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🔞TheHorizontalTegu🔞
@thehorizontaltegu.bsky.social
32/CisMale (He/Him)/White & Middle Eastern/Bisexual/♋️/Theist/Autistic/OCD/PTSD/July 15 1992

MINORS, PEDOS, NAZIS, ZOOS, INCEST PESTS, & CRYPTO FANS DNI!

All Characters Depicted in NSFW are/Aged Up to 18+ years of age

Age in Bio, or I block

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How many times do I need to spell it out for people?

This is a porn (And sometimes politics) account, if you're not into porn, DON'T FOLLOW THIS ACCOUNT!!!
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You've heard of Facecam. Prepare for Faecam: a device for livestreaming fairies.
November 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM
For the love of Pete, help them out!
i'm trying to be nice and everything but i'm actually really stressed dealing with all these different situations going on rn so like can please get some interaction and movement on my goals before i have a breakdown 😭
November 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Fat ass Friday again already? 😍🍑

#bbw #bbwsky #fat #fatfetish #bigbooty #fatass #pawg #thick #nsfwsky #realnsfw
November 14, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Dear Americans,

THOU SHALT RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES! The victims deserve justice!!!

God
November 14, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Bold
November 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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working at the nyt
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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GUESS WHO'S BACK‼️

they got approved for an apartment! however they could really use help with the security deposit and moving expenses.

altogether they'd need $1,200. WE HAVE ONE WEEK TO RAISE THIS AMOUNT. ONE WEEK. PLEASE HELP.

PAYPAL PREFERRED BUT CASHAPP IS OKAY TOO!! @ goblinthempress
November 12, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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woah ! i posted !
October 22, 2024 at 12:33 PM
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are you letting me ride?
November 13, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Poverty is a policy decision.

Concentrated wealth is a policy decision.

Inequality is a policy decision.

Remember this.
November 12, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Hey ♥️
November 12, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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Daisy will NOT be in the Super Mario Galaxy Movie!
November 12, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Orange dreamsicle
November 13, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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Queen of the depths 🖤
November 6, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Help them ASAP!
GUESS WHO'S BACK‼️

they got approved for an apartment! however they could really use help with the security deposit and moving expenses.

altogether they'd need $1,200. WE HAVE ONE WEEK TO RAISE THIS AMOUNT. ONE WEEK. PLEASE HELP.

PAYPAL PREFERRED BUT CASHAPP IS OKAY TOO!! @ goblinthempress
November 13, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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Newly released Epstein emails confirm this story.

Epstein was advising Russia on how to handle Donald Trump.
November 13, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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we got a red light bed at work ♥️🍷🥀

#realnsfw #mombod #milf #alternative #tattoos #alt #belly #hipdips
November 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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the first clay pot I ever threw on a wheel has finally been glazed.
November 13, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Earnest post: there is increasingly direct evidence that Trump participated in child sex trafficking or at least knew about it.

He should resign, be impeached and removed from office, and prosecuted.

Even if you don’t think that WILL happen it’s important to say publicly that it SHOULD happen.
November 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Hands on my side
November 13, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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unfair comp or skill based matchmaking
November 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Amy

Character by @captoons.bsky.social
- art 2025
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM