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Elizᵗʰ
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I've said it before and I'm gonna keep saying it:

if queerness is what challenges and subverts traditional ideas of relationships and families, then #metvthreestooges is queer as hell
"Hey, ain'tcha even gonna put him to sleep?"
"Oh, you're gonna get technical, eh? In the closet."
#metvthreestooges
November 30, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Flo, Mary and Shirley are presumably just standing over there incredulously watching these men who have wandered into their apartment and are now all taking a bath together fully clothed #metvthreestooges
November 29, 2025 at 11:29 PM
only even tuned in to #metvthreestooges because I saw that "Gents Without Cents" was on, a classic
November 29, 2025 at 11:25 PM
i love the prison pennants in this #metvthreestooges short
November 29, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Google Drive at my work has now hidden the Print button behind an extra click, in favor of an AI "Create Audio Overview" button

hey google, you know how often I want to print a shipping label? every time.

you know how often I want to LISTEN to a SUMMARY of a SHIPPING LABEL?
November 7, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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I understand why "Help me, help me" is The Line from this movie.

That was CHILLING.

#Svengoolie
October 26, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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This ending is completely ridiculous.

It also happens to be skin-crawlingly creepy, terrifyingly weird, and utterly impossible to forget.

#Svengoolie
October 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
#svengoolie "but for one instant he was careless! okay for uh... definitely at least like three instants he was careless. probably more."
October 26, 2025 at 2:24 AM
#svengoolie and then he got together with his brother's wife and they all lived happily ever after
October 26, 2025 at 2:23 AM
#svengoolie so uh.... can the Inspector testify to this and get Helène off?

okay good, I'm glad they're figuring out a story
October 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
#svengoolie yes let's continue lying to the child
#svengoolie
(Daddy was crushed by a hydraulic press weeks ago)
"When's Daddy coming home?"
"Soon."

yeah this is good parenting
October 26, 2025 at 2:21 AM
"you wish to check the warrant? as next of kin, you have the right."

huh?? #svengoolie
October 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM
#svengoolie is this gonna be like (the book) incredible shrinking man where he tries to get people's attention but it totally fails and they forget about him
October 26, 2025 at 2:14 AM
#svengoolie ooh it's the iconic bit
October 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
"show me the fly."

oh hey, that's what #svengoolie 's doing right now
October 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
also wait, remind me why he has a giant press? like I had an impression it's related to the family business but in that case why is it in his basement with his other weird experiments #svengoolie
#svengoolie is it weird that he's got a "permanent battery" and a "portable reactor" in the works, but now he's invented a teleporter instead, and he either hasn't been putting in sustained work on any of them and/or hasn't talked to his wife about what he's working on for probably years?
October 26, 2025 at 2:08 AM
#svengoolie has used this melody before, but who cares, it's a goodern
October 26, 2025 at 2:02 AM
#svengoolie okay this is actually some really good drama
October 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
#svengoolie is it a little arrogant to discover something horrible and then destroy all your notes instead of telling the world? like how do you know somebody else won't discover the same horrible thing next year?
October 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Wasn’t Vincent Price in this movie? #Svengoolie
October 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
#svengoolie swoon and monster carry! 🍻
October 26, 2025 at 1:56 AM
#svengoolie "darling I love you and I want you so much"

"🪰 baby I'm really not in the mood right now"
October 26, 2025 at 1:56 AM
#svengoolie okay that typewritten text is legit horror
October 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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The son was too far ahead on his quest. His mom hadn't gotten to the part about needing the fly yet. #svengoolie
October 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
#svengoolie okay so like, if he had a call button or something in his lab, he could have asked his wife for help immediately and she wouldn't have let the boy release the fly in the first place, he didn't have to just chill out in his lab with a fly head all day
October 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM