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Cornholio in many ways is a manifestation of the madness he lives under. Forced to be a pawn he yearns for freedom, he lashes out against the world around him but cannot bring himself to do so *as himself* because to do so would mean to confront the devil Butthead and the suffering he has inflicted
November 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Me, at halftime, predicting a 10 point after seeing this Florida team wilt in every 2nd half
November 16, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Spending my Saturday trying to find the best flights to Paris in January
November 15, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Had some nice garlic bread with cheese melted on it sitting in the counter just waiting for the meat to heat up for an excellent sandwich. I turn around and the large dog stole it then washed it down with toilet water. wtf
November 15, 2025 at 5:55 PM
G-U-I-L-L-O-T-I-N-E
open.spotify.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Achievement unlocked: connection in DFW is only 2 gates away
November 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
It’s only 10am local, but it’s 1pm at home…..
November 7, 2025 at 5:54 PM
My starting airport and final destination are not listed in the faa slowdown. My connection is, though!
November 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Enjoying sushi and a large Japanese beer
November 7, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I am eating a steak and going to bed before 9pm tonight
November 5, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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stay tuned
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I forgot how great lack of humidity is
November 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
The Buffalo Wild Wings in terminal D told me they were out of boneless wings, fries, onion rings, ranch, blue cheese, salads,
November 4, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I have always been an Arizona wildcats fan
November 2, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Films that fly through ATL often: I got a meeting scheduled on me during a layover there that I can’t move. My plan is try to get into the delta lounge. Any other options?
October 31, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I have always avoided dodge challengers
List of cars to get away from as safely yet quickly as possible while driving:
-Nissan Altima
-Nissan Maxima
-Any Nissan, actually
-Dodge Ram
-Tesla (all models)
-Kia Stinger
-Chrysler Pacifica
-Ford Bronco Sport
October 30, 2025 at 1:11 AM
excuse me?
October 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Lol lsu what
October 27, 2025 at 12:35 AM
The spirit Halloween popped up in the same place as last year. It’s not right
October 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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was mulling over in-groups/out-groups, and was like if only you could demagogue people into seeing all human beings and even life on earth as an in-group, and then was like I guess you'd need to convince them of some fake alien threat, and re-invented ozymandias's plan from first principles lol
October 24, 2025 at 2:22 PM
handjob burger king on the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social is going to live in my head for an uncomfortable amount of time
October 22, 2025 at 1:12 PM
There’s a guy (or two) that like to dump stuff over the wall at the last minute and expect me to jump on it while cc’ing a bunch of people. The first time I gave some grace, the 2nd time I did the bare minimum in 15 mins and responded all with their errors included.
Enough about Work Husbands and Work Wives.

You ever had a legitimate Work Enemy? Because I’ve had several. I never start with these people and I always warn them. But they never listen. 🫠
October 20, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Firing Napier after a win feels weird
October 19, 2025 at 6:37 PM
lol noles
October 19, 2025 at 1:51 PM
A room with a view
October 19, 2025 at 1:00 AM