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Dave D
@thehitmanpunk.bsky.social
"Hey you wanna shoot me in the face and see if I wake up tomorrow?" Captain of the KOR Respect Army. Hasn't read a goddamn thing anyone's ever written. Hockey, Football, Wrestling and Video Game opinion man.
November 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Well it wasn't impressive, and it was very boring, but they won I guess. Guess I can't be too picky when i was just yelling at them to get a result.
November 18, 2025 at 2:36 AM
This game was a certified Dale Hunter^TM classic (almost fell asleep multiple times)
November 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
This is who you're hurting when you refuse to shoot above 10%, is this who you want to be hurting :(
November 18, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Against my will, it is another Washington Capitals gameday
November 17, 2025 at 11:48 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Yall score power play goals
November 16, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Like if I hear one more time about the process though, not to be Moneyball guy but I'm gonna be Moneyball guy, I just have this scene running in my head right now every time I hear "process" out of this group.
November 16, 2025 at 5:31 AM
1) Did that look like a motivated/hungry team in the first 20 minutes. Did that look like a team fighting for each other and their season

2) I don't care whats worked in the past, something is not working now. You can't keep using the same systems (special teams especially) thats not working.
November 16, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Meaningless words from a group that has done 0 action. "Gut Feeling" is it also your gut feeling to continue running a hapless powerplay, keep 24 at in the middle until tonight, and whatever other things.
November 16, 2025 at 3:18 AM
November 16, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Do not ever play him in the middle again.
November 16, 2025 at 2:24 AM
November 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
29 in the middle, 24 on the wing.
November 16, 2025 at 12:07 AM
What is a man, a miserable little pile of Washington Capitals gameday skeets and rants
November 15, 2025 at 11:18 PM
24 is still at Center.
November 15, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Gary Bettmans dream
November 15, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Kirk Muller and probably Scott Allen are Hockey terrorists
November 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
We're seeing this issue with him for alot of the all year stats also. This is every player whos skated at least 20 min with 24 all season so far (ignore Charlie). Thats 13 players. 9 out of 13 have better xGF% away from 24. Now granted 24 has a few better xGs away from some, but ~75% are better w/o
November 14, 2025 at 10:31 AM
"Players will get here that can shoot the puck in the net"

Would suggest players who are on the team can't shoot the puck in the net/there are players who aren't on the team that shoot the puck in the net that they want to try to go after.
November 14, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I feel like I'm Billy Beane in Moneyball anytime i'm reading other Caps fans try to diagnose the problems of this team. Only 1 of the position groups are in the top 10 of age for the NHL (and thats the Defensemen tied at 10th). Neither the F's (which includes Ovi) or the goalies are.
November 14, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Me when i've suffered severe brain damage.
November 14, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Only two capitals are near within even 10% of 24. He's getting Worse as time drags on.
November 14, 2025 at 2:44 AM
He legitimately might not get a contract offer.
November 14, 2025 at 1:55 AM
It’s time to double down from Tuesday, it is a Washington Capitals gameday
November 13, 2025 at 11:52 PM