TheJenLars
@thejenlars.bsky.social
Interests include but not limited to: ChiSports (except WSox b/c gross), Iowa Hawkeyes, Cricut, museums and zoos, putting shirts on my dog. History and Anthropology double major now working at the hospital, usually at night. I should be sleeping.
Pinned
Monster 12 packs going up $4 means I'm going to get my caffeine elsewhere.
November 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Monster 12 packs going up $4 means I'm going to get my caffeine elsewhere.
Why make it easy? 🙃
Final:
Bears 19
Vikings 17
Bears 19
Vikings 17
November 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Why make it easy? 🙃
Nobody told me so much of adulthood would involve trying not to do things
November 15, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Nobody told me so much of adulthood would involve trying not to do things
Strange how our government attacking us is so normalized
Chicago may experience less tear gas use as Operation Midway Blitz winds down. Cold and wet weather reduce effectiveness, while wind adds unpredictability.
Wind, cold temps can change the impact of tear gas and pepper balls, experts say
chicago.suntimes.com
November 15, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Strange how our government attacking us is so normalized
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The Epstein files are going to result in a lot of illegal war crimes.
November 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
The Epstein files are going to result in a lot of illegal war crimes.
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hello marine biology bsky, does anyone know the orcas' phone numbers
November 15, 2025 at 2:50 PM
hello marine biology bsky, does anyone know the orcas' phone numbers
Am I making and selling crafts while I'm at work? Doesn't sound like me.
November 12, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Am I making and selling crafts while I'm at work? Doesn't sound like me.
I'd be so suspicious if someone talked to me like this...
Pirro: "Mr President, there is in this room a group of people who love you, who believe in you, and who are so proud to be in this Oval Office and to be part of this amazing day because you have changed the course of America."
November 11, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I'd be so suspicious if someone talked to me like this...
Hitting the wall. Not sure anybody signed up for the 9a tour, so I didn't consume extra caffeine. I have regrets, tour or no.
November 11, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Hitting the wall. Not sure anybody signed up for the 9a tour, so I didn't consume extra caffeine. I have regrets, tour or no.
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A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
Because I'm old, I have a pulled muscle in my back, and frankly this is not a good time for bodily treachery
November 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Because I'm old, I have a pulled muscle in my back, and frankly this is not a good time for bodily treachery
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The whole GOP shutdown strategy is hoping that sheer force of propaganda can convince the public that things getting worse does not reflect badly on the people in charge of the government, and that hurting America more will get Democrats to acquiesce to the Trump admin hurting America in other ways.
Sean Duffy: "We have a number of people who want to get home for the holidays, they want to see their family. Listen, many of them are not going to be able to get on an airplane."
November 9, 2025 at 4:28 PM
The whole GOP shutdown strategy is hoping that sheer force of propaganda can convince the public that things getting worse does not reflect badly on the people in charge of the government, and that hurting America more will get Democrats to acquiesce to the Trump admin hurting America in other ways.
Is a reply guy a skeet shooter?
November 9, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Is a reply guy a skeet shooter?
This bish keeps nodding off and snoring then acting like she was clearing her throat. I KNOW what is going on over there, lady
November 9, 2025 at 11:30 AM
This bish keeps nodding off and snoring then acting like she was clearing her throat. I KNOW what is going on over there, lady
A big pretzel with cheese would fix me
November 9, 2025 at 11:04 AM
A big pretzel with cheese would fix me
Night 13 of 13. Because I like to be a martyr.
November 9, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Night 13 of 13. Because I like to be a martyr.
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Of course I don’t post selfies. Like normal people my age I grew up hating the way I looked
November 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Of course I don’t post selfies. Like normal people my age I grew up hating the way I looked
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Thanks to Donald Trump, we have corrections like “the baby was exposed to pepper spray, not tear gas.” Fucking monsters.
The @chicagotribune.com has updated its story to clarify that the baby was exposed to pepper spray, not tear gas
Shots fired at immigration agents in Little Village as residents confront Bovino, Border Patrol, authorities say
Community members once again confronted a convoy of Border Patrol agents led by Cmdr. Gregory Bovino as it moved through Chicago’s South Side neighborhoods.
www.chicagotribune.com
November 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Thanks to Donald Trump, we have corrections like “the baby was exposed to pepper spray, not tear gas.” Fucking monsters.
Remember after one of the school shootings when Trump bragged he would have leapt into action to stop the shooter and save lives? Yeah
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Remember after one of the school shootings when Trump bragged he would have leapt into action to stop the shooter and save lives? Yeah
If I am tied to one place, it would have to be the Smithsonian. One building? Library of Congress.
just saw this on reddit and the idea FASCINATES me so tell me…where would you haunt? 👀
November 6, 2025 at 2:13 PM
If I am tied to one place, it would have to be the Smithsonian. One building? Library of Congress.
I work nights because I get paid more to deal with fewer people. Keep getting day job offers, but...
a woman with red hair is making a funny face while sitting in front of a crowd of people .
Alt: Lucille Ball makes a face between "yikes" and "eww." With a touch of hissing.
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I work nights because I get paid more to deal with fewer people. Keep getting day job offers, but...
Voted today for city council and school board. Local elections matter. My conservative mayor ran unopposed. I wrote in a coworker's name for funsies.
November 4, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Voted today for city council and school board. Local elections matter. My conservative mayor ran unopposed. I wrote in a coworker's name for funsies.
There should be more cranberries in my life. I hope after the holiday season, they linger.
November 3, 2025 at 9:58 AM
There should be more cranberries in my life. I hope after the holiday season, they linger.
Thanksgiving decorations are up at work. I was going to wait another day, but I was unable to leave blank windows after removing Halloween.
Love the colorful leaves.
Love the colorful leaves.
a cartoon of snoopy sitting under a tree with leaves falling around him
Alt: a cartoon of snoopy sitting under a tree with leaves falling around him
media.tenor.com
November 3, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Thanksgiving decorations are up at work. I was going to wait another day, but I was unable to leave blank windows after removing Halloween.
Love the colorful leaves.
Love the colorful leaves.
So for the last year and a half, I have been putting some words together, trying to formulate a reasonably coherent story. At first, I thought I was shooting for around 100,000 words. Soon I decided it was a four-book situation as I plotted out the fates of these people living in my head.
November 2, 2025 at 9:17 AM
So for the last year and a half, I have been putting some words together, trying to formulate a reasonably coherent story. At first, I thought I was shooting for around 100,000 words. Soon I decided it was a four-book situation as I plotted out the fates of these people living in my head.