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In related news, Donald Trump is all over the Epstein Files.

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Trump says…
January 8, 2026 at 3:04 AM
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These Republicans defunded Cancer research, Seniors, Children’s health and Education, to fund ICE thugs and Billionaire tax cuts and ruined our economy backing Trump’s tariffs.

They’re hoping you forget that in November

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January 8, 2026 at 2:48 AM
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Will CBS News survive its Bari [um] enema?
January 8, 2026 at 12:34 AM
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🤣🤣🤣
January 8, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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Tricia McLaughlin wins Baghdad Bob award for public disinformation

“In a surprise, McLaughlin, the DHS Assistant Secretary for Public Affairs bested prolific Trump administration liars Karoline Leavitt and Steven Cheung.

What was the difference?

“Her shameless cruelty”.
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Folks remember that Tricia McLaughlin was caught lying about:

The LaMonica McIver incident
The Marimar Martinez shooting
The Silverio Villegas-Gonzalez shooting
Virtually everything about Kilmar Abrego
Virtually every other use of force incident
January 7, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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In related news, Donald Trump is all over the Epstein Files.
January 7, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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In related news, Rubio searches for his soul.
January 7, 2026 at 10:46 PM
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“The dominant predator” isn’t a compliment.

Here it is, SpongeBlob BlackSquare
January 7, 2026 at 5:49 PM
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In related news, Donald Trump
January 7, 2026 at 4:39 AM
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Earlier in Chicago.. ICE CAPADES
January 7, 2026 at 3:58 AM
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Meanwhile, Marco Rubio unsuccessfully searches for his soul.
January 7, 2026 at 3:02 AM
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So what if the IT tech was also a gay priest?
gabrielmalor.bsky.social Gabriel Malor @gabrielmalor.bsky.social · 1d
9th Cir. will allow a Washington "Christian ministry" to decline to hire even non-ministerial employees like IT technicians who would "flout [the mission's] religious principles" (read: be gay) despite Washington anti-discrimination laws.

Judge Bumatay writes.

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Union Gospel has shown it is likely to succeed on the merits of its claims based on the church autonomy doctrine. If a religious organization’s hiring of co-religionists for nonministerial positions rests on its sincerely held religious beliefs, then the church autonomy doctrine forbids government interference with that hiring decision. And recognizing the limits of employment law breaks no new ground. Congress has long exempted religious employers from federal employment laws that interfere with their ability “to define and carry out their religious missions.” Amos, 483 U.S. at 329, 339 (interpreting 42 U.S.C. § 2000e1). Other States within the Ninth Circuit have similar exemptions in their state analogs. See, e.g., Ariz. Rev. Stat. § 41-1462; Cal. Gov. Code § 12926(d); Haw. Rev. Stat. § 378-3(5); Idaho Code § 67-5910(1); Or. Rev. Stat. § 659A.006(5)(c); Mont. Code Ann. § 49-2-101(11); Nev. Rev. Stat. § 613.320(1)(b). Even Washington’s Legislature understood the importance of religious freedom in exempting religious organizations from WLAD’s scope—an exemption that stood for over 70 years. See Wash. Rev. Code § 49.60.040(11). This tension with the First Amendment arises only from Washington courts’ recent reading of WLAD. Given that interpretation’s outlier status, adhering to the church autonomy doctrine here is unlikely to have broader impact. We affirm the preliminary injunction.
January 6, 2026 at 8:15 PM
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He couldn’t even successfully stage a coup…as president.
January 6, 2026 at 7:20 PM
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No need to use AI to shame Trump
donald trump sits at a desk with a bald eagle on his desk
ALT: donald trump sits at a desk with a bald eagle on his desk
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January 6, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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Look, George Washington salutes Trump.
January 6, 2026 at 2:33 PM
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“A salute from the first to the worst.”
January 6, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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The most important thing you need to know about Maduro is that Donald Trump is all over the Epstein Files.
January 4, 2026 at 6:13 PM
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In related news, Marco Rubio has lost his soul.

Good luck, Marco!
Marco Rubio, in profile, is looking down.
January 4, 2026 at 5:16 PM
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“…then take them to The Hague for crimes against humanity.” (to be prosecuted by Jack Smith)
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January 4, 2026 at 4:21 PM
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In related news, no Epstein Files are stored in Venezuela.
January 3, 2026 at 8:05 PM
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By Jack Smith
January 3, 2026 at 8:03 PM
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In related news, the Epstein Files are not in Venezuela.
January 3, 2026 at 7:57 PM
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In related news, Marco Rubio is still searching for his soul
January 3, 2026 at 6:38 PM
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In related news, Donald Trump is all over the Epstein Files.
January 3, 2026 at 2:37 PM
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Isn’t an ultimate piece of shit called a tur(d)?
January 3, 2026 at 2:57 AM