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Pearjams
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Engineer, love animals, reader, Svengoolie watcher, etc.
Svedka Vodka. For robots. #SuperbowlLX
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
I expect the Seattle Seahawks to win with their special poison attack. #SuperbowlLX
February 9, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Ooh Eartha Kitt on #Batman. #Svengoolie #Gorgon
February 8, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Good night #svenpals. Enjoy your week and I will also see you next week for Dinoshark and Gwengoolie. #Svengoolie #Gorgon
February 8, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Svengoolie can't retire. He already sleeps in a coffin and I can't guarantee it doesn't get better than that. #Svengoolie #Gorgon
February 8, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Gwengoolie is hilarious. Sven shouldn't steal her clothes though. He might stretch them out. #Svengoolie #Gorgon
February 8, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Magheara died. The End. It's over. Christopher Lee lived, everyone else died. #Svengoolie #Gorgon
February 8, 2026 at 3:13 AM
I like instant stone better. A statue mid stroke is way cooler than some guy laying on the floor. #Svengoolie #Gorgon
February 8, 2026 at 3:11 AM
These are the dirtiest pigs I've seen since yesterday (thanks to national news.) #Svengoolie #Gorgon
February 8, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Is he sleeping on a bunch of chairs with a mattress on top? #Svengoolie #Gorgon
February 8, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Did they roll all important papers up like doobies? #Svengoolie #Gorgon
February 8, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Leaving the fireplace lit seems like a bad idea. #Svengoolie #Gorgon
February 8, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Dinoshark next week with the beautiful Gwengoolie. #Svengoolie #Gorgon
a person in a t-rex costume is standing in a living room with their mouth open .
ALT: a person in a t-rex costume is standing in a living room with their mouth open .
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February 8, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Does anyone else think gorgons were once beautiful? Then they just let themselves go and became hard to look at. #Svengoolie #Gorgon
February 8, 2026 at 2:42 AM
I'm glad she stood up, stone straight, and told him to take a long walk. #Svengoolie #Gorgon
February 8, 2026 at 2:40 AM
"Don't use long words. They don't suit you." Is going in my repertoire. #Svengoolie #Gorgon
February 8, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Now Christopher Lee arrives to save the day. He is going to put the smack down on her. Take the sledgehammer to her. Wham! nothing but pebbles. #Svengoolie #Gorgon
February 8, 2026 at 2:27 AM
That body looked like death. He should have taken better care of himself. #Svengoolie #Gorgon
February 8, 2026 at 2:21 AM
A better question is "Who wasn't a grave robber in the 1800s?" #Svengoolie #Gorgon
February 8, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Stone grey hair doesn't look right on that guy. #Svengoolie #Gorgon
February 8, 2026 at 2:19 AM
I saw a monster in the water reflection once. It took a moment for me to realize it was myself. #Svengoolie #Gorgon
February 8, 2026 at 2:03 AM
These Victorian women just kind of threw themselves at guys didn't they? #Svengoolie #Gorgon
February 8, 2026 at 1:54 AM
He looks pretty ashen. He should probably go see a doctor or something. #Svengoolie #Gorgon
February 8, 2026 at 1:43 AM
I thought exploding pigeons were a newer invention. #Svengoolie #Gorgon
February 8, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Nice castle for being abandoned. They never look that nice when I see abandoned European castles for sale. #Svengoolie #Gorgon
February 8, 2026 at 1:39 AM