Ryan Smith
@thesmithminute.bsky.social
Semi-retired radio personality. Avid DIYer. Essential retail worker navigating the craziness. Purveyor of obscure references and deep cuts. What TV Tropes would call a Deadpan Snarker.
Can’t wait for the sequel movies: The Amazing Colossal Man Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla and Little Amazing Colossal Man on the Prairie. #Svengoolie
February 1, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Can’t wait for the sequel movies: The Amazing Colossal Man Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla and Little Amazing Colossal Man on the Prairie. #Svengoolie
By his sacrifice, Glenn Manning brings the gift of color to his world. Making this a bizarre prequel to Pleasantville. #Svengoolie
February 1, 2026 at 3:04 AM
By his sacrifice, Glenn Manning brings the gift of color to his world. Making this a bizarre prequel to Pleasantville. #Svengoolie
Excedrin headache number nine. Thousand. #Svengoolie
February 1, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Excedrin headache number nine. Thousand. #Svengoolie
“I need to know where you buried the money!” #Svengoolie
February 1, 2026 at 3:01 AM
“I need to know where you buried the money!” #Svengoolie
Yes, it was. How many other buses were there? #Svengoolie
February 1, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Yes, it was. How many other buses were there? #Svengoolie
The amazing inconsistent scale man. #Svengoolie
February 1, 2026 at 2:59 AM
The amazing inconsistent scale man. #Svengoolie
The stealthy giant strikes again! #Svengoolie
February 1, 2026 at 2:59 AM
The stealthy giant strikes again! #Svengoolie
No, that’s a better film. #Svengoolie
February 1, 2026 at 2:57 AM
No, that’s a better film. #Svengoolie
I’d probably have postponed the field trip until after the 60-foot-tall man had left the city. Just as a precaution. #Svengoolie
February 1, 2026 at 2:55 AM
I’d probably have postponed the field trip until after the 60-foot-tall man had left the city. Just as a precaution. #Svengoolie
“Also, I’m not wearing pants. Now back to regularly scheduled programming.” #Svengoolie
February 1, 2026 at 2:46 AM
“Also, I’m not wearing pants. Now back to regularly scheduled programming.” #Svengoolie
A 60-foot-tall man has not been seen in one of the most populated areas in the country. Right. #Svengoolie
February 1, 2026 at 2:45 AM
A 60-foot-tall man has not been seen in one of the most populated areas in the country. Right. #Svengoolie
Well, I mean, he could talk to Dr. Carmichael. It would just be a one-sided conversation. #Svengoolie
February 1, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Well, I mean, he could talk to Dr. Carmichael. It would just be a one-sided conversation. #Svengoolie
“Yes? Yes. My refrigerator is running.” #Svengoolie
February 1, 2026 at 2:43 AM
“Yes? Yes. My refrigerator is running.” #Svengoolie
Wow. He’s really sugar-coating this for her. #Svengoolie
February 1, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Wow. He’s really sugar-coating this for her. #Svengoolie
“Minilla’s already organizing a welcome for him.” #Svengoolie
February 1, 2026 at 2:41 AM
“Minilla’s already organizing a welcome for him.” #Svengoolie
New petition against tax! #Svengoolie
February 1, 2026 at 2:41 AM
New petition against tax! #Svengoolie
“Summers in Bangkok… luge lessons…” #Svengoolie
February 1, 2026 at 2:40 AM
“Summers in Bangkok… luge lessons…” #Svengoolie
“Why are you showing me a picture of David Janssen?!” #Svengoolie
February 1, 2026 at 2:39 AM
“Why are you showing me a picture of David Janssen?!” #Svengoolie
“You will be tested on this!” #Svengoolie
February 1, 2026 at 2:38 AM
“You will be tested on this!” #Svengoolie
Amnesia? How is his brain not a Slurpee at this point? #Svengoolie
February 1, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Amnesia? How is his brain not a Slurpee at this point? #Svengoolie
“We were going to show you Gigli, but there were Geneva Convention considerations.” #Svengoolie
February 1, 2026 at 2:37 AM
“We were going to show you Gigli, but there were Geneva Convention considerations.” #Svengoolie
“We’re going to start with pictures of lutefisk and go from there.” #Svengoolie
February 1, 2026 at 2:28 AM
“We’re going to start with pictures of lutefisk and go from there.” #Svengoolie
“Also, for the record, I do not own any non-skinny ties.” #Svengoolie
February 1, 2026 at 2:24 AM
“Also, for the record, I do not own any non-skinny ties.” #Svengoolie
From where? I didn’t see any open wounds on him. #Svengoolie
February 1, 2026 at 2:23 AM
From where? I didn’t see any open wounds on him. #Svengoolie
Very considerate of him to fall so cleanly, missing everyone. #Svengoolie
February 1, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Very considerate of him to fall so cleanly, missing everyone. #Svengoolie