
"He's [Dutton] maybe just the one to grab all this by the scrotum"
This clip has it all. #ScottMorrison talks to 2GB "I'll get back as soon as I can" while Australia burns AND #PeterDutton saying almost EXACTLY the SAME thing as Scotty, about the #Cyclone.
IF YOU THINK the Liberals have changed, here's proof they ain't. Dutton is a DUD version of Scomo.
IF YOU THINK the Liberals have changed, here's proof they ain't. Dutton is a DUD version of Scomo.
March 7, 2025 at 12:27 AM
This clip has it all. #ScottMorrison talks to 2GB "I'll get back as soon as I can" while Australia burns AND #PeterDutton saying almost EXACTLY the SAME thing as Scotty, about the #Cyclone.
IF YOU THINK the Liberals have changed, here's proof they ain't. Dutton is a DUD version of Scomo.
IF YOU THINK the Liberals have changed, here's proof they ain't. Dutton is a DUD version of Scomo.