Pearjams
@pearjams.bsky.social
Engineer, love animals, reader, Svengoolie watcher, etc.
House of Svengoolie ends. I will see you next week #svenpals for regularly scheduled programming. #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie #averybradychristmas
November 30, 2025 at 6:02 AM
House of Svengoolie ends. I will see you next week #svenpals for regularly scheduled programming. #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie #averybradychristmas
I feel dumber having watched that. Why was it so bad? The music, the plot, the vague attempts at conflict with immediate resolution, or everything combined? Who knows #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie #averybradychristmas
November 30, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I feel dumber having watched that. Why was it so bad? The music, the plot, the vague attempts at conflict with immediate resolution, or everything combined? Who knows #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie #averybradychristmas
Singing Christmas music opened the cave in. This movie makes no sense. #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie #averybradychristmas
November 30, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Singing Christmas music opened the cave in. This movie makes no sense. #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie #averybradychristmas
Was Jan electrocuted? What is up with her hair? She has that Something About Mary hairdo. #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie #averybradychristmas
November 30, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Was Jan electrocuted? What is up with her hair? She has that Something About Mary hairdo. #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie #averybradychristmas
Thanks Uncomfortably Affectionate Theater for putting my thoughts into a skit. The Bradys are horndogs. #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie #averybradychristmas
November 30, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Thanks Uncomfortably Affectionate Theater for putting my thoughts into a skit. The Bradys are horndogs. #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie #averybradychristmas
Just shine the light in his eyes, uncles don't need to sleep. #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie #averybradychristmas
November 30, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Just shine the light in his eyes, uncles don't need to sleep. #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie #averybradychristmas
Women are way better at rolling their eyes. Must be genetic. #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie #averybradychristmas
November 30, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Women are way better at rolling their eyes. Must be genetic. #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie #averybradychristmas
You can tell it's a movie because none of the kids had a flight cancellation. #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie #averybradychristmas
November 30, 2025 at 4:59 AM
You can tell it's a movie because none of the kids had a flight cancellation. #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie #averybradychristmas
November 30, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I guess that's one way to keep your boss occupied. #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie #averybradychristmas
November 30, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I guess that's one way to keep your boss occupied. #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie #averybradychristmas
November 30, 2025 at 4:10 AM
And then y'know Jan. Moving on. Hilarious. Love you, Gwengoolie. #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie #averybradychristmas
November 30, 2025 at 4:06 AM
And then y'know Jan. Moving on. Hilarious. Love you, Gwengoolie. #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie #averybradychristmas
The boys tent was the size of a garage. And the girls tent was so small it fell down immediately. #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie #averybradychristmas
November 30, 2025 at 3:57 AM
The boys tent was the size of a garage. And the girls tent was so small it fell down immediately. #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie #averybradychristmas
Meet a younger woman = plucking chickens. Good to know. #houseofsvengoolie #averybradychristmas
November 30, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Meet a younger woman = plucking chickens. Good to know. #houseofsvengoolie #averybradychristmas
I thought Grease was a musical. #houseofsvengoolie #averybradychristmas
November 30, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I thought Grease was a musical. #houseofsvengoolie #averybradychristmas
I bet she is having the guy keep him out of the house so she can search for her gift. #houseofsvengoolie #averybradychristmas
November 30, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I bet she is having the guy keep him out of the house so she can search for her gift. #houseofsvengoolie #averybradychristmas
That is why being married is hard. You have no privacy. She can follow you anywhere. Even the bathroom. #houseofsvengoolie #averybradychristmas
November 30, 2025 at 3:36 AM
That is why being married is hard. You have no privacy. She can follow you anywhere. Even the bathroom. #houseofsvengoolie #averybradychristmas
November 30, 2025 at 3:30 AM
So who was Vorelli? Who was Hugo? Is the girl safe? The end? Where is the climax? #svengoolie #devildoll
November 30, 2025 at 3:14 AM
So who was Vorelli? Who was Hugo? Is the girl safe? The end? Where is the climax? #svengoolie #devildoll
How does one kill a wooden puppet? I need to know for science. #svengoolie #devildoll
November 30, 2025 at 3:12 AM
How does one kill a wooden puppet? I need to know for science. #svengoolie #devildoll
Women who like older men don't even seem to think for themselves. Sad. #svengoolie #devildoll
November 30, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Women who like older men don't even seem to think for themselves. Sad. #svengoolie #devildoll
Accidentally stabbed in the chest by hypnotist who wanted to stab him in the chest. Justice! #svengoolie #devildoll
November 30, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Accidentally stabbed in the chest by hypnotist who wanted to stab him in the chest. Justice! #svengoolie #devildoll
So moving people into dummies works like velociraptor training. Just wave your hand in front of it's face. #svengoolie #devildoll
November 30, 2025 at 2:46 AM
So moving people into dummies works like velociraptor training. Just wave your hand in front of it's face. #svengoolie #devildoll
My assistant was just murdered. Would you like to be my new assistant? A half naked woman required to walk around the stage and make me look good. Pay is the dummy's tips. #svengoolie #devildoll
November 30, 2025 at 2:42 AM
My assistant was just murdered. Would you like to be my new assistant? A half naked woman required to walk around the stage and make me look good. Pay is the dummy's tips. #svengoolie #devildoll