Internet Witch
@theinternetwitch.bsky.social
Juniper | probably hexting
📍Rhode Island 🏴
Formerly Los Angeles, Joshua Tree, Boston
📍Rhode Island 🏴
Formerly Los Angeles, Joshua Tree, Boston
First of all, how are you all still traveling on planes unmasked? And if you’re the one coughing… do you really not have an ounce of consideration for the wellbeing of others? We were the only ones masked on our flights from Dublin to Italy and back. The. Only. Ones. 😷😷
January 7, 2026 at 12:36 AM
First of all, how are you all still traveling on planes unmasked? And if you’re the one coughing… do you really not have an ounce of consideration for the wellbeing of others? We were the only ones masked on our flights from Dublin to Italy and back. The. Only. Ones. 😷😷
now that I’m back in the US ive got lots of shit to talk since holding in case my phone was seized for social media review or whatever the fuck
January 6, 2026 at 7:36 PM
now that I’m back in the US ive got lots of shit to talk since holding in case my phone was seized for social media review or whatever the fuck
had a very nice time in Salerno
January 5, 2026 at 11:03 AM
had a very nice time in Salerno
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Americans do not want war. Congress needs to reign in this administration. Now.
Pray for peace and demand it from our elected officials.
The number to call your member of Congress: (202) 224-3121.
Don’t allow our government to put troops into another illegal war.
Pray for peace and demand it from our elected officials.
The number to call your member of Congress: (202) 224-3121.
Don’t allow our government to put troops into another illegal war.
January 3, 2026 at 10:29 AM
Americans do not want war. Congress needs to reign in this administration. Now.
Pray for peace and demand it from our elected officials.
The number to call your member of Congress: (202) 224-3121.
Don’t allow our government to put troops into another illegal war.
Pray for peace and demand it from our elected officials.
The number to call your member of Congress: (202) 224-3121.
Don’t allow our government to put troops into another illegal war.
More war crimes.
January 3, 2026 at 10:24 AM
More war crimes.
Happy New Years! From Palermo 🇮🇹🎉
December 31, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Happy New Years! From Palermo 🇮🇹🎉
Day one in Dublin, first stop:
Little Irish Breakfast ☘️
Little Irish Breakfast ☘️
December 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Day one in Dublin, first stop:
Little Irish Breakfast ☘️
Little Irish Breakfast ☘️
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Are you guys also planning your gooey Christmas texts two days in advance
December 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Are you guys also planning your gooey Christmas texts two days in advance
2 more days and we’ll be in a Dublin Christmas wonderland 🎄🍀✨
December 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
2 more days and we’ll be in a Dublin Christmas wonderland 🎄🍀✨
just watched spinal tap II…… how could anyone ever hurt that man. What sweet gentile cutie pie. I just hurt for his family and friends
December 22, 2025 at 4:05 AM
just watched spinal tap II…… how could anyone ever hurt that man. What sweet gentile cutie pie. I just hurt for his family and friends
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why is it always “the president is late” and never “the late president”
December 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
why is it always “the president is late” and never “the late president”
Leaving for honeymoon in one week 🥲
December 16, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Leaving for honeymoon in one week 🥲
My masters professor gave me an A+++++++ like this is Ralphie’s dream in a Christmas story
a group of children are sitting at their desks in a classroom with a make a gif.com watermark
ALT: a group of children are sitting at their desks in a classroom with a make a gif.com watermark
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December 15, 2025 at 12:44 AM
My masters professor gave me an A+++++++ like this is Ralphie’s dream in a Christmas story
Stuck in a loop where I keep quoting Jack Frost and saying shit like Snowman is better than No Man ☃️☠️
December 14, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Stuck in a loop where I keep quoting Jack Frost and saying shit like Snowman is better than No Man ☃️☠️
25% of the way to 100 streams today 😏 contribute to his song release by giving Sam Slick’s new song “Life’s Too Short” a listen (and make a couple artists feel hopeful that art transcends algorithms)
hey #musicsky 🦋 I want to help sam slick get to 100 streams on his new song #lifestooshort out today! If you see this, give the song a listen and reshare!
open.spotify.com/album/6z3ADr...
open.spotify.com/album/6z3ADr...
Life's Too Short
open.spotify.com
December 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
25% of the way to 100 streams today 😏 contribute to his song release by giving Sam Slick’s new song “Life’s Too Short” a listen (and make a couple artists feel hopeful that art transcends algorithms)
Why is it always truck nuts and never truck boobs
December 12, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Why is it always truck nuts and never truck boobs
hey #musicsky 🦋 I want to help sam slick get to 100 streams on his new song #lifestooshort out today! If you see this, give the song a listen and reshare. Here’s the #applemusic link
music.apple.com/us/album/lif...
music.apple.com/us/album/lif...
Life's Too Short - Single by Sam Slick on Apple Music
Album · 2025 · 1 Song
music.apple.com
December 12, 2025 at 1:41 PM
hey #musicsky 🦋 I want to help sam slick get to 100 streams on his new song #lifestooshort out today! If you see this, give the song a listen and reshare. Here’s the #applemusic link
music.apple.com/us/album/lif...
music.apple.com/us/album/lif...
hey #musicsky 🦋 I want to help sam slick get to 100 streams on his new song #lifestooshort out today! If you see this, give the song a listen and reshare!
open.spotify.com/album/6z3ADr...
open.spotify.com/album/6z3ADr...
Life's Too Short
open.spotify.com
December 12, 2025 at 1:38 PM
hey #musicsky 🦋 I want to help sam slick get to 100 streams on his new song #lifestooshort out today! If you see this, give the song a listen and reshare!
open.spotify.com/album/6z3ADr...
open.spotify.com/album/6z3ADr...
new song Life’s Too Short by Sam Slick out today 🪴
give it a listen, share with a friend
#newmusic #indieartist #folkrock
open.spotify.com/album/6z3ADr...
give it a listen, share with a friend
#newmusic #indieartist #folkrock
open.spotify.com/album/6z3ADr...
Life's Too Short
open.spotify.com
December 12, 2025 at 9:48 AM
new song Life’s Too Short by Sam Slick out today 🪴
give it a listen, share with a friend
#newmusic #indieartist #folkrock
open.spotify.com/album/6z3ADr...
give it a listen, share with a friend
#newmusic #indieartist #folkrock
open.spotify.com/album/6z3ADr...
WTF is this movie!!!!
December 11, 2025 at 11:21 PM
WTF is this movie!!!!
It’s beyond embarrassing when people ask “so what are you doing at home all day” and my answer is “developing an app…for school…”
December 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
It’s beyond embarrassing when people ask “so what are you doing at home all day” and my answer is “developing an app…for school…”
“gUaRaNtEeD hUmAn” …. Followed by 4 ½ minutes of ai ads / ads for ai
December 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
“gUaRaNtEeD hUmAn” …. Followed by 4 ½ minutes of ai ads / ads for ai
Has a cuter cat ever existed?
December 8, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Has a cuter cat ever existed?
Husband: there’s a lot of duck on the menu
Me: duck season?
Him: wabbit season
Me: duck season?
Him: wabbit season
December 8, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Husband: there’s a lot of duck on the menu
Me: duck season?
Him: wabbit season
Me: duck season?
Him: wabbit season