The Local Bog Witch
@thelocalbogwitch.bsky.social
Angry blue stain in a deep red state
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She/Her | Wife | Cat Mom | Baby Gen X Curmudgeon/Geriatric Millennial
Beware: Here Be Cursing & the Odd Inappropriate Joke.
If you don't know me in meat-space, kindly refrain from DMs
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She/Her | Wife | Cat Mom | Baby Gen X Curmudgeon/Geriatric Millennial
Beware: Here Be Cursing & the Odd Inappropriate Joke.
If you don't know me in meat-space, kindly refrain from DMs
Just gonna leave this here before I go touch grass.
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Cheap Perfume-It's Okay To Punch Nazis
YouTube video by Cheap Perfume Band
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January 9, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Just gonna leave this here before I go touch grass.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sOS...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sOS...
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I don't care if the ICE agent had been previously dragged by a car. He killed a civilian without cause, just like law enforcement thugs have done to unarmed black and brown people since this country started. Fuck ICE. Fuck Trump, Fuck JD and Noem and Fuck ANYONE that defends this shit. ENOUGH!
January 9, 2026 at 5:18 PM
I don't care if the ICE agent had been previously dragged by a car. He killed a civilian without cause, just like law enforcement thugs have done to unarmed black and brown people since this country started. Fuck ICE. Fuck Trump, Fuck JD and Noem and Fuck ANYONE that defends this shit. ENOUGH!
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Let’s all wish Texas good luck with their plans for secession.
August 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Let’s all wish Texas good luck with their plans for secession.
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We should have the House right now. Let me say it again: we should have the House.
This ain’t just a Texas problem, it’s a national problem. They’re stealing seats to keep power, and that’s how we ended up with Speaker Johnson instead of Speaker Jeffries.
They can’t win fair, so they cheat.
This ain’t just a Texas problem, it’s a national problem. They’re stealing seats to keep power, and that’s how we ended up with Speaker Johnson instead of Speaker Jeffries.
They can’t win fair, so they cheat.
August 6, 2025 at 11:48 AM
We should have the House right now. Let me say it again: we should have the House.
This ain’t just a Texas problem, it’s a national problem. They’re stealing seats to keep power, and that’s how we ended up with Speaker Johnson instead of Speaker Jeffries.
They can’t win fair, so they cheat.
This ain’t just a Texas problem, it’s a national problem. They’re stealing seats to keep power, and that’s how we ended up with Speaker Johnson instead of Speaker Jeffries.
They can’t win fair, so they cheat.
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
WASHINGTON—Despite the president’s sagging approval rating overall, a Gallup Poll released Tuesday confirmed that Donald Trump’s support remained overwhelmingly strong among working-class American pedophiles. “Even though his polling numbers among Americans who are not sexually attracted to children have hit a second-term low, the president’s approval rating is still an impressive 80% among child rapists […]
theonion.com
August 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
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What... the actual F^CK?!
A "third party contracted worker"? Like, from a temp agency? How little job training did this person have that they could FORGET they had a three year old buckled into the car? This is just heartbreaking...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
A "third party contracted worker"? Like, from a temp agency? How little job training did this person have that they could FORGET they had a three year old buckled into the car? This is just heartbreaking...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Alabama child dies after being left in hot car while in state custody
Police investigate death of Ke’Torrius Starkes Jr, three, who was left inside car by contractor for state human resources
www.theguardian.com
July 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
What... the actual F^CK?!
A "third party contracted worker"? Like, from a temp agency? How little job training did this person have that they could FORGET they had a three year old buckled into the car? This is just heartbreaking...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
A "third party contracted worker"? Like, from a temp agency? How little job training did this person have that they could FORGET they had a three year old buckled into the car? This is just heartbreaking...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
The schadenfreude is top tier right now. 👌
I think it's coincidence (not attributing to malice something easily explained by stupidity...yet) but it's convenient how this all hit the fan as Trump's regime is bombing Iran, putting people in camps and killing us by cutting food and health funding.
I think it's coincidence (not attributing to malice something easily explained by stupidity...yet) but it's convenient how this all hit the fan as Trump's regime is bombing Iran, putting people in camps and killing us by cutting food and health funding.
it’s honestly hilarious to see how much the conspiracy right wingers are freaking out over the Epstein thing
their brains are completely cooked but if this is what it takes to get them to stop voting for republicans I’m not complaining
their brains are completely cooked but if this is what it takes to get them to stop voting for republicans I’m not complaining
July 8, 2025 at 6:37 PM
The schadenfreude is top tier right now. 👌
I think it's coincidence (not attributing to malice something easily explained by stupidity...yet) but it's convenient how this all hit the fan as Trump's regime is bombing Iran, putting people in camps and killing us by cutting food and health funding.
I think it's coincidence (not attributing to malice something easily explained by stupidity...yet) but it's convenient how this all hit the fan as Trump's regime is bombing Iran, putting people in camps and killing us by cutting food and health funding.
Hesgeth: "President Trump directed the most complex and secretive military operation in history.."
Meanwhile Churchill and Roosevelt are ROFL in the afterlife.
Meanwhile Churchill and Roosevelt are ROFL in the afterlife.
June 26, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Hesgeth: "President Trump directed the most complex and secretive military operation in history.."
Meanwhile Churchill and Roosevelt are ROFL in the afterlife.
Meanwhile Churchill and Roosevelt are ROFL in the afterlife.
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when i buy whiskey from the ABC store, that's like the soviet union, to me.
June 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
when i buy whiskey from the ABC store, that's like the soviet union, to me.
I would walk miles, barefoot, over broken glass if it meant this prospective line up was in charge as opposed to the current, malignant regime.
Thanks for your vote of confidence…I guess?!
Unlike you, I’d actually be focused on the American people—the issues they’re facing, making sure folks have healthcare, and consulting with Congress before dropping bombs on another country.
Unlike you, I’d actually be focused on the American people—the issues they’re facing, making sure folks have healthcare, and consulting with Congress before dropping bombs on another country.
June 26, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I would walk miles, barefoot, over broken glass if it meant this prospective line up was in charge as opposed to the current, malignant regime.
So happy to see that Zohran Mamdani won his primary. I hope this is the start of what will be a country-wide trend in our community elections.
June 25, 2025 at 4:11 AM
So happy to see that Zohran Mamdani won his primary. I hope this is the start of what will be a country-wide trend in our community elections.
Investigations continue but it's looking more and more like allowing people to open carry on crowded streets creates deadly situations...
Who could have possibly foreseen such a thing? 🙄
Who could have possibly foreseen such a thing? 🙄
Suspect in ‘No Kings’ rally shooting death in Utah released from jail
Police say Arturo Gamboa was carrying a rifle when safety volunteer fired on him and accidentally killed bystander
www.theguardian.com
June 21, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Investigations continue but it's looking more and more like allowing people to open carry on crowded streets creates deadly situations...
Who could have possibly foreseen such a thing? 🙄
Who could have possibly foreseen such a thing? 🙄
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Cops saying dont open the door for anyone dressed like a cop in the wake of the assassination/attempted assassination of 2 Democrats in Minnesota
“Good guy w/ a gun” narrative is dead. Even COPS will hesitate shooting a man DRESSED like a cop & future shooters now have a how-to.
“Good guy w/ a gun” narrative is dead. Even COPS will hesitate shooting a man DRESSED like a cop & future shooters now have a how-to.
June 14, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Cops saying dont open the door for anyone dressed like a cop in the wake of the assassination/attempted assassination of 2 Democrats in Minnesota
“Good guy w/ a gun” narrative is dead. Even COPS will hesitate shooting a man DRESSED like a cop & future shooters now have a how-to.
“Good guy w/ a gun” narrative is dead. Even COPS will hesitate shooting a man DRESSED like a cop & future shooters now have a how-to.
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June 14, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Wherever you are today, whatever form your resistance takes:
Remember that the regime is purposefully escalating to evoke fear and kill dissent. Be courageous but vigilant and watch out for one another.
In solidarity.
#NoKings
Remember that the regime is purposefully escalating to evoke fear and kill dissent. Be courageous but vigilant and watch out for one another.
In solidarity.
#NoKings
June 14, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Wherever you are today, whatever form your resistance takes:
Remember that the regime is purposefully escalating to evoke fear and kill dissent. Be courageous but vigilant and watch out for one another.
In solidarity.
#NoKings
Remember that the regime is purposefully escalating to evoke fear and kill dissent. Be courageous but vigilant and watch out for one another.
In solidarity.
#NoKings
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PSA: If you think a guy standing on a vandalized Waymo car with a Mexican flag is a bigger issue than the president calling for the arrest of a governor for no reason, you may have lost the plot.
June 9, 2025 at 7:53 PM
PSA: If you think a guy standing on a vandalized Waymo car with a Mexican flag is a bigger issue than the president calling for the arrest of a governor for no reason, you may have lost the plot.
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The events of the past few days has me recalling this Yeats poem:
June 8, 2025 at 11:35 PM
The events of the past few days has me recalling this Yeats poem:
Loving every moment of the two biggest attention whores in the world going at one another like the ugly, petty narcissists they are. Meanwhile, I'm sure JD Vance hope that in the kerfuffle, the Internet forgot about him. It has not.
June 6, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Loving every moment of the two biggest attention whores in the world going at one another like the ugly, petty narcissists they are. Meanwhile, I'm sure JD Vance hope that in the kerfuffle, the Internet forgot about him. It has not.
If only....
It's still early in the year, but I *do* have "Robert Kennedy Jr Wins a Darwin Award" on my BINGO card.
May 31, 2025 at 10:38 PM
If only....
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1/ 🧵 RFK Jr. recently claimed that "none of the vaccines on the CDC’s childhood recommended schedule were tested against an inert #placebo." This isn't true, but the issue is more nuanced than a soundbite allows. Let's break it down. 👇
May 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
1/ 🧵 RFK Jr. recently claimed that "none of the vaccines on the CDC’s childhood recommended schedule were tested against an inert #placebo." This isn't true, but the issue is more nuanced than a soundbite allows. Let's break it down. 👇
Next time someone asks, eyes glazed over as brain overheats trying to process why a married woman would willingly stay childless, "What? You mean you don't *want* kids? But WHY?!"
I will utter: "Watch the anime Crayon Shin-chan."
I will utter: "Watch the anime Crayon Shin-chan."
a cartoon character is covering his face with his hand and yawning .
Alt: a cartoon character is covering his face with his hand and yawning .
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May 5, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Next time someone asks, eyes glazed over as brain overheats trying to process why a married woman would willingly stay childless, "What? You mean you don't *want* kids? But WHY?!"
I will utter: "Watch the anime Crayon Shin-chan."
I will utter: "Watch the anime Crayon Shin-chan."