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Dave D
@thehitmanpunk.bsky.social
"Hey you wanna shoot me in the face and see if I wake up tomorrow?" Captain of the KOR Respect Army. Hasn't read a goddamn thing anyone's ever written. Hockey, Football, Wrestling and Video Game opinion man.
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It is time boys and girlies, for my first time on bluesky 2025-26 NHL Season Preview. On the old site before each season I used to post my annual projections and add some commentary going into each new NHL Season. Now that this is my new digs, we shall be doing this annually here.
Going to post about it after we get a few more games at the AHL level, but, if you can't have a PP coach and are tied to a war criminal for the next 60+ games, whats the next best thing to a real PP coach? A dreamed up PP coach, and who could potentially be in the war criminals spot next season.
November 18, 2025 at 11:46 AM
One last note, I think since some people were just luke warm or had critiques on the signing after last year, we might need a Matt Roy apology letter for some.
November 18, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Apparently Roy and Chychrun were dominant tonight and Wilson and Pro were very good?

I like Sourdif at Center.
#NHL GameScore Impact Card for Washington Capitals on 2025-11-17

#ALLCAPS
November 18, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Well it wasn't impressive, and it was very boring, but they won I guess. Guess I can't be too picky when i was just yelling at them to get a result.
November 18, 2025 at 2:36 AM
This game was a certified Dale Hunter^TM classic (almost fell asleep multiple times)
November 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
GLASS
November 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
This is who you're hurting when you refuse to shoot above 10%, is this who you want to be hurting :(
November 18, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Charlie's Rebound Control: Still concerning
November 18, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Being able to play well in non even strength situations must be so cool for teams. It must be nice knowing they can play in different game states.
November 18, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Special Teams status: Still dead
November 18, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Looks like Ovechkin got one while I was finishing dinner.
November 18, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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My message to folks watching Cowboys-Raiders.
For real, y'all. You don't have to hate-read things. You don't have to hate-watch, hate-follow, any of those.

There are so many things in daily life that is going to make you angry, if you're paying any attention at all. Why seek out more of them?
November 18, 2025 at 12:49 AM
1 goal on 15 shots, were doing the thing where we dont score again.
November 18, 2025 at 12:44 AM
STOP PASSING BACKWARDS IN THE DEFENSIVE ZONE
November 18, 2025 at 12:40 AM
They got the early one making us think they were giong to score tonight, and still end the period under 10% shooting.
November 18, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Live tune in of Ryan Leonard shooting the puck: *insert Puck hitting glass behind the net.mp3*
November 18, 2025 at 12:32 AM
#FireKirkMuller (scheduled skeet)
November 18, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Please do not make me watch the Power Play, torture has been banned by the Geneva Convention.
November 18, 2025 at 12:28 AM
As i've said before, never play 24 in the middle again, he's so more clarly comfortable playing outside with post his playmaking and his shot.
November 18, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I dont know what Matt Roy be doing there, but it worked.
November 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
72-26-9
22-29-53
a shirtless man says " that 's gross " in front of a mirror
ALT: a shirtless man says " that 's gross " in front of a mirror
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I dove into the schedule going into last week being hard, this upcoming week doesn't get any easier.

v. LA today (coming off a SO, great for a team that can't score)
v. EDM Wednesday (have fun stopping McDavid & Drai)
v. MTL on a B2B (in Montreal, nothing bad ever happens to us there).
November 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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MEESA PROUD TO BE ACCEPTIN THE NOMINATION OF DE GREEN PARTY FOR PRESIDENT OF THESE-A UNITED STATES
November 17, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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Conservatives on Twitter when asked why they weren’t in the Epstein Files
November 17, 2025 at 1:29 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 1:10 AM