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This Thursday @ Thread: live comedy from new acts & established pro comics with new material – it’s aLiS Unspun! 😀 Live, fresh, raw – and only £3 to get in 🙌
Advance tickets available from the venue and also online: wegottickets.com/event/653352
#Stockport #ComedyClub #ComedyNight #Comedy #WhatsOn
Advance tickets available from the venue and also online: wegottickets.com/event/653352
#Stockport #ComedyClub #ComedyNight #Comedy #WhatsOn
March 30, 2025 at 5:52 PM
This Thursday @ Thread: live comedy from new acts & established pro comics with new material – it’s aLiS Unspun! 😀 Live, fresh, raw – and only £3 to get in 🙌
Advance tickets available from the venue and also online: wegottickets.com/event/653352
#Stockport #ComedyClub #ComedyNight #Comedy #WhatsOn
Advance tickets available from the venue and also online: wegottickets.com/event/653352
#Stockport #ComedyClub #ComedyNight #Comedy #WhatsOn
Just been reading that they've identified Jack The Ripper. Not sure that wanking into a towel is good science.
February 16, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Just been reading that they've identified Jack The Ripper. Not sure that wanking into a towel is good science.
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Wishing everyone a pleasant Sex Halloween.
February 14, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Wishing everyone a pleasant Sex Halloween.
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A couple of changes for our next gig: we’ve added Jo Owen to the middle bit, and the magnificent Kate McCabe steps in as guest MC, as Danny Sutcliffe has to go to a press screening of the film what he stars in, Mr Doom. 😲🎬⭐️
wegottickets.com/event/646615
#Stockport #ComedyClub
wegottickets.com/event/646615
#Stockport #ComedyClub
A Laugh In Stockport Comedy Club at Thread
Michael Shafar has quickly become one of the most exciting acts on the UK comedy circuit. An Australian now resident in London, he regularly performs at the country's biggest clubs where he gets to mo...
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February 13, 2025 at 6:59 PM
A couple of changes for our next gig: we’ve added Jo Owen to the middle bit, and the magnificent Kate McCabe steps in as guest MC, as Danny Sutcliffe has to go to a press screening of the film what he stars in, Mr Doom. 😲🎬⭐️
wegottickets.com/event/646615
#Stockport #ComedyClub
wegottickets.com/event/646615
#Stockport #ComedyClub
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Watching an old episode of Lois and Clark and surprised to hear Lois Lane come out with a strong contender for the @vizcomic.bsky.social Profanisaurus.
February 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Watching an old episode of Lois and Clark and surprised to hear Lois Lane come out with a strong contender for the @vizcomic.bsky.social Profanisaurus.
Every time I make dinner I'm finding myself saying to the family "there's cocaine in it" like Mrs Doyle from Father Ted. I can't stop myself.
GP: I thought you said this was an emergency
GP: I thought you said this was an emergency
January 23, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Every time I make dinner I'm finding myself saying to the family "there's cocaine in it" like Mrs Doyle from Father Ted. I can't stop myself.
GP: I thought you said this was an emergency
GP: I thought you said this was an emergency
Took the plunge and binned off my Twitter account. I feel cleaner already.
January 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Took the plunge and binned off my Twitter account. I feel cleaner already.
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Live stand-up comedy at Thread!
Tom Taylor – “A show so funny at one point I thought my lungs were going to burst.” – Broadway Baby
Katie Mulgrew – “Very funny.” **** The Stage
Plus John Lebbon, Danielle Frances & Rich J Wall (MC)
Thurs 30 Jan
Book now: wegottickets.com/event/641788
#Stockport
Tom Taylor – “A show so funny at one point I thought my lungs were going to burst.” – Broadway Baby
Katie Mulgrew – “Very funny.” **** The Stage
Plus John Lebbon, Danielle Frances & Rich J Wall (MC)
Thurs 30 Jan
Book now: wegottickets.com/event/641788
#Stockport
A Laugh In Stockport Comedy Club
Tom Taylor is a multi-award winning comedian (Musical Comedy Awards Winner & Chortle Award Winner) and a firm favourite with audiences and critics alike. Described as smart and silly in equal measure ...
wegottickets.com
January 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Live stand-up comedy at Thread!
Tom Taylor – “A show so funny at one point I thought my lungs were going to burst.” – Broadway Baby
Katie Mulgrew – “Very funny.” **** The Stage
Plus John Lebbon, Danielle Frances & Rich J Wall (MC)
Thurs 30 Jan
Book now: wegottickets.com/event/641788
#Stockport
Tom Taylor – “A show so funny at one point I thought my lungs were going to burst.” – Broadway Baby
Katie Mulgrew – “Very funny.” **** The Stage
Plus John Lebbon, Danielle Frances & Rich J Wall (MC)
Thurs 30 Jan
Book now: wegottickets.com/event/641788
#Stockport
Off to do the school run
January 7, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Off to do the school run
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We’ve got TWO great comedy shows at Thread this month!
Thurs 23rd Jan, Murder Inc presents: Namaslay – improv murder-mystery
Thurs 30th Jan, A Laugh In Stockport with Tom Taylor, Katie Mulgrew, John Lebbon, Danielle Frances, Rich J Wall (MC)
Book now: wegottickets.com/stockportcom...
Thurs 23rd Jan, Murder Inc presents: Namaslay – improv murder-mystery
Thurs 30th Jan, A Laugh In Stockport with Tom Taylor, Katie Mulgrew, John Lebbon, Danielle Frances, Rich J Wall (MC)
Book now: wegottickets.com/stockportcom...
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January 6, 2025 at 8:35 AM
We’ve got TWO great comedy shows at Thread this month!
Thurs 23rd Jan, Murder Inc presents: Namaslay – improv murder-mystery
Thurs 30th Jan, A Laugh In Stockport with Tom Taylor, Katie Mulgrew, John Lebbon, Danielle Frances, Rich J Wall (MC)
Book now: wegottickets.com/stockportcom...
Thurs 23rd Jan, Murder Inc presents: Namaslay – improv murder-mystery
Thurs 30th Jan, A Laugh In Stockport with Tom Taylor, Katie Mulgrew, John Lebbon, Danielle Frances, Rich J Wall (MC)
Book now: wegottickets.com/stockportcom...
"This show would be much better if it starred an old Bond Girl"
"Diana Rigg?"
"A lot of them did, yeah"
"Diana Rigg?"
"A lot of them did, yeah"
January 5, 2025 at 8:48 PM
"This show would be much better if it starred an old Bond Girl"
"Diana Rigg?"
"A lot of them did, yeah"
"Diana Rigg?"
"A lot of them did, yeah"
Christmas disaster yesterday, as my Morecambe and Wise DVD buggered up during the play at the end. Kate O'Mara had just arrived as the Mata Hari when it stopped working. Damn thing has a scratch.
December 26, 2024 at 3:17 PM
Christmas disaster yesterday, as my Morecambe and Wise DVD buggered up during the play at the end. Kate O'Mara had just arrived as the Mata Hari when it stopped working. Damn thing has a scratch.
Instead of remaking the Lion King every five minutes, why don't Disney do a bird version of Home Alone? A young sparrow misses the migration and has to defend his nest from some magpies or some shit. Do it, you cowards.
December 19, 2024 at 12:35 PM
Instead of remaking the Lion King every five minutes, why don't Disney do a bird version of Home Alone? A young sparrow misses the migration and has to defend his nest from some magpies or some shit. Do it, you cowards.
Dad joke.
December 17, 2024 at 4:37 PM
Dad joke.
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He's m ng ist
He’s check ice
He find ou
naught ice
Norman Collier is comi town
He’s check ice
He find ou
naught ice
Norman Collier is comi town
December 15, 2024 at 10:13 PM
He's m ng ist
He’s check ice
He find ou
naught ice
Norman Collier is comi town
He’s check ice
He find ou
naught ice
Norman Collier is comi town
Why do movie trailers have a little trailer at the start that tells you that the trailer is starting? Seems a bit redundant.
December 10, 2024 at 12:24 PM
Why do movie trailers have a little trailer at the start that tells you that the trailer is starting? Seems a bit redundant.
Flashback to Christmas 2022, when we spent December in an IBIS.
December 4, 2024 at 2:21 PM
Flashback to Christmas 2022, when we spent December in an IBIS.
Joe Biden to Hunter - "now, that counts as both your birthday and Christmas present, ok?"
December 2, 2024 at 11:44 AM
Joe Biden to Hunter - "now, that counts as both your birthday and Christmas present, ok?"
I went on eBay last week looking for advent calendars. Today I was shown these, "based on your recent views"
December 1, 2024 at 1:52 PM
I went on eBay last week looking for advent calendars. Today I was shown these, "based on your recent views"
Front of the Christmas tree / back of the Christmas tree
November 28, 2024 at 1:04 PM
Front of the Christmas tree / back of the Christmas tree
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got banned for life from the TaleSpin forums for suggesting that Baloo in TaleSpin is NOT the same bear as Baloo in The Jungle Book. People were screaming at me to shut the fuck up even though I provided EVIDENCE
November 27, 2024 at 6:58 PM
got banned for life from the TaleSpin forums for suggesting that Baloo in TaleSpin is NOT the same bear as Baloo in The Jungle Book. People were screaming at me to shut the fuck up even though I provided EVIDENCE
"Ok, final item on the agenda - I've got the solicitor coming today, so if we could all tone it down a bit until he goes, that would be great"
- Dracula, if he had any sense.
- Dracula, if he had any sense.
November 26, 2024 at 1:54 PM
"Ok, final item on the agenda - I've got the solicitor coming today, so if we could all tone it down a bit until he goes, that would be great"
- Dracula, if he had any sense.
- Dracula, if he had any sense.
The lyrics to My Old Man's a Dustman line up perfectly with Driving Home for Christmas by Chris Rea
JUDGE: it's not relevant to the case, but I'll allow it
JUDGE: it's not relevant to the case, but I'll allow it
November 25, 2024 at 3:49 PM
The lyrics to My Old Man's a Dustman line up perfectly with Driving Home for Christmas by Chris Rea
JUDGE: it's not relevant to the case, but I'll allow it
JUDGE: it's not relevant to the case, but I'll allow it
As an indicator of how bad my IBS is today, I've just farted so powerfully that I had to steady myself against a wall for a full five seconds.
November 22, 2024 at 12:05 PM
As an indicator of how bad my IBS is today, I've just farted so powerfully that I had to steady myself against a wall for a full five seconds.
Fifty five.
Your real age is 70 minus the number of musicians you recognize playing at Coachella 2025
November 22, 2024 at 10:33 AM
Fifty five.