🔞TheHorizontalTegu🔞
@thehorizontaltegu.bsky.social
32/CisMale (He/Him)/White & Middle Eastern/Bisexual/♋️/Theist/Autistic/OCD/PTSD/July 15 1992
MINORS, PEDOS, NAZIS, ZOOS, INCEST PESTS, & CRYPTO FANS DNI!
All Characters Depicted in NSFW are/Aged Up to 18+ years of age
Age in Bio, or I block
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MINORS, PEDOS, NAZIS, ZOOS, INCEST PESTS, & CRYPTO FANS DNI!
All Characters Depicted in NSFW are/Aged Up to 18+ years of age
Age in Bio, or I block
READ PIN
Elon Musk be like...
November 10, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Elon Musk be like...
I say this because while it is a small victory for Turning Point, the fact that they won a council member in Mesa is a sign of things that could come if we are not diligent.
November 5, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I say this because while it is a small victory for Turning Point, the fact that they won a council member in Mesa is a sign of things that could come if we are not diligent.
Why am I picturing Gay Clown Putin blubbering and honking frantically?
October 26, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Why am I picturing Gay Clown Putin blubbering and honking frantically?
Not on my watch!
September 28, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Not on my watch!
Elon Mollusk beat him to the punch a while back.
September 17, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Elon Mollusk beat him to the punch a while back.
I'll admit, I'm a mediocre artist, but something sorta like this? @smoothdunk2.bsky.social
September 13, 2025 at 10:19 AM
I'll admit, I'm a mediocre artist, but something sorta like this? @smoothdunk2.bsky.social
Probably because the game they came from was originally meant to be an original game with a talking clock rather than Sonic? /hj
September 11, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Probably because the game they came from was originally meant to be an original game with a talking clock rather than Sonic? /hj
How's about this Latina punk gamer bae named Elena Revuelta?
September 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
How's about this Latina punk gamer bae named Elena Revuelta?
Clanker? You mean the cyborg shark from Banjo-Kazooie?
August 25, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Clanker? You mean the cyborg shark from Banjo-Kazooie?
For those wondering who this is, it's Madam Pearl from the infamous Felix the Cat Movie.
August 21, 2025 at 8:25 PM
For those wondering who this is, it's Madam Pearl from the infamous Felix the Cat Movie.
And that war criminal should always have little Rule 34!
She poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered a plague unto our houses!
She poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered a plague unto our houses!
August 14, 2025 at 12:15 PM
And that war criminal should always have little Rule 34!
She poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered a plague unto our houses!
She poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered a plague unto our houses!
Plus, they have the characters "interact" w/ muted captions & have a tendency to make these absurd movie posters where they tack on the assortment of characters into it w/ no rhyme or reason. (3/5)
August 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Plus, they have the characters "interact" w/ muted captions & have a tendency to make these absurd movie posters where they tack on the assortment of characters into it w/ no rhyme or reason. (3/5)
For those wondering what he looks like. Would love for Spooky to appear in more stuff!
August 11, 2025 at 8:37 AM
For those wondering what he looks like. Would love for Spooky to appear in more stuff!
A lot better than Pac-Mom that replaced poor Mrs. Pac-Man. Although I do like Pac-Mom's hat...
August 11, 2025 at 8:22 AM
A lot better than Pac-Mom that replaced poor Mrs. Pac-Man. Although I do like Pac-Mom's hat...
Had to save the pic
August 11, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Had to save the pic
Let me join in the fun too!
August 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Let me join in the fun too!
Four more and I'm done
August 1, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Four more and I'm done
As for guys... Fukaboshi!
July 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
As for guys... Fukaboshi!
Make sure this guy gets added to any chud lists and block them.
July 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Make sure this guy gets added to any chud lists and block them.
And here's the heads by themselves if you want to do your own photoedit parodies of them.
July 12, 2025 at 8:17 AM
And here's the heads by themselves if you want to do your own photoedit parodies of them.