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🔞TheHorizontalTegu🔞
@thehorizontaltegu.bsky.social
32/CisMale (He/Him)/White & Middle Eastern/Bisexual/♋️/Theist/Autistic/OCD/PTSD/July 15 1992

MINORS, PEDOS, NAZIS, ZOOS, INCEST PESTS, & CRYPTO FANS DNI!

All Characters Depicted in NSFW are/Aged Up to 18+ years of age

Age in Bio, or I block

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Elon Musk be like...
November 10, 2025 at 7:26 AM
I say this because while it is a small victory for Turning Point, the fact that they won a council member in Mesa is a sign of things that could come if we are not diligent.
November 5, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Why am I picturing Gay Clown Putin blubbering and honking frantically?
October 26, 2025 at 10:07 PM
October 21, 2025 at 9:22 AM
September 29, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Not on my watch!
September 28, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Elon Mollusk beat him to the punch a while back.
September 17, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I'll admit, I'm a mediocre artist, but something sorta like this? @smoothdunk2.bsky.social
September 13, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Probably because the game they came from was originally meant to be an original game with a talking clock rather than Sonic? /hj
September 11, 2025 at 8:20 AM
How's about this Latina punk gamer bae named Elena Revuelta?
September 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
August 31, 2025 at 9:16 PM
August 29, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Clanker? You mean the cyborg shark from Banjo-Kazooie?
August 25, 2025 at 6:43 AM
For those wondering who this is, it's Madam Pearl from the infamous Felix the Cat Movie.
August 21, 2025 at 8:25 PM
And that war criminal should always have little Rule 34!

She poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered a plague unto our houses!
August 14, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Plus, they have the characters "interact" w/ muted captions & have a tendency to make these absurd movie posters where they tack on the assortment of characters into it w/ no rhyme or reason. (3/5)
August 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
For those wondering what he looks like. Would love for Spooky to appear in more stuff!
August 11, 2025 at 8:37 AM
A lot better than Pac-Mom that replaced poor Mrs. Pac-Man. Although I do like Pac-Mom's hat...
August 11, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Had to save the pic
August 11, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Let me join in the fun too!
August 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Four more and I'm done
August 1, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Ta da
August 1, 2025 at 10:33 AM
As for guys... Fukaboshi!
July 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Make sure this guy gets added to any chud lists and block them.
July 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM
And here's the heads by themselves if you want to do your own photoedit parodies of them.
July 12, 2025 at 8:17 AM