the herpderpingest
theherpderpingest.bsky.social
the herpderpingest
@theherpderpingest.bsky.social
Quadragenarian demi-bisexual with ADHD. I came here to look at Jayvik art and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum.

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God gives his biggest babygirls to his tiredest blorbos.
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February 10, 2026 at 2:54 AM
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#jayvik

I couldn’t resist….
February 10, 2026 at 2:45 AM
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they're not magic numbers, you just need some broth
February 10, 2026 at 2:55 AM
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That's bc he truly meant it and he wasn't lying
February 10, 2026 at 2:40 AM
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we got white jayce. we got brown jayce. we got chinese jayce. he's just running the gauntlet. next thing you know he'll be ginger
February 10, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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new flash sheet for work. its been foggy in town #tattooart #silenthill
January 22, 2026 at 12:41 AM
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there is something deeply wrong with him
October 26, 2024 at 6:14 AM
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Day 2: Bondage
#SubBottomVDay #jayvik
February 9, 2026 at 6:23 AM
You know somewhere along the line Viktor created a star chart for Jayce for some reason.
February 10, 2026 at 1:06 AM
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the way viktor is like "your idea has potential" and jayce corrects him with "OUR," in their night together is so fucking funny even after all these years hes just instantly going im pregnant and its #yours
November 28, 2025 at 9:49 PM
My favorite flavor of Dimitri tbh
Technically since this my debut of Dimitri: I imagine that Dimitri is the nicest guy ever and has done absolutely nothing to prompt Jayce to dislike him and YET Jayce has the strongest distrust of him
I think maybe Dimitri is very similar to Jayce but Jayce resents that because he’s a - 1/3
February 10, 2026 at 12:50 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 3:32 PM
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"can we be more than... this?"

💕 Hi happy day1 of #zaundadsweek2026 !! prompt: confession + young love
#zaundads #vanco #nsfw (not really)
February 9, 2026 at 9:20 PM
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please give us more personal data please please please please c’mon you’re being so mean dude. we only got breached like three times. we’re NOT going to sell it man please please please plus its for like safety? so you’re the one who looks stupid right now come on pleaaaaaase just one data point bro
February 9, 2026 at 6:44 PM
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;)
February 9, 2026 at 9:52 PM
I was struck with a vision of Jayce G getting sloppy drunk and singing "Dancing On My Own" at karaoke when he learned Viktor was working for Glasc Industries.
February 9, 2026 at 8:48 PM
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it should be said again and again that Peter Thiel, who is present in the Epstein files, is one of the most prominent names SELLING AGE VERIFICATION TECH to governments. but they'll still say those measures are "to protect the kids."
February 9, 2026 at 6:03 PM
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girl what's got you smiling like that ..... #jayvik #yurijayvik #femjayvik #viktorarcane
February 8, 2026 at 7:31 AM
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Viktor’s cat ⚜️
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#Jayvik #Arcanesky #Arcane
February 9, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Benito, thank you for making the halftime show a little gay.
Omg this is so good I missed this! VERY intentional shot lingering on two men grinding on each other

Throughout his career Benito has been an ally to the LGBTQ community and has tried to push back against the machismo prevalent in Latin music
February 9, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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Omg this is so good I missed this! VERY intentional shot lingering on two men grinding on each other

Throughout his career Benito has been an ally to the LGBTQ community and has tried to push back against the machismo prevalent in Latin music
February 9, 2026 at 3:27 AM
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Oh my god, so many people are canceling Nitro that it's having issues processing it, cook 'em hard bois.
February 9, 2026 at 4:12 PM
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found my first nsfw jayvik and retouched it a little eheh
#jayvik
May 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 2:46 PM