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🔞TheHorizontalTegu🔞
@thehorizontaltegu.bsky.social
32/CisMale (He/Him)/White & Middle Eastern/Bisexual/♋️/Theist/Autistic/OCD/PTSD/July 15 1992

MINORS, PEDOS, NAZIS, ZOOS, INCEST PESTS, & CRYPTO FANS DNI!

All Characters Depicted in NSFW are/Aged Up to 18+ years of age

Age in Bio, or I block

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How many times do I need to spell it out for people?

This is a porn (And sometimes politics) account, if you're not into porn, DON'T FOLLOW THIS ACCOUNT!!!
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working at the nyt
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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GUESS WHO'S BACK‼️

they got approved for an apartment! however they could really use help with the security deposit and moving expenses.

altogether they'd need $1,200. WE HAVE ONE WEEK TO RAISE THIS AMOUNT. ONE WEEK. PLEASE HELP.

PAYPAL PREFERRED BUT CASHAPP IS OKAY TOO!! @ goblinthempress
November 12, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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woah ! i posted !
October 22, 2024 at 12:33 PM
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are you letting me ride?
November 13, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Poverty is a policy decision.

Concentrated wealth is a policy decision.

Inequality is a policy decision.

Remember this.
November 12, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Hey ♥️
November 12, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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Daisy will NOT be in the Super Mario Galaxy Movie!
November 12, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Orange dreamsicle
November 13, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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Queen of the depths 🖤
November 6, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Help them ASAP!
GUESS WHO'S BACK‼️

they got approved for an apartment! however they could really use help with the security deposit and moving expenses.

altogether they'd need $1,200. WE HAVE ONE WEEK TO RAISE THIS AMOUNT. ONE WEEK. PLEASE HELP.

PAYPAL PREFERRED BUT CASHAPP IS OKAY TOO!! @ goblinthempress
November 13, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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Newly released Epstein emails confirm this story.

Epstein was advising Russia on how to handle Donald Trump.
November 13, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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we got a red light bed at work ♥️🍷🥀

#realnsfw #mombod #milf #alternative #tattoos #alt #belly #hipdips
November 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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the first clay pot I ever threw on a wheel has finally been glazed.
November 13, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Earnest post: there is increasingly direct evidence that Trump participated in child sex trafficking or at least knew about it.

He should resign, be impeached and removed from office, and prosecuted.

Even if you don’t think that WILL happen it’s important to say publicly that it SHOULD happen.
November 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Hands on my side
November 13, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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unfair comp or skill based matchmaking
November 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Amy

Character by @captoons.bsky.social
- art 2025
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Brown 🟤🟤
November 13, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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Hidden in the controversial about UK "choking ban" proposal are a host of even more egregious proposals that could:

* make camming illegal
* redefine escort ads as pimping
* render model contracts unenforceable
* criminalize discussions of teen sexuality

And a whole lot more ...
Moral panic about rough sex gives way to censorship in the UK
British regulators and lawmakers are hot on a measure that would make possessing or publishing strangulation porn a crime.
reason.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Ten years in prison for tipping a cam model to masturbate.

The Crime and Policing Bill is working overtime to re-criminalize sex work ... which I guess will give them crime and more funds for policing.
November 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Exactly 9 mos after our first #TeslaTakedown we’re asking you to join us in #SuperiorCO to say #NoTrillionaires Sat. Nov 15th 11-1, 2 S. Marshall Rd in Superior.
www.mobilize.us/sobocoindivi...
No Trillionaires Day of Action · SoBoCo Indivisible
Elon Musk is destroying democracy around the world, and he's using the fortune he built at Tesla to do it. Tesla shareholders have just approved an almost $1 trillion package for Elon. But whether he...
www.mobilize.us
November 13, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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#SaveSpeech

if you are in the EU you should be FURIOUS with your leaders for pushing this through in such an undemocratic manner.

continue to raise your voices and contact your representatives. demand that Chat Control be put down for good.
November 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM