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Cornholio in many ways is a manifestation of the madness he lives under. Forced to be a pawn he yearns for freedom, he lashes out against the world around him but cannot bring himself to do so *as himself* because to do so would mean to confront the devil Butthead and the suffering he has inflicted
November 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Cornholio in many ways is a manifestation of the madness he lives under. Forced to be a pawn he yearns for freedom, he lashes out against the world around him but cannot bring himself to do so *as himself* because to do so would mean to confront the devil Butthead and the suffering he has inflicted
Me, at halftime, predicting a 10 point after seeing this Florida team wilt in every 2nd half
November 16, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Me, at halftime, predicting a 10 point after seeing this Florida team wilt in every 2nd half
Spending my Saturday trying to find the best flights to Paris in January
November 15, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Spending my Saturday trying to find the best flights to Paris in January
Had some nice garlic bread with cheese melted on it sitting in the counter just waiting for the meat to heat up for an excellent sandwich. I turn around and the large dog stole it then washed it down with toilet water. wtf
November 15, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Had some nice garlic bread with cheese melted on it sitting in the counter just waiting for the meat to heat up for an excellent sandwich. I turn around and the large dog stole it then washed it down with toilet water. wtf
Achievement unlocked: connection in DFW is only 2 gates away
November 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Achievement unlocked: connection in DFW is only 2 gates away
It’s only 10am local, but it’s 1pm at home…..
November 7, 2025 at 5:54 PM
It’s only 10am local, but it’s 1pm at home…..
My starting airport and final destination are not listed in the faa slowdown. My connection is, though!
November 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
My starting airport and final destination are not listed in the faa slowdown. My connection is, though!
Enjoying sushi and a large Japanese beer
November 7, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Enjoying sushi and a large Japanese beer
I am eating a steak and going to bed before 9pm tonight
November 5, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I am eating a steak and going to bed before 9pm tonight
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I forgot how great lack of humidity is
November 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I forgot how great lack of humidity is
The Buffalo Wild Wings in terminal D told me they were out of boneless wings, fries, onion rings, ranch, blue cheese, salads,
November 4, 2025 at 12:54 AM
The Buffalo Wild Wings in terminal D told me they were out of boneless wings, fries, onion rings, ranch, blue cheese, salads,
I have always been an Arizona wildcats fan
November 2, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I have always been an Arizona wildcats fan
Films that fly through ATL often: I got a meeting scheduled on me during a layover there that I can’t move. My plan is try to get into the delta lounge. Any other options?
October 31, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Films that fly through ATL often: I got a meeting scheduled on me during a layover there that I can’t move. My plan is try to get into the delta lounge. Any other options?
I have always avoided dodge challengers
List of cars to get away from as safely yet quickly as possible while driving:
-Nissan Altima
-Nissan Maxima
-Any Nissan, actually
-Dodge Ram
-Tesla (all models)
-Kia Stinger
-Chrysler Pacifica
-Ford Bronco Sport
-Nissan Altima
-Nissan Maxima
-Any Nissan, actually
-Dodge Ram
-Tesla (all models)
-Kia Stinger
-Chrysler Pacifica
-Ford Bronco Sport
October 30, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I have always avoided dodge challengers
The spirit Halloween popped up in the same place as last year. It’s not right
October 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The spirit Halloween popped up in the same place as last year. It’s not right
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was mulling over in-groups/out-groups, and was like if only you could demagogue people into seeing all human beings and even life on earth as an in-group, and then was like I guess you'd need to convince them of some fake alien threat, and re-invented ozymandias's plan from first principles lol
October 24, 2025 at 2:22 PM
was mulling over in-groups/out-groups, and was like if only you could demagogue people into seeing all human beings and even life on earth as an in-group, and then was like I guess you'd need to convince them of some fake alien threat, and re-invented ozymandias's plan from first principles lol
handjob burger king on the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social is going to live in my head for an uncomfortable amount of time
October 22, 2025 at 1:12 PM
handjob burger king on the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social is going to live in my head for an uncomfortable amount of time
There’s a guy (or two) that like to dump stuff over the wall at the last minute and expect me to jump on it while cc’ing a bunch of people. The first time I gave some grace, the 2nd time I did the bare minimum in 15 mins and responded all with their errors included.
Enough about Work Husbands and Work Wives.
You ever had a legitimate Work Enemy? Because I’ve had several. I never start with these people and I always warn them. But they never listen. 🫠
You ever had a legitimate Work Enemy? Because I’ve had several. I never start with these people and I always warn them. But they never listen. 🫠
October 20, 2025 at 5:59 PM
There’s a guy (or two) that like to dump stuff over the wall at the last minute and expect me to jump on it while cc’ing a bunch of people. The first time I gave some grace, the 2nd time I did the bare minimum in 15 mins and responded all with their errors included.
Firing Napier after a win feels weird
October 19, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Firing Napier after a win feels weird
A room with a view
October 19, 2025 at 1:00 AM
A room with a view