Kathryn
@thegirlatthegig.bsky.social
Right, if a necklace goes round your neck, and an anklet goes round your ankle, why is it a bracelet and not a wristlet? Or a wristlace? Who came up with this?
December 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Right, if a necklace goes round your neck, and an anklet goes round your ankle, why is it a bracelet and not a wristlet? Or a wristlace? Who came up with this?
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
December 8, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
I had a cat named Snowball, she died, she died
Mom said she was sleeping, she lied! She lied!
Why oh why is my cat dead?
Couldn’t that Chrysler have hit me instead?
Mom said she was sleeping, she lied! She lied!
Why oh why is my cat dead?
Couldn’t that Chrysler have hit me instead?
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 7, 2025 at 7:52 AM
I had a cat named Snowball, she died, she died
Mom said she was sleeping, she lied! She lied!
Why oh why is my cat dead?
Couldn’t that Chrysler have hit me instead?
Mom said she was sleeping, she lied! She lied!
Why oh why is my cat dead?
Couldn’t that Chrysler have hit me instead?
This is the time to listen to ALL the guilty pleasures in Spotify, already done your 2025 wrapped, too early to count for 2026, listen to all your favourite guilty pleasures! You want the cheeky girls on repeat without judgement? THIS IS YOUR TIME!
December 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM
This is the time to listen to ALL the guilty pleasures in Spotify, already done your 2025 wrapped, too early to count for 2026, listen to all your favourite guilty pleasures! You want the cheeky girls on repeat without judgement? THIS IS YOUR TIME!
I’m 40 today.
It’s also the third of four super moons in a row.
I feel like that’s a sign.
Dunno what of but still.
It’s also the third of four super moons in a row.
I feel like that’s a sign.
Dunno what of but still.
December 4, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I’m 40 today.
It’s also the third of four super moons in a row.
I feel like that’s a sign.
Dunno what of but still.
It’s also the third of four super moons in a row.
I feel like that’s a sign.
Dunno what of but still.
Been staying at my mam’s the last couple of nights, she has these plug in air fresheners that make me sneeze like you’ve thrown me in a swimming pool filled with pepper.
Send help.
(I’ve had three hours of sleep because I cannot stop sneezing)
Send help.
(I’ve had three hours of sleep because I cannot stop sneezing)
December 4, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Been staying at my mam’s the last couple of nights, she has these plug in air fresheners that make me sneeze like you’ve thrown me in a swimming pool filled with pepper.
Send help.
(I’ve had three hours of sleep because I cannot stop sneezing)
Send help.
(I’ve had three hours of sleep because I cannot stop sneezing)
Whamageddon is coming…
November 30, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Whamageddon is coming…
I saw the fella that scored two of the Newcastle goals in the park here a couple of weeks ago, felt like one of the football people because I knew who he was, haha
(I had no idea when I was in the park, guy I was with explained because I was confused why he was excited)
(Go sport!)
(I had no idea when I was in the park, guy I was with explained because I was confused why he was excited)
(Go sport!)
November 30, 2025 at 6:47 AM
I saw the fella that scored two of the Newcastle goals in the park here a couple of weeks ago, felt like one of the football people because I knew who he was, haha
(I had no idea when I was in the park, guy I was with explained because I was confused why he was excited)
(Go sport!)
(I had no idea when I was in the park, guy I was with explained because I was confused why he was excited)
(Go sport!)
ONE MORE SHIFT TO TEN DAY OFFFFFFFFF!!
November 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM
ONE MORE SHIFT TO TEN DAY OFFFFFFFFF!!
You just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Death by Black Forest hot chocolate sounds about right to be honest. Is it health issues from drinking too much or do I drown in it? I’m good either way.
Death by Black Forest hot chocolate sounds about right to be honest. Is it health issues from drinking too much or do I drown in it? I’m good either way.
November 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
You just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Death by Black Forest hot chocolate sounds about right to be honest. Is it health issues from drinking too much or do I drown in it? I’m good either way.
Death by Black Forest hot chocolate sounds about right to be honest. Is it health issues from drinking too much or do I drown in it? I’m good either way.
“Groovy”
if you were gonna get a tramp stamp of a line from a horror movie what would you get?
November 23, 2025 at 11:31 AM
“Groovy”
Has anyone watched that “my father the btk killer” on Netflix? Did it annoy you as much as it’s annoying me? “My dad killed ten people but I’M the real victim!!!
Oh shut up man.
Oh shut up man.
November 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Has anyone watched that “my father the btk killer” on Netflix? Did it annoy you as much as it’s annoying me? “My dad killed ten people but I’M the real victim!!!
Oh shut up man.
Oh shut up man.
Six more shifts and I have 10 days off…
November 19, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Six more shifts and I have 10 days off…
“Bob Vylan did a nazi salute!!!”
Ok I just saw the footage where that rumour came from and, erm, sir that is yoga haha.
I asked a question in school one time where I put my hand up, want to clarify incase of photos, that wasn’t a salute either.
Nor was me reaching the top cupboard in the kitchen.
Ok I just saw the footage where that rumour came from and, erm, sir that is yoga haha.
I asked a question in school one time where I put my hand up, want to clarify incase of photos, that wasn’t a salute either.
Nor was me reaching the top cupboard in the kitchen.
November 11, 2025 at 9:04 AM
“Bob Vylan did a nazi salute!!!”
Ok I just saw the footage where that rumour came from and, erm, sir that is yoga haha.
I asked a question in school one time where I put my hand up, want to clarify incase of photos, that wasn’t a salute either.
Nor was me reaching the top cupboard in the kitchen.
Ok I just saw the footage where that rumour came from and, erm, sir that is yoga haha.
I asked a question in school one time where I put my hand up, want to clarify incase of photos, that wasn’t a salute either.
Nor was me reaching the top cupboard in the kitchen.
Wait…what?
I was in my mid 30s when I realised Gibraltar isn't an island.
November 7, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Wait…what?
Woman on this train eating a family bag size of Doritos, but holding it with one hand, scrolling her phone with her other hand, and just sticking her whole head in the bag to eat crisps out.
Monday vibe on the metro.
It’s both gross and inspiring.
Give no fucks this week.
Thanks, metro lady.
Monday vibe on the metro.
It’s both gross and inspiring.
Give no fucks this week.
Thanks, metro lady.
November 3, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Woman on this train eating a family bag size of Doritos, but holding it with one hand, scrolling her phone with her other hand, and just sticking her whole head in the bag to eat crisps out.
Monday vibe on the metro.
It’s both gross and inspiring.
Give no fucks this week.
Thanks, metro lady.
Monday vibe on the metro.
It’s both gross and inspiring.
Give no fucks this week.
Thanks, metro lady.
Hey football people
Is the Newcastle v West Ham match on Sunday an important one? I’m meeting someone for the day and he says it’s not important and it’s fine if he misses it but I don’t fully believe him and think he’s just being nice and I’ll feel dead guilty if he misses it and it’s a big deal.
Is the Newcastle v West Ham match on Sunday an important one? I’m meeting someone for the day and he says it’s not important and it’s fine if he misses it but I don’t fully believe him and think he’s just being nice and I’ll feel dead guilty if he misses it and it’s a big deal.
October 31, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Hey football people
Is the Newcastle v West Ham match on Sunday an important one? I’m meeting someone for the day and he says it’s not important and it’s fine if he misses it but I don’t fully believe him and think he’s just being nice and I’ll feel dead guilty if he misses it and it’s a big deal.
Is the Newcastle v West Ham match on Sunday an important one? I’m meeting someone for the day and he says it’s not important and it’s fine if he misses it but I don’t fully believe him and think he’s just being nice and I’ll feel dead guilty if he misses it and it’s a big deal.
I’m sick of people at work telling me they’re too old for Halloween. “I have no plans, I’m too old” your plans could literally be sitting in the house watching horror films with sweets, what is the age limit on that?!
October 30, 2025 at 10:50 AM
I’m sick of people at work telling me they’re too old for Halloween. “I have no plans, I’m too old” your plans could literally be sitting in the house watching horror films with sweets, what is the age limit on that?!
FUN FACT
The lass in Carrie who spots that something is happening before the bucket drops and gets grabbed at her grave at the end is also the singing voice of Jessica Rabbit in Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
Who knew?
The lass in Carrie who spots that something is happening before the bucket drops and gets grabbed at her grave at the end is also the singing voice of Jessica Rabbit in Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
Who knew?
October 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
FUN FACT
The lass in Carrie who spots that something is happening before the bucket drops and gets grabbed at her grave at the end is also the singing voice of Jessica Rabbit in Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
Who knew?
The lass in Carrie who spots that something is happening before the bucket drops and gets grabbed at her grave at the end is also the singing voice of Jessica Rabbit in Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
Who knew?
Went to the pictures at 5am today, then got cancelled on for my night time plan because of the afternoon plan, that she ALSO cancelled on me for, after I’d walked 4 1/2 miles in the direction of where I was meeting her 🙃
Really wanted a distraction from things today, but nah, that’s cool, cheers.
Really wanted a distraction from things today, but nah, that’s cool, cheers.
October 26, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Went to the pictures at 5am today, then got cancelled on for my night time plan because of the afternoon plan, that she ALSO cancelled on me for, after I’d walked 4 1/2 miles in the direction of where I was meeting her 🙃
Really wanted a distraction from things today, but nah, that’s cool, cheers.
Really wanted a distraction from things today, but nah, that’s cool, cheers.
Having major “go blonde” feels.
Someone tell me no.
Someone tell me no.
October 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Having major “go blonde” feels.
Someone tell me no.
Someone tell me no.
Found out the Halloween all nighter at the pictures is ignoring the hour change, so my 6:20am film is now 5:20am…then I’m out all day with a gig on the night.
I have some regrets haha
(Still going. MONSTER SQUAD!)
I have some regrets haha
(Still going. MONSTER SQUAD!)
October 22, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Found out the Halloween all nighter at the pictures is ignoring the hour change, so my 6:20am film is now 5:20am…then I’m out all day with a gig on the night.
I have some regrets haha
(Still going. MONSTER SQUAD!)
I have some regrets haha
(Still going. MONSTER SQUAD!)
(She seems very nice to be honest, I’ve zipped my hoodie up and hiding my bag)
October 19, 2025 at 6:59 AM
(She seems very nice to be honest, I’ve zipped my hoodie up and hiding my bag)
Sat in the lobby of my hotel and there’s a lady telling the check in staff about how god gave her will power and god is good and basically it’s Sunday and I’m at church.
I have possessed Regan on my tshirt and a satanic goat on my bag.
She’s going to throw holy water at me in a minute isn’t she?
I have possessed Regan on my tshirt and a satanic goat on my bag.
She’s going to throw holy water at me in a minute isn’t she?
October 19, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Sat in the lobby of my hotel and there’s a lady telling the check in staff about how god gave her will power and god is good and basically it’s Sunday and I’m at church.
I have possessed Regan on my tshirt and a satanic goat on my bag.
She’s going to throw holy water at me in a minute isn’t she?
I have possessed Regan on my tshirt and a satanic goat on my bag.
She’s going to throw holy water at me in a minute isn’t she?
I’m meeting Linda Blair today eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
October 19, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I’m meeting Linda Blair today eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee