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In related news, Donald Trump is all over the Epstein Files.

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Trump says…
January 8, 2026 at 3:04 AM
These Republicans defunded Cancer research, Seniors, Children’s health and Education, to fund ICE thugs and Billionaire tax cuts and ruined our economy backing Trump’s tariffs.

They’re hoping you forget that in November

Bresnahan
Fitzpatrick
Kean
LaLota
Lawler
Mackenzie
Max Miller
Salazar
Valadao
January 8, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Will CBS News survive its Bari [um] enema?
January 8, 2026 at 12:34 AM
🤣🤣🤣
January 8, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Tricia McLaughlin wins Baghdad Bob award for public disinformation

“In a surprise, McLaughlin, the DHS Assistant Secretary for Public Affairs bested prolific Trump administration liars Karoline Leavitt and Steven Cheung.

What was the difference?

“Her shameless cruelty”.
Folks remember that Tricia McLaughlin was caught lying about:

The LaMonica McIver incident
The Marimar Martinez shooting
The Silverio Villegas-Gonzalez shooting
Virtually everything about Kilmar Abrego
Virtually every other use of force incident
January 7, 2026 at 11:37 PM
In related news, Donald Trump is all over the Epstein Files.
January 7, 2026 at 10:57 PM
In related news, Rubio searches for his soul.
January 7, 2026 at 10:46 PM
“The dominant predator” isn’t a compliment.

Here it is, SpongeBlob BlackSquare
January 7, 2026 at 5:49 PM
In related news, Donald Trump
January 7, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Earlier in Chicago.. ICE CAPADES
January 7, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Meanwhile, Marco Rubio unsuccessfully searches for his soul.
January 7, 2026 at 3:02 AM
So what if the IT tech was also a gay priest?
9th Cir. will allow a Washington "Christian ministry" to decline to hire even non-ministerial employees like IT technicians who would "flout [the mission's] religious principles" (read: be gay) despite Washington anti-discrimination laws.

Judge Bumatay writes.

cdn.ca9.uscourts.gov/datastore/op...
January 6, 2026 at 8:15 PM
He couldn’t even successfully stage a coup…as president.
January 6, 2026 at 7:20 PM
No need to use AI to shame Trump
donald trump sits at a desk with a bald eagle on his desk
ALT: donald trump sits at a desk with a bald eagle on his desk
media.tenor.com
January 6, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Look, George Washington salutes Trump.
January 6, 2026 at 2:33 PM
“A salute from the first to the worst.”
January 6, 2026 at 2:18 PM
The most important thing you need to know about Maduro is that Donald Trump is all over the Epstein Files.
January 4, 2026 at 6:13 PM
In related news, Marco Rubio has lost his soul.

Good luck, Marco!
January 4, 2026 at 5:16 PM
“…then take them to The Hague for crimes against humanity.” (to be prosecuted by Jack Smith)
humanity.to
January 4, 2026 at 4:21 PM
In related news, no Epstein Files are stored in Venezuela.
January 3, 2026 at 8:05 PM
By Jack Smith
January 3, 2026 at 8:03 PM
In related news, the Epstein Files are not in Venezuela.
January 3, 2026 at 7:57 PM
In related news, Marco Rubio is still searching for his soul
January 3, 2026 at 6:38 PM
In related news, Donald Trump is all over the Epstein Files.
January 3, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Isn’t an ultimate piece of shit called a tur(d)?
January 3, 2026 at 2:57 AM