Ryan Smith
@thesmithminute.bsky.social
Semi-retired radio personality. Avid DIYer. Essential retail worker navigating the craziness. Purveyor of obscure references and deep cuts. What TV Tropes would call a Deadpan Snarker.
And Dracula is dead. Until the next time. #Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 3:24 AM
And Dracula is dead. Until the next time. #Svengoolie
We left the reverb on in the dubbing studio. Let’s see if anyone notices! #Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 3:23 AM
We left the reverb on in the dubbing studio. Let’s see if anyone notices! #Svengoolie
How did he get out the first time? Can’t he go back that way? #Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 3:21 AM
How did he get out the first time? Can’t he go back that way? #Svengoolie
Mary Jane’s Last Dance, Transylvania Edition. #Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Mary Jane’s Last Dance, Transylvania Edition. #Svengoolie
The horses, fed up with their treatment so far, flee the movie. #Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 3:20 AM
The horses, fed up with their treatment so far, flee the movie. #Svengoolie
That was some sped-up footage. #Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 3:19 AM
That was some sped-up footage. #Svengoolie
Which means he would have to get through the door, Gavin McLeod. #Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Which means he would have to get through the door, Gavin McLeod. #Svengoolie
🎶Denis Moore, Denis Moore, riding through the land…🎶 #Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 3:17 AM
🎶Denis Moore, Denis Moore, riding through the land…🎶 #Svengoolie
They could have pushed him into a door or something so the stake would do its job. #Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 3:12 AM
They could have pushed him into a door or something so the stake would do its job. #Svengoolie
“My turn to act? Not yet? Okay, I’ll wait.” #Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 3:09 AM
“My turn to act? Not yet? Okay, I’ll wait.” #Svengoolie
Surprised he’s not trickling blood after that. #Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Surprised he’s not trickling blood after that. #Svengoolie
They couldn’t have fixed the window that quickly. #Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 3:07 AM
They couldn’t have fixed the window that quickly. #Svengoolie
It’s like a Good Humor Man convention in that pub tonight. #Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 3:06 AM
It’s like a Good Humor Man convention in that pub tonight. #Svengoolie
So right now, no one is staying with Maria. #Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 3:05 AM
So right now, no one is staying with Maria. #Svengoolie
“I could tell you, but we need the drama.” #Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 3:02 AM
“I could tell you, but we need the drama.” #Svengoolie
“I believe he is the Kwisatz Haderach.” #Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 3:01 AM
“I believe he is the Kwisatz Haderach.” #Svengoolie
So Dracula can close the window with his mind but not open it? #Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 2:58 AM
So Dracula can close the window with his mind but not open it? #Svengoolie
Convenient hair placement. #Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Convenient hair placement. #Svengoolie
Dracula has the power to change the focal length on the camera lens! #Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Dracula has the power to change the focal length on the camera lens! #Svengoolie
“I’ve come for the soup. Bean with Bacon. One of my favorites.” #Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 2:48 AM
“I’ve come for the soup. Bean with Bacon. One of my favorites.” #Svengoolie
“No, you pretty well summed it up.” #Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 2:46 AM
“No, you pretty well summed it up.” #Svengoolie
Rooms for rent. Locks optional. #Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Rooms for rent. Locks optional. #Svengoolie
“And I’ve been reading the script!” #Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 2:43 AM
“And I’ve been reading the script!” #Svengoolie