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Breakfast Dans
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· Nov 21
I’ll issue a blanket statement: If I don’t have to put you to bed you can have juice
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Demand nothing less.
January 24, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Demand nothing less.
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The whole interview is worth it
January 24, 2026 at 8:53 PM
The whole interview is worth it
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The official policy of the government of the United States of America is that they will murder anyone they want, that they will tell any lie necessary to justify that murder, and that no one who resists them has any rights they are bound to respect.
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January 24, 2026 at 7:18 PM
The official policy of the government of the United States of America is that they will murder anyone they want, that they will tell any lie necessary to justify that murder, and that no one who resists them has any rights they are bound to respect.
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The phantom menace is not a good movie, he says, from 1999
January 24, 2026 at 2:02 AM
The phantom menace is not a good movie, he says, from 1999
not me researching how to move to ireland
January 23, 2026 at 11:11 AM
not me researching how to move to ireland
This guy visited while we were on vacation and I have no idea what it is. For context, the last pic is an eastern bluebird
January 22, 2026 at 4:49 PM
This guy visited while we were on vacation and I have no idea what it is. For context, the last pic is an eastern bluebird
I’ve been up since 1:30am local time, I am ready to snap at the slightest inconvenience
January 22, 2026 at 12:46 AM
I’ve been up since 1:30am local time, I am ready to snap at the slightest inconvenience
French food was fine. I don’t get the overall hype. Crepes and ham sandwiches are obviously good, but that’s hard to do wrong.
January 22, 2026 at 12:13 AM
French food was fine. I don’t get the overall hype. Crepes and ham sandwiches are obviously good, but that’s hard to do wrong.
My Louvre tour got shifted to the afternoon because a Monday morning strike. Sure, a strike
January 18, 2026 at 10:06 PM
My Louvre tour got shifted to the afternoon because a Monday morning strike. Sure, a strike
It is 50 freedom degrees here and folks are swaddled up like it’s Minnesota
January 15, 2026 at 4:33 PM
It is 50 freedom degrees here and folks are swaddled up like it’s Minnesota
We’re at an hour and a half delay now and still not boarded 🥴
January 15, 2026 at 1:23 AM
We’re at an hour and a half delay now and still not boarded 🥴
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/9 The classic response is to say this: imagine you are in your favorite Italian restaurant. The waiter delivers a magnificent dish of delicious pasta. In the middle is a cockroach. Do you send it back, or eat around the cockroach? The government wants to you eat around the cockroach.
January 14, 2026 at 6:27 PM
/9 The classic response is to say this: imagine you are in your favorite Italian restaurant. The waiter delivers a magnificent dish of delicious pasta. In the middle is a cockroach. Do you send it back, or eat around the cockroach? The government wants to you eat around the cockroach.
Good day for a Verizon network outage
January 14, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Good day for a Verizon network outage
A nice pair of titmice
January 12, 2026 at 2:24 AM
A nice pair of titmice
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You’re right—swallowing the bird was a half-measure. The bird did eat the spider, as planned, but now you have a bird in you. It reminds you of swallowing the spider to catch the fly. You’re seeing the pattern.
Would you like me to suggest some animals which could eat the bird?
Would you like me to suggest some animals which could eat the bird?
January 11, 2026 at 3:01 PM
You’re right—swallowing the bird was a half-measure. The bird did eat the spider, as planned, but now you have a bird in you. It reminds you of swallowing the spider to catch the fly. You’re seeing the pattern.
Would you like me to suggest some animals which could eat the bird?
Would you like me to suggest some animals which could eat the bird?
Today we have an American goldfinch, a tufted titmouse, and a pair of house finches
January 10, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Today we have an American goldfinch, a tufted titmouse, and a pair of house finches
This is now a birb account
January 8, 2026 at 4:35 PM
This is now a birb account
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Garland's Civil War got mixed reviews when it came out and I get it but it has been really _sticky_ in the culture and in my own mind; there are some scenes that have not left me and seemingly will not
even the movie shitposting subreddit is discussing the current political moment. huh.
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January 8, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Garland's Civil War got mixed reviews when it came out and I get it but it has been really _sticky_ in the culture and in my own mind; there are some scenes that have not left me and seemingly will not
Got my first birb at home, a Carolina chickadee. My dude was here all day
January 8, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Got my first birb at home, a Carolina chickadee. My dude was here all day
I am sitting on my deck with string lights and drinking a beer. The dogs are watching the woods. It’s nice.
January 7, 2026 at 3:37 AM
I am sitting on my deck with string lights and drinking a beer. The dogs are watching the woods. It’s nice.
Leftovers
Given that apparently the Stranger Things finale was meh (idk, didn't watch it, just the scuttlebutt) and we're not that far removed from the disastrous GOT finale that retroactively made everyone have never cared about the show:
What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
January 6, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Leftovers