MC Zanini
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MC Zanini
@themczanini.bsky.social
· Oct 26
Olar! Maria do Carmo "MC" Zanini na área. Profissional do texto com mais de 20 anos de XP nas costas. Coisas aleatórias que eu traduzi ou editei:
(Hello there! MC Zanini here. Translator and editor since 2000. Chances are you've read, played or written something I've translated into BR Portuguese:)
(Hello there! MC Zanini here. Translator and editor since 2000. Chances are you've read, played or written something I've translated into BR Portuguese:)
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Esse é o primeiro golpe de estado do pós-vergonha.
O discurso do pós-vergonha é muito calçado no neoliteralismo. As coisas não têm dois sentidos. Não é preciso especular sobre os motivos.
Tudo é dito claramente, como nos monólogos de vilão de gibi da era de prata que prendeu o herói numa arapuca.
O discurso do pós-vergonha é muito calçado no neoliteralismo. As coisas não têm dois sentidos. Não é preciso especular sobre os motivos.
Tudo é dito claramente, como nos monólogos de vilão de gibi da era de prata que prendeu o herói numa arapuca.
January 4, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Esse é o primeiro golpe de estado do pós-vergonha.
O discurso do pós-vergonha é muito calçado no neoliteralismo. As coisas não têm dois sentidos. Não é preciso especular sobre os motivos.
Tudo é dito claramente, como nos monólogos de vilão de gibi da era de prata que prendeu o herói numa arapuca.
O discurso do pós-vergonha é muito calçado no neoliteralismo. As coisas não têm dois sentidos. Não é preciso especular sobre os motivos.
Tudo é dito claramente, como nos monólogos de vilão de gibi da era de prata que prendeu o herói numa arapuca.
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If it's ok for America to kidnap Maduro and his wife and put them on trial in the US, I guess it's ok for Europe to kidnap Trump and Melania and put them on trial in The Hague.
January 3, 2026 at 7:12 PM
If it's ok for America to kidnap Maduro and his wife and put them on trial in the US, I guess it's ok for Europe to kidnap Trump and Melania and put them on trial in The Hague.
And now the Pentagon is shackled to Trump's cankles.
If he is ousted, every single person in the chain of command down to the soldier who pulled the trigger must face prosecution for following illegal orders.
They'll all die on that hill.
Gilead is coming.
If he is ousted, every single person in the chain of command down to the soldier who pulled the trigger must face prosecution for following illegal orders.
They'll all die on that hill.
Gilead is coming.
January 3, 2026 at 7:32 PM
And now the Pentagon is shackled to Trump's cankles.
If he is ousted, every single person in the chain of command down to the soldier who pulled the trigger must face prosecution for following illegal orders.
They'll all die on that hill.
Gilead is coming.
If he is ousted, every single person in the chain of command down to the soldier who pulled the trigger must face prosecution for following illegal orders.
They'll all die on that hill.
Gilead is coming.
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VP Delcy Rodriguez, whom Trump indicated earlier today was collaborating with the US government, is live on television right now.
Earlier reports that she's in Russia are false. She's in Caracas with the rest of the cabinet.
Rodriguez: "We will never again be a colony for any empire"
Earlier reports that she's in Russia are false. She's in Caracas with the rest of the cabinet.
Rodriguez: "We will never again be a colony for any empire"
January 3, 2026 at 7:17 PM
VP Delcy Rodriguez, whom Trump indicated earlier today was collaborating with the US government, is live on television right now.
Earlier reports that she's in Russia are false. She's in Caracas with the rest of the cabinet.
Rodriguez: "We will never again be a colony for any empire"
Earlier reports that she's in Russia are false. She's in Caracas with the rest of the cabinet.
Rodriguez: "We will never again be a colony for any empire"
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Breve dicionário da atualidade.
Nicolas Maduro não foi CAPTURADO, ele foi SEQUESTRADO.
EUA não realizaram uma AGRESSÃO MILITAR, eles INVADIRAM UM PAÍS SOBERANO.
Pelo menos na questão motivacional eles são sinceros: estão lá pelo petróleo e ponto. Não inventaram desculpas. São ladrões mesmo.
Nicolas Maduro não foi CAPTURADO, ele foi SEQUESTRADO.
EUA não realizaram uma AGRESSÃO MILITAR, eles INVADIRAM UM PAÍS SOBERANO.
Pelo menos na questão motivacional eles são sinceros: estão lá pelo petróleo e ponto. Não inventaram desculpas. São ladrões mesmo.
January 3, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Breve dicionário da atualidade.
Nicolas Maduro não foi CAPTURADO, ele foi SEQUESTRADO.
EUA não realizaram uma AGRESSÃO MILITAR, eles INVADIRAM UM PAÍS SOBERANO.
Pelo menos na questão motivacional eles são sinceros: estão lá pelo petróleo e ponto. Não inventaram desculpas. São ladrões mesmo.
Nicolas Maduro não foi CAPTURADO, ele foi SEQUESTRADO.
EUA não realizaram uma AGRESSÃO MILITAR, eles INVADIRAM UM PAÍS SOBERANO.
Pelo menos na questão motivacional eles são sinceros: estão lá pelo petróleo e ponto. Não inventaram desculpas. São ladrões mesmo.
Fuck you too, Macron (the new Chamberlain).
La réaction du Président Macron à l’agression impérialiste de Trump illustre l'esprit munichois qui règne à l’Élysée : fort avec les faibles, faibles avec les puissants, carpette devant le carbofascisme, balek le droit international.
Nous sommes gouvernés par des Irresponsables sur la voie du pire.
Nous sommes gouvernés par des Irresponsables sur la voie du pire.
January 3, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Fuck you too, Macron (the new Chamberlain).
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It’s the United States that needs regime change.
January 3, 2026 at 6:27 PM
It’s the United States that needs regime change.
Não vai ter Copa.
a rússia foi banida do futebol pela fifa por invadir a ucrânia. os eua vão sediar uma copa depois de invadir a venezuela
January 3, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Não vai ter Copa.
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Poderoso mensaje de esta manifestante venezolana contra el golpe militar del criminal ultraderechista Donald Trump: "Vamos a defender a nuestra patria y el futuro de nuestros hijos". Tremendo.
January 3, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Poderoso mensaje de esta manifestante venezolana contra el golpe militar del criminal ultraderechista Donald Trump: "Vamos a defender a nuestra patria y el futuro de nuestros hijos". Tremendo.
I wish Trump would go like James Garfield, but worse.
January 3, 2026 at 6:56 PM
I wish Trump would go like James Garfield, but worse.
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O laranjão mentiu pro congresso dos EUA. E o que os Democratas vão fazer?
Nada, né?
Nada, né?
Moulton: "When we had briefings on Venezuela, we asked, 'Are you going to invade the country?' We were told no. 'Do you plan to put troops on the ground?' We were told no. 'Do you intend regime change in VZ?' We were told no. So in a sense, we have been briefed, we've just been completely lied to"
January 3, 2026 at 6:53 PM
O laranjão mentiu pro congresso dos EUA. E o que os Democratas vão fazer?
Nada, né?
Nada, né?
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hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
January 3, 2026 at 7:02 AM
hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
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Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
January 3, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
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RIP Dick Cheney, you would have finally found something to like about the Trump presidency (illegally overthrowing a government for oil)
January 3, 2026 at 10:56 AM
RIP Dick Cheney, you would have finally found something to like about the Trump presidency (illegally overthrowing a government for oil)
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GUYS, it’s okay, relax, we have accrued enough punches on our FIFA Peace Prize Card, and it lets us have One Free Unconstitutional War Maneuver — and presidential abductions are not exempted, so it’s totally fine!
January 3, 2026 at 3:07 PM
GUYS, it’s okay, relax, we have accrued enough punches on our FIFA Peace Prize Card, and it lets us have One Free Unconstitutional War Maneuver — and presidential abductions are not exempted, so it’s totally fine!
My mother is a nice old lady, and she doesn't wish harm to anyone.
She wants Trump to die.
She wants Trump to die.
January 3, 2026 at 6:40 PM
My mother is a nice old lady, and she doesn't wish harm to anyone.
She wants Trump to die.
She wants Trump to die.
Is there a bet for "there won't be midterm elections in the US in 2026" already?
January 3, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Is there a bet for "there won't be midterm elections in the US in 2026" already?
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Rubio is claiming that they did not need Congress permission because it was a law enforcement mission. The US is behaving as a global police state, extending its own arbitrary legal decisions to the whole world.
This is not a problem just for Venezuela.
This is not a problem just for Venezuela.
January 3, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Rubio is claiming that they did not need Congress permission because it was a law enforcement mission. The US is behaving as a global police state, extending its own arbitrary legal decisions to the whole world.
This is not a problem just for Venezuela.
This is not a problem just for Venezuela.
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You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
January 3, 2026 at 3:57 PM
You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
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Trump has just announced he is going to RUN another country (with or without boots on the ground) to ensure oil flows for US companies.
Yes, there’s still people - including in Latin America - pretending this is about Maduro winning elections or not.
How is a Trump occupation any more legitimate?
Yes, there’s still people - including in Latin America - pretending this is about Maduro winning elections or not.
How is a Trump occupation any more legitimate?
January 3, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Trump has just announced he is going to RUN another country (with or without boots on the ground) to ensure oil flows for US companies.
Yes, there’s still people - including in Latin America - pretending this is about Maduro winning elections or not.
How is a Trump occupation any more legitimate?
Yes, there’s still people - including in Latin America - pretending this is about Maduro winning elections or not.
How is a Trump occupation any more legitimate?
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Trump está dizendo que fará o mesmo com qualquer governo que “não garantir a paz” ou qualquer merda do tipo.
Agora é questão de esperar quando ele vai usar o tráfico de drogas como motivo pra exportar democracia pro Brasil também.
Agora é questão de esperar quando ele vai usar o tráfico de drogas como motivo pra exportar democracia pro Brasil também.
January 3, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Trump está dizendo que fará o mesmo com qualquer governo que “não garantir a paz” ou qualquer merda do tipo.
Agora é questão de esperar quando ele vai usar o tráfico de drogas como motivo pra exportar democracia pro Brasil também.
Agora é questão de esperar quando ele vai usar o tráfico de drogas como motivo pra exportar democracia pro Brasil também.
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Eu posso extender isso aqui pra trás, em vários exemplos, até a Antiguidade.
A gente sempre soube a história, o passado, a gente nunca faz nada pra impedir quem também conhece e deseja dobrar a aposta.
A gente sempre soube a história, o passado, a gente nunca faz nada pra impedir quem também conhece e deseja dobrar a aposta.
It all happened before, and it will happen again.
Hitler invaded Czekoslovakia and no one did anything. Poland was next, then Europe. 20 million people died before he was put down.
Those who won't listen to the past are doomed to repeat it.
Hitler invaded Czekoslovakia and no one did anything. Poland was next, then Europe. 20 million people died before he was put down.
Those who won't listen to the past are doomed to repeat it.
January 3, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Eu posso extender isso aqui pra trás, em vários exemplos, até a Antiguidade.
A gente sempre soube a história, o passado, a gente nunca faz nada pra impedir quem também conhece e deseja dobrar a aposta.
A gente sempre soube a história, o passado, a gente nunca faz nada pra impedir quem também conhece e deseja dobrar a aposta.
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"O que aconteceu com Maduro pode acontecer com outros" - Donald Trump.
Já dizia Maya Angelou: quando uma pessoa te disser quem ela é, acredite.
Já dizia Maya Angelou: quando uma pessoa te disser quem ela é, acredite.
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
"O que aconteceu com Maduro pode acontecer com outros" - Donald Trump.
Já dizia Maya Angelou: quando uma pessoa te disser quem ela é, acredite.
Já dizia Maya Angelou: quando uma pessoa te disser quem ela é, acredite.