Kinda like The Metamorphosis except Jayce never stops being loving and supportive.

Give me a Viktor that just slides into bug mode whenever he's grumpy or horny.

”Jayce I feel like if you do not fuck me right this instant my head is going to split open. No I'm serious, Jayce!!!”

(I am gnawing on the bars of my enclosure for more Manamancy... but doing so in a respectful, patient, and supportive way.)

Even in my limited experience, selling takes a lot! So much coordination. And traveling can often be that kind of non-restful break. I hope you get some rest.

I definitely thought you meant something different by "rock nerd" for a second, but the fact that you mean minerals makes it even better.

Someone's gonna get ate.

We just don't know who or how yet.

MONSTER FUCKER COMES* IN FOUR GREAT NEW FLAVORS

WILD WEREWOLF WANGERMELON
MUMMY MEMBER MANGO
VIRILE VAMPIRE VANILLA
MYSTERY GHOST GOO

*PUN INTENDED